Trouble withdirectionals much, Subby, or do you just suck at darts?

FTFA: NINETY SIX

ummmm.... you doing it wrong?

40yoVirgin: FTFA: NINETY SIX

ummmm.... you doing it wrong?

He couldn't stand to look at her?

No one puts Angel in the corner!

teenage boys will sleep with anything

This is news?

Wiki: (pops)

"Ninety Six was established in the early 1700s. It derived its name from the mistaken belief that it was 96 miles to the nearest Cherokee settlement of Keowee. The National Park Service operates the Ninety Six National Historic Site at the site of the original settlement."

I can't be the only one who wondered about that.

That's ridiculo...OMG, that little scruffer is pleasuring himself with the darts and map! How is that even possible?!?

Why are teachers so horny?

Pfff. shiatty picture but I've seen a lot worse on Fark.

damageddude: teenage boys will sleep with anything

This is news?

It's not news...

Subby needs to aim down a little bit and work on his dart game. Greenwood county is SC.

I bet 15 years ago she was pretty hot.

She looks just fine. All she has to do is change her face and get a new body. Other than that, I do not see a problem.

/eye bleach please.

Epsilon: Why are teachers so horny?

Why? You are wasting time on "why?" Who cares? Can't you enjoy/exploit it for what it is? My brother is a teacher. The overwhelming majority of his female co-workers spend most of their non-working hours cruising for cawk. Their parties/happy-hour events are a treat for any hetero male looking for a few hours of one-on-one learning.

Did she have a full set of teeth?

Isn't greenwood in SC?

"The victim, who was 14 at the time but is 15 now, told us of numerous incidents between he and the suspect."

"I showed her my 'Oh' face. Oh man, and this one time she had me come to her house dressed up as a UPS man with a package to deliver... oh, then there was GTA night where she was the hooker and she had me beat her afterwords to get my money back... and the BJs after class those were sweet too. I came in for "tutoring" after school one day and had her bent over the desk and she's all like oh, oh...

... why do you want to know all this anyway, Reporter guy?"

Place "How about NO bear" here please?

So that's ugly now? Please post pics of the supermodels you all are banging. She looks fat, and her hairstyle sucks, but what exactly is the problem?

In this article about her they have quotes from her Facebook page where she refers to herself in the third person.

i'f fark her. she looks hungry, like she would blow me really well.

?

Oh_Enough_Already: In this article about her they have quotes from her Facebook page where she refers to herself in the third person.

That's just facebook status, not 3rd person.

Farkin hillbillies, holy shiat....

"We will not be tolerating anybody that has those kind of charges against them..."

How about "We will not tolerate...."???

"Angel is good-bye to everyone..."

WHAT? And you're a teacher?

That pic looks photoshopped. I can tell by looking at the GI-FREAKING-NORMOUS pixels.

So, we are now up to 2 of these stories per week now?

Don't they read the news?

hahahh great headline

+1

Stray Cat Strut: ?

cryinoutloud: So that's ugly now? Please post pics of the supermodels you all are banging. She looks fat, and her hairstyle sucks, but what exactly is the problem?



I'm currently dating the hot one, on the right. She's awesome.

She just looks like a bunch of pixels.

6502programmer: That pic looks photoshopped. I can tell by looking at the GI-FREAKING-NORMOUS pixels.

No kidding.

Who's the police photographer there in wherever the fark Carolina - really, does it really make a difference - Chuck Close?

Outtaphase: Wiki: (pops)

"Ninety Six was established in the early 1700s. It derived its name from the mistaken belief that it was 96 miles to the nearest Cherokee settlement of Keowee. The National Park Service operates the Ninety Six National Historic Site at the site of the original settlement."

I can't be the only one who wondered about that.

I'm from Eightyfour, Pa, so I didn't

Her knees are too grainy.

Man the harpoon

Epsilon:
I'm currently dating the hot one, on the right. She's awesome.

give the other one my email.

imfallen_angel: So, we are now up to 2 of these stories per week now?

Don't they read the news?

Two a week?

Try every day.

"I showed her my 'Oh' face. Oh man, and this one time she had me come to her house dressed up as a UPS man with a package to deliver... oh, then there was GTA night where she was the hooker and she had me beat her afterwords to get my money back... and the BJs after class those were sweet too. I came in for "tutoring" after school one day and had her bent over the desk and she's all like oh, oh...

And why did the victim complain?

SOUTH CAROLINA.

Not North Carolina. Never confuse the two.

North Carolina...South Carolina...


There is no difference they are both shiatholes.

flup: SOUTH CAROLINA.

Not North Carolina. Never confuse the two.

Meh, that's like arguing about whether stepping in pig shiat is preferable to stepping in cow shiat.

Either way you stepped in shiat.

Whatever state you pick sucks and mine is superior!!

OZZ: North Carolina...South Carolina...


There is no difference they are both shiatholes.

Says a representative of the Obviously Superior State of Where...?

SC may be a shiathole (with the exception of the touristy parts of Charleston), but much of NC is quite nice.

Especially the Triangle, which has one of the country's best housing and job markets (even now), as well as some of the best universities, with good sports and nice population blend.

tell it to the Dakotas

Funny, the typical submitter's view on what defines a "hot" chick in submissions is anything under 275.

Oldiron_79: Man the harpoon

I've got it right here in my hand...or here in my right hand...

This sort of thing is so incredibly common now, I wonder when it will no longer merit a mention on Fark. "female teacher has sex with male student" is turning into a "dog bites man" story. Isn't Fark for "man bites dog" stories?

PyroniC: This sort of thing is so incredibly common now, I wonder when it will no longer merit a mention on Fark. "female teacher has sex with male student" is turning into a "dog bites man" story. Isn't Fark for "man bites dog" stories?

Smoking gun is to mugshots as Fark is to "Hot" female teacher sleeps with student. Its expected.

Bob Ondeeznuts: I bet 15 years ago she was pretty hot.

...and the kid was merely a twinkle in his father's eye.

Here's some better pics from her facebook page before they shut it down yesterday. I grabbed them before I submitted this yesterday.

And :