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(The Chattanoogan) Dumbass Remember the Tennessee cop who shoved the 71-year-old Wal-Mart greeter to the floor? Turns out the apple didn't fall far from the tree   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 88
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Ghoulthulhu 2009-02-21 09:42:58 AM  
What a dickhead...

 
Molavian 2009-02-21 09:46:10 AM  
He's ready to go to the Academy any day now.

 
datenschwanz 2009-02-21 09:48:23 AM  
is there a friends and family plan for the wall of blue silence?

 
NCP69 2009-02-21 09:48:31 AM  
whats a faee?

 
jaxwally 2009-02-21 09:53:19 AM  
shiatapple

 
Big_Doofus 2009-02-21 09:56:52 AM  
Maybe he'll get suspended with pay for 28 days as well. Sounds like a great vacation to me.

 
ram.1500 2009-02-21 09:57:35 AM  
She said,before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car.

Was that before she left on foot or the dickhead?

 
Little One-Eyed Wench 2009-02-21 09:58:08 AM  
You know what this means don't you? This gem is single now ladies! Line starts here...

 
Magorn 2009-02-21 10:01:55 AM  
datenschwanz: is there a friends and family plan for the wall of blue silence?

You are already seeing it in action:

"Ralph Kenneth Freeman II, 27, of 6121 Sagefield Lane, Harrison, is charged with vandalism and theft under $500."

and this is after, according to the article he:


Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her face through the screen door...She said Freeman proceeded to unscrew the antenna off her vehicle and began letting the air out of her tires. He told her if she did not let him in that "things will just get worse," the report says...Freeman grabbed the garbage can and dumped the trash on the back porch.

He then got her barbeque grill and threw it at her car, breaking the front passenger window.

She said, before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car.


and for that he's got two very minor misdemeanor charges instead of aggravated assault, battery (the drink counts), making terroristic threats (something that has nothing to do with terrorism BTW), Malicious destruction of property, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and possibly attempted Breaking and entering

 
cynic32 2009-02-21 10:05:03 AM  
ram.1500

She said,before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car.

Was that before she left on foot or the dickhead?


That would be before she left on the dickhead.

 
destardi 2009-02-21 10:05:35 AM  
I don't hate all cops...however, fark this douchebag and his douchebag pig dad.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-02-21 10:06:31 AM  
Magorn: datenschwanz: is there a friends and family plan for the wall of blue silence?

You are already seeing it in action:

"Ralph Kenneth Freeman II, 27, of 6121 Sagefield Lane, Harrison, is charged with vandalism and theft under $500."

and this is after, according to the article he:


Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her face through the screen door...She said Freeman proceeded to unscrew the antenna off her vehicle and began letting the air out of her tires. He told her if she did not let him in that "things will just get worse," the report says...Freeman grabbed the garbage can and dumped the trash on the back porch.

He then got her barbeque grill and threw it at her car, breaking the front passenger window.

She said, before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car.

and for that he's got two very minor misdemeanor charges instead of aggravated assault, battery (the drink counts), making terroristic threats (something that has nothing to do with terrorism BTW), Malicious destruction of property, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and possibly attempted Breaking and entering


Exactly.

And pigs still wonder why we call them pigs.

 
piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:14:40 AM  
Cops are rapid animals

 
Big_Doofus 2009-02-21 10:15:43 AM  
piaddic120: Cops are rapid animals

They're really fast?

 
g4m8i7 2009-02-21 10:16:39 AM  
Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her faee through the screen door. She said she repeated that he was not getting back in.

I'm not sure what a faee is, but I'm pretty sure I'd be pissed of someone threw a drink in mine.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:18:28 AM  
Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her faee through the screen door. She said she repeated that he was not getting back in.

She said Freeman proceeded to unscrew the antenna off her vehicle and began letting the air out of her tires. He told her if she did not let him in that "things will just get worse," the report says.

Freeman grabbed the garbage can and dumped the trash on the back porch.

He then got her barbeque grill and threw it at her car, breaking the front passenger window.

before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car


He sounds charming. I can't believe she didn't just welcome him right back in after he started letting the air out of her tires.

 
piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:19:19 AM  
Big_Doofus: piaddic120: Cops are rapid animals

They're really fast?


Dude, what?

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:19:30 AM  
Big_Doofus: piaddic120: Cops are rapid animals

They're really fast?


Really, really fast. Crazy fast.

 
peon36 2009-02-21 10:21:06 AM  
Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her faee

You can tell this article was written in Tennesee.

 
basemetal [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:21:59 AM  
Biatch should have filled his tea glass when he shook it. biatches, always causing drama.

 
Hendrix 2009-02-21 10:22:59 AM  
Big_Doofus: Maybe he'll get suspended with pay for 28 days as well. Sounds like a great vacation to me.

Source? Where did you read he was suspended with pay for 28 days?

 
Lusiphur 2009-02-21 10:23:54 AM  
piaddic120: Cops are rapid animals

Like cheetahs?

 
piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:24:55 AM  
Lusiphur: piaddic120: Cops are rapid animals

Like cheetahs?


No, like pigs with rabies

 
Lusiphur 2009-02-21 10:25:59 AM  
piaddic120: No, like pigs with rabies

Are pigs with rabies unusually fast?

 
piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:27:26 AM  
Lusiphur: piaddic120: No, like pigs with rabies

Are pigs with rabies unusually fast?


Since when does rabid=fast?

/Didn't get the memo

 
dapsychous 2009-02-21 10:28:13 AM  
Now, don't get all flamey on me, but this douchebag and his father are why I believe it should be perfectly legal to punch a cop in the face without fear of repercussion if you can prove he was harassing or assaulting you without cause. Cops should be held to a higher standard, and should not get away with crap like this.

But no, this farkwit basically got a paid vacation for assaulting a 71-year-old who was just doing his job? Fark him! Fark him in the ass with a gargantuan napalm-and-pepper-spray-covered pineapple.

Also, this kid's an asshole.

 
Lusiphur 2009-02-21 10:33:20 AM  
piaddic120: Since when does rabid=fast?

/Didn't get the memo


Go back and re-read your original post. I'll give you a hint. "Rabid" doesn't have any "p"s in it. It is one of the most amusing typos I've seen in a while, though, and the fact that you simply can't see it just makes it so much better.

 
cats4rent 2009-02-21 10:33:32 AM  
son of an asshole

 
The DBS 2009-02-21 10:34:02 AM  
piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:27:26 AM
Lusiphur: piaddic120: No, like pigs with rabies

Are pigs with rabies unusually fast?

Since when does rabid=fast?


About the time you spelled "rabid" with a "p" in your Boobies.

piaddic120 2009-02-21 10:14:40 AM
Cops are rapid animals

 
slimkibbles 2009-02-21 10:36:14 AM  
piaddic120: Lusiphur: piaddic120: No, like pigs with rabies

Are pigs with rabies unusually fast?

Since when does rabid=fast?

/Didn't get the memo


Let me help. Your original post said "Cops are rapid animals." I think most of us knew what you meant, but this is FARK.

 
Shotgun Justice 2009-02-21 10:36:44 AM  
Don't forget that the shiathead dad hit the old man so hard he blacked out and shiat his pants. Then got the paid vacation

 
Fark on First Dates 2009-02-21 10:36:50 AM  
piaddic120
Since when does rabid=fast?

/Didn't get the memo


Try to read what you wrote once in a while.

piaddic120
Cops are rapid animals


/Just helpin'

 
buttcat 2009-02-21 10:40:28 AM  
The Aristocrats*!

*in asshole form

 
Shotgun Justice 2009-02-21 10:40:42 AM  
media.timesfreepress.com/docs/2009/01/Freeman_IA_report_0130.pdf

That's where to find the whole IA report.

 
lajimi [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:41:58 AM  
Magorn: and for that he's got two very minor misdemeanor charges instead of aggravated assault, battery (the drink counts), making terroristic threats (something that has nothing to do with terrorism BTW), Malicious destruction of property, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and possibly attempted Breaking and entering

Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picked, the one you'll know by.

/Oink

 
ScubaDude1960 [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:43:36 AM  
Cops are psychotic a-holes. They raise their kids to be psychotic a-holes. Is this news?

 
British 2009-02-21 10:44:25 AM  
Judge Potato might be right on tghis one. Death penalty for both.

 
DaBishop 2009-02-21 10:45:33 AM  
piaddic120: Since when does rabid=fast?

Outstanding.

 
durkzilla 2009-02-21 10:45:50 AM  
You bet your ass that kid has the "Thin Blue Line" sticker or license plate on his car, a nifty laminated card in his wallet with the local Fraternal Order of Police logo on it, and maybe a sheriff's badge decal in his windshield.

The only difference between the cops and the cons is the badge.

 
PokeyMon 2009-02-21 10:51:28 AM  
How in the hell did Crosby, Stills, Nash (and maybe Young) get into a cop thread???

 
jerzakie 2009-02-21 10:56:49 AM  
She's lucky to have a gem like him.

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 10:59:18 AM  
Well, he sounds like a charming young man.

Actually, the whole incident sounds like a prequel to Rose Madder.

 
JamesLi 2009-02-21 11:03:14 AM  
Magorn: datenschwanz: is there a friends and family plan for the wall of blue silence?

You are already seeing it in action:

"Ralph Kenneth Freeman II, 27, of 6121 Sagefield Lane, Harrison, is charged with vandalism and theft under $500."

and this is after, according to the article he:


Ms. Houston said Freeman threw his drink in her face through the screen door...She said Freeman proceeded to unscrew the antenna off her vehicle and began letting the air out of her tires. He told her if she did not let him in that "things will just get worse," the report says...Freeman grabbed the garbage can and dumped the trash on the back porch.

He then got her barbeque grill and threw it at her car, breaking the front passenger window.

She said, before leaving on foot, he removed her tag from the car.

and for that he's got two very minor misdemeanor charges instead of aggravated assault, battery (the drink counts), making terroristic threats (something that has nothing to do with terrorism BTW), Malicious destruction of property, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and possibly attempted Breaking and entering


Except no. Now, why he wasn't charged with domestic violence I have no idea, but all that stuff you said is nonsense.

 
zalasur [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:07:21 AM  
I can't help but wonder if a) piaddic120 is playing everyone or b) he really is that dumb.

/this thread is epic, sorta
//slashies

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:08:51 AM  
Athletic 10 year old sons are really fast.

 
JamesLi 2009-02-21 11:09:24 AM  
Big_Doofus: Maybe he'll get suspended with pay for 28 days as well. Sounds like a great vacation to me.

If you could show me where it says "suspended with pay for 28 days" I'd love to see it. Otherwise you are just making rather large assumptions.

/Or I could just say [Citation Needed]

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 11:13:44 AM  
What rapid animal may look like:

erim.net

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-02-21 11:16:10 AM  
She was playing hard to get, so, you know, they could have really hot, rapid make up sex.

 
fredklein 2009-02-21 11:20:32 AM  
JamesLi: Big_Doofus: Maybe he'll get suspended with pay for 28 days as well. Sounds like a great vacation to me.

If you could show me where it says "suspended with pay for 28 days" I'd love to see it. Otherwise you are just making rather large assumptions.

/Or I could just say [Citation Needed]


For ONCE, the cop was suspended without pay. But there are plenty of cases (the majority, I'd say) where cops are suspended WITH pay, so it's only natural someone would make a mistake.

 
JamesLi 2009-02-21 11:21:12 AM  
fredklein: JamesLi: Big_Doofus: Maybe he'll get suspended with pay for 28 days as well. Sounds like a great vacation to me.

If you could show me where it says "suspended with pay for 28 days" I'd love to see it. Otherwise you are just making rather large assumptions.

/Or I could just say [Citation Needed]

For ONCE, the cop was suspended without pay. But there are plenty of cases (the majority, I'd say) where cops are suspended WITH pay, so it's only natural someone would make a mistake.


[Citation Needed]

 
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