HAMMERTIME

What you're doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that you're used to.

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this perp
I'd hammer out screaming
I'd hammer out moaning
I'd hammer out dumb
Within
The robbers in my city
Annnnnddd
All over this land...

I guess this makes the crook dumber than a sack of hammers.

Collaborate and listen?

This headline is too legit.

Some may say it is too legit to quit.

Get out of my brain subby.

Nice headline. Sometimes the simple ones are the best.

Take some time to think, figure out what's important to you.

Shyla
Collaborate and listen?

nICE.

In the name of love?

I strangely giddy with myself that I knew it was Hammertime before even clicking the link.

hahahahaha

Awesome.

hahahahhahahah!!!!!!

Clicked for the latest Franken/Coleman whaargarbl; left pleasantly disappointed.

/Thanks, subby!

Sure, the perp got nailed, and will try to claw out of it, claiming to have been framed.

Children, what's that sound?

vudukungfu: Sure, the perp got nailed, and will try to claw out of it, claiming to have been framed.

Peen is.

Homertime.

Manfred J. Hattan: vudukungfu: Sure, the perp got nailed, and will try to claw out of it, claiming to have been framed.

Peen is.

My Peen is a hammer.

Manfred J. Hattan: vudukungfu: Sure, the perp got nailed, and will try to claw out of it, claiming to have been framed.

Peen is.

Well played. Both of you.

Then the clerk threw the hammer at the man, pulled out a second one and chased the man away.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he have two hammers or just one?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as that was a Norwolf Tool Works 18-ounce A-Hammer, the most powerful hammer in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Hey whats that sound? Everybody look whats going down!

/than dirt

nailed it.

MC Hammer back up dancer on Conan O'Brien (new window)

Señores y señoras
Nosotros tenemos mas influencia
Con sus hijos, que tu tienes
Pero los queremos

Creado y areglado
De Los Angeles
Juana's adiccion

Here we go

No!
No one!
No way!
Gonna stop,
Now; go!

Save the complaints
For a party conversation.
The world is loaded,
It's lit to pop and nobody is gonna stop...

No one...
No one!
No way!
Gonna stop,
Now; go!

Farm people,
Book wavers, soul savers,
Love preachers!
Lit to pop and nobody is gonna stop.

No one...

Move on,
to take control of a man like that, move on!

One come a day, the water will run,
No man will stand for things that he had done...
Hurrah!
And the water will run...
One come a day, the water will run,
No man will stand for things that he had done...
Hurrah!
And the water will run...
and it Will Run! oh
and it Will Run! oh

Go!

Gimmie that!
In Bagdad, your automobile,
Turn off that smokestack
And that goddamn radio
Hum... along with me...
Hum along with the t.v.

oh oh, oh, on no

No one's
Gonna
Stop!


/Jane's

did anyone else notice that this website tried to set over 10 cookies at once?

When I read that headline, my first thought was of a stop sign near my house that's graffitied with "Hammer Time."

HammerScheiße!

Heh. That's not too far from my place. Judging by the customer base of all the crappy little markets in the area I'm surprised the clerk didn't pull out a shotgun.

Seriously, the store down the street from me has to keep a lot of stuff behind the counter so it doesn't get stolen. You know, condoms, lighters, Kool Aid.

TheCharmerUnderMe--

I don't know where you got that flow chart, but that is the single greatest flow chart I have seen all day. And I've seen like, four of them.

dahmers love zombie: If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this perp
I'd hammer out screaming
I'd hammer out moaning
I'd hammer out dumb
Within
The robbers in my city
Annnnnddd
All over this land...

Good god - awful memories of catholic school come rushing back ... thanks for that ...

burncheese: When I read that headline, my first thought was of a stop sign near my house that's graffitied with "Hammer Time."

I hate graffiti, but I approve of this use.

...Draggin my heart around?

This should be a Fark regular. Ignore the submission and just hot link pics and leave snarky comments.

/oh wait
//seriously, I wanted more hammertime references.

Feeeelings.... nothin' more than feee-heeelings.....

Lookin at Hammer's dance moves it seems he was gettin hyphy before anyone else in the Bay.

meatofmystery: /Jane's

*golf clap*

Good one semiotix. I need to see that movie again.

Heh, the guy had two hammers in case the first hammer misfired?

I see no mention of whether the would-be thief had a weapon, or claimed that he had one.

Sorry to bring up the actual story.