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katerbug72 2009-02-21 10:28:11 AM  
Oh gee, I think I'll sue Google because my first and middle name bring up lots of porn. Dumbest lawsuit ever.

 
Mythy [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:07:24 AM  
Great headline :)

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:20:48 AM  
"And, with all due respect to Ms. Stayart's lifetime of accomplishments..."

Lawyer sarcasm is the best sarcasm.

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:27:00 AM  
What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?

 
daimlerneon [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:37:24 AM  
Ha! I should sue Microsoft. Without giving out details, when my mom runs her name through spellcheck on Word it's first choices are Virgin Lesbian.

We've been laughing about that for years.

 
Psumek 2009-02-21 12:21:40 PM  
UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?

Someone posted a link of users who use some Aryan site and they use Lycos. Thought that was funny.

/didn't even know Lycos existed still

 
HitlerWasConservative 2009-02-21 12:22:02 PM  
Mulva?

 
pendy16 2009-02-21 12:22:14 PM  
Good. Damn. Headline.

 
macross87 2009-02-21 12:23:39 PM  
HitlerWasConservative: Mulva?

Dolores!!!

 
DrForrester 2009-02-21 12:24:04 PM  
Searching for my name brings up tons of results for a gymnast. A farking gymnast! One that didn't even qualify for the Olympics! I'm suing too.

 
AshHousewares18 2009-02-21 12:25:04 PM  
UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?

And Altavista? I thought Altavista only worked when you logged onto the internet using Prodigy...

 
Electrify 2009-02-21 12:25:24 PM  
UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?

Well, their maps arguably give better directions and are of better quality than Google's.

/hopes the judge makes her pay Yahoo's legal fees

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:26:12 PM  
katerbug72: Oh gee, I think I'll sue Google because my first and middle name bring up lots of porn. Dumbest lawsuit ever.

I just Googled my last name and it came up with a lot of commercial grade sump pumps, German porn, and psychiatrists.

Do I have a case?

 
Bob Ondeeznuts 2009-02-21 12:27:12 PM  
When I google my name all that comes up is information about the guy that killed Sean Taylor. I was in an interview once and the interviewer asked me if it was my child since it was a Jr. I told him, "Yes, I had him when I was 7 years old".

 
THEMorUS 2009-02-21 12:28:01 PM  
Maybe its a hint its her new calling porn

 
wwtsomifitsd 2009-02-21 12:28:47 PM  
www.topnews.in

Totally understands

 
Sparky The Wonder Ferret 2009-02-21 12:31:30 PM  
Love the headline subby!! My last name itself could be worthy of a Fark thread but my Yahoo search is boring!

 
GDubDub [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:31:34 PM  
Sad thing is, the legal establishment, as well as the type of people who typically end up on juries, are still so technologically inept, that this lawsuit might have a chance.

-GWW

 
darthgarlic 2009-02-21 12:33:15 PM  
I'm an asshole and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-02-21 12:34:00 PM  
I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

 
brewssuds 2009-02-21 12:36:58 PM  
Bravo on the headline.

 
adamgreeney 2009-02-21 12:37:24 PM  
Yeah, i'm pretty sure that ANY name plus Viagra is going to bring up porn. Way to think it through.

/internet n00bs. . .

 
kxs401 2009-02-21 12:37:39 PM  
JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY


I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA

 
joltek 2009-02-21 12:38:48 PM  
Hmmm. Let's see, my personal informations is not anywhere on the internet.

Who do I sue?

 
ASPBonehead 2009-02-21 12:39:39 PM  
We were doing this one day while bored at work. We all google'd our names to see what came up. The first hit on my full name was for a guy in Las Vegas that was posting on a message board about where he could find a brothel. Needless to say, my co-workers have not yet let me live that down.

/no really, it was a different guy
//I've never even BEEN to Las Vegas
///*runs away

 
Yakk 2009-02-21 12:40:13 PM  
The ironic thing is when you yahoo search her name now it brings up the lawsuit.

Problem solved.

 
picturescrazy 2009-02-21 12:40:40 PM  
Outtaphase: "And, with all due respect to Ms. Stayart's lifetime of accomplishments..."

Lawyer sarcasm is the best sarcasm.


It was very hard for me not to disturb my coworkers with laughter when I read that.

/not that my lifetime of accomplishments are anything special

 
Excen 2009-02-21 12:43:06 PM  
kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA


Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!

 
Scotch and Water don't mix 'em 2009-02-21 12:45:24 PM  
JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY



I'm in!

Sincerely,
Roger U. Roundly
Humping, Idaho

 
olddeegee [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:46:09 PM  
I did a Yahoo search of your Mom's name and all I got was porn.

 
cherryl taggart 2009-02-21 12:47:39 PM  
Why does my name bring up some old pron girl, named jenna?

 
beaudanker 2009-02-21 12:47:40 PM  
sk1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com

Yahoo Image Search

 
T. Dawg 2009-02-21 12:47:45 PM  
The name Beverly is Old English and means "Meadow or stream of Beavers"

/TMYK

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:48:25 PM  
My name brings both dirty sanchez sites and some doctor that has a 'medical cure for herpes'.

That can't be right.

 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:49:08 PM  
Yakk: The ironic thing is when you yahoo search her name now it brings up the lawsuit.

Problem solved.


Guess that's the only way to solve the problem.

Just ask Joey Buttafuoco.

 
Revenge of John Gault 2009-02-21 12:49:13 PM  
Excen: kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.



Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA

Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!


Count me in too

Thanks,
Dick P. Orn
Bend, OR

(Also real places)

PS my friend in Sisters Oregon, Les Bianslut wants in on this as well.

 
UncleFuucktard 2009-02-21 12:49:20 PM  
First hit under a search for my name is some guys gay sex blog.

 
Guess_Who 2009-02-21 12:50:21 PM  
joltek: Hmmm. Let's see, my personal informations is not anywhere on the internet.

Who do I sue?


Neither is mine, let's wait a while for others to join and make it a class action lawsuit.

 
otterly_delicious [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:50:41 PM  
My maiden name translates to a porn fetish.

/When my 75 year old dad discovered this he thought that was awesome
//my mom, not so much

 
de_Selby 2009-02-21 12:51:00 PM  
Imagine if you were named Titiporn (new window)(new window).

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:51:59 PM  
Where is the obligatory Hugh G. Rection reference? You guys are slipping.

 
wippit 2009-02-21 12:53:10 PM  
I have the same first/last name as a director....

 
Evil Canadian [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:53:24 PM  
Geez, all I get are a couple of blogs of someother person with my name, and a bunch of Christian books. I wish I had a BETTER name for Yahooing.

/Google isn't much better, but I found MY REAL SELF on it.

 
Psumek 2009-02-21 12:54:25 PM  
otterly_delicious: My maiden name translates to a porn fetish.

/When my 75 year old dad discovered this he thought that was awesome
//my mom, not so much


Nice. So what's your name? Carrie Shrimping? Carrie Frotteur? Carrie Autoerotic-Asphyiation?

 
berylman 2009-02-21 12:55:08 PM  
It took me years to have my name legally changed from Whitechix Blackdix, a total nightmare of a process to avoid this sort of thing.

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-02-21 12:56:28 PM  
Revenge of John Gault: Excen: kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.



Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA

Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!

Count me in too

Thanks,
Dick P. Orn
Bend, OR

(Also real places)

PS my friend in Sisters Oregon, Les Bianslut wants in on this as well.



Dick Johnson
Shafter, CA

Also this... (new window)

 
Guess_Who 2009-02-21 12:56:31 PM  
I know the article is about yahoo search, but I just googled my Fark login and that's much more fun. Maybe it's because Guess_Who is also the screen name for an 18 yr old chick (w/a tongue ring) from Cuba.

 
Dufus [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:58:12 PM  
A Google search on her name returns a trojan infected link as the first result. Beverly, Beverly, Beverly... just what have you been doing all these years to be so infectious?

 
Falcc 2009-02-21 12:59:03 PM  
Googling my name brought up a background checking site with a lot of information on me that I did not expect would be on display for free online. If you'll excuse me I need to go yank my fillings now.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-02-21 12:59:19 PM  
From my Googling I get myself a few times (nothing exciting), a dude obsessed with kayaks, and a second-string footballer for Drumaness Mills, Ireland.

 
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