Pwned!

*changes status to "How YOU doin?"*

/drtfa

FTA:the three stages of a Facebook breakup. First, he knew he was about to get shafted when he read messages on his girlfriend's Facebook wall. "Good luck with tonight" a friend wrote. "I hope it's for the best." Then his girlfriend changed her status to single. Then came all the daggerlike congratulatory messages. Again, on her wall.

That seems worse than a twitter/text bit to me

so much for twitterpated...

6. Ringtones: For little or no money, you can send a very pointed musical message to your de-loved. "Time to Break Up" by Blink 182 and "Song for the Dumped" by Ben Folds Five come to mind.

Superghey

If you dont care enough about the person to say it to their face then why the hell were you dating?

A friend of mine was recently broken up with over text.

It's a total pussy move IMO. Do it face-to-face, asshole. Or, if that is totally impossible due to long-distance or something, at least call.

I did a GIS for "break up text" and dammit if someone out there didn't already have an lolcat for the occasion.

Someone cue some Greg Kihn, please.....

The last dude I dated broke up w/me by deleting me from his myspace friends.

god damn this thread and all twits on twitter.

/I sound bitter.

I recently got dumped the old fashioned way, prolonged silence. She just played possum 'til I stopped bothering her.

I knew a guy who said "the wedding is off" by farking his fiancee's sister.

I think I preferred being removed from his LJ f-list.

So the new hotness is to see how big of a douchebag you can be with the aid of technology?

Self-obsessed cowardice never looked so lame.

If you can't look somebody in the eye and break off what was supposed to be an emotionally supportive, mutual relationship, maybe you wouldn't know one if it bit you in the ass. : )

Doctor Funkenstein: I did a GIS for "break up text" and dammit if someone out there didn't already have an lolcat for the occasion.

I was gonna say "thread over" to Farknuck saying "Pwned!" which is what this thread is all about but this lolcat takes the cake. ;)

mikefinch: If you dont care enough about the person to say it to their face then why the hell were you dating?

So in this new age of anti-commitment and "friends with benefits", you're surprised by this???

brewssuds: So in this new age of anti-commitment and "friends with benefits", you're surprised by this???

Nonsense. The whole point of that is that you never break up because there is no promise of fidelity to renege on.

I had a buddy who, in high school, was dumped via away message.

It went something like

"hi, I'm out doin blah blah blah hit me up on my cell

and if this is G, we're over, I'm dumping you"

/names abbreviated to protect the innocent

+1 to napgirl for twitterpated ...

This was posted on iVillage Top Ten worst Breakups;

My ex broke up with me via e-mail. We were both working at the same place and he "accidentally" sent it to the entire office. He even listed the reasons for breaking up and one of them was my "lack of sexual desire."- amforpeace

I think I just pissed myself. Watch this to the end:

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People are this disconnected with reality, with people? They seriously can't deal with real life in person? My friend was right. I have a bottle of aspirin and a bottle of bourbon.

Social Networking sites also make it a whole lot easier to find out when someone is cheating on you.

Just because YOU don't leave any evidence of it doesn't mean the other person doesn't. So a bit of advice - If you're gonna cheat and you don't want the S.O to find out, don't add the other person to any of your friends lists, and for gods sake, remember to sign out of your IM's.

Dummy.

WhizzoButter aww! i can't believe nobody else had posted it before me.

and Doctor Funkenstein that is awesome

I was dumped by texting once... while we were both in the same room.... stupid crazy biatch; it was for the best. But still pretty cold.

@HunnyBunny: I'm over you. LOL.

Call me old fashioned, I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

Honest Bender: Call me old fashioned, I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

I had one like that this morning. After a week of eating next to nothing and drinking tea I drink 2 cups of coffee. Talk about a dump.

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

The Glass Dragon: A friend of mine I was recently broken up with over text.

It's a total pussy move IMO. Do it face-to-face, asshole. Or, if that is totally impossible due to long-distance or something, at least call.


:-)

mikefinch: If you dont care enough about the person to say it to their face then why the hell were you dating?

nobody WANTS to dump someone face to face though.

/just sayin

mama's_tasty_foods: mikefinch: If you dont care enough about the person to say it to their face then why the hell were you dating?

nobody WANTS to dump someone face to face though.

/just sayin

Too damn bad. Unless you're hundreds of miles away, you do it face to face. If you are too far away to see the person, then call them. It's the only right thing to do.

/Broke up with my ex over the phone
//We were 400 miles away, and I didn't have a car.

Raptor Jesus: mama's_tasty_foods: mikefinch: If you dont care enough about the person to say it to their face then why the hell were you dating?

nobody WANTS to dump someone face to face though.

/just sayin

Too damn bad. Unless you're hundreds of miles away, you do it face to face. If you are too far away to see the person, then call them. It's the only right thing to do.

/Broke up with my ex over the phone
//We were 400 miles away, and I didn't have a car.

Well, to be fair I have dumped a guy over the phone, simply because he turned out to be psychotic and I was afraid of dumping him in person.

/I sure know how to pick 'em