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(Telegraph) Unlikely Michael Jackson planning series of concerts in London that could earn him $65 million. Venues in several cities are said to be competing for the gig, but Jackson favors London because he heard they serve liquor in tots there   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 23
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muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 08:14:42 AM  
Whatever happened to Bubbles? I wish that chimp had went ape shiat on him.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 09:11:23 AM  
I thought had to use a cane to get around...
How's he going to be doing the moonwalk on stage with a cane? That'd just be sad.

 
UsikFark 2009-02-21 09:24:56 AM  
shivashakti: I thought had to use a cane to get around...
How's he going to be doing the moonwalk on stage with a cane? That'd just be sad.

exactly

 
radioman_ 2009-02-21 09:54:26 AM  
How does Michael Jackson hold his liquor?
By the tiny ears!

 
Already Disturbed 2009-02-21 10:53:49 AM  
he lip-synced most of his last tour anyway

 
Wrong Trousers 2009-02-21 12:22:12 PM  
Not going to happen. He'll scam expense money, advances and loans and then claim illness and leave the promoters high and dry.

 
shawnshawnery 2009-02-21 01:54:21 PM  
headline tried to hard.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-21 04:19:07 PM  
Wrong Trousers: Not going to happen. He'll scam expense money, advances and loans and then claim illness and leave the promoters high and dry.

Which is why any serious promoter wouldn't work with Jackson no matter how much money might be on offer.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 04:34:46 PM  
shawnshawnery: headline tried to hard.

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Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438 wins again

 
puckhead 2009-02-21 04:42:40 PM  
shawnshawnery: headline tried to hard.

it took a while to get there, but I chortled.

 
FreeLoveFreeway 2009-02-21 04:59:13 PM  
muck4doo: Whatever happened to Bubbles? I wish that chimp had went ape shiat on him.

He gave the chimp xanex and it proceeded to rip his face apart.

 
cubicjr 2009-02-21 05:50:52 PM  
shawnshawnery: headline tried to hard.

Tried to hard what?

I, too, thought that this comment was too flippant.

 
SharkTrager 2009-02-21 06:50:55 PM  
Dwight_Yeast: Wrong Trousers: Not going to happen. He'll scam expense money, advances and loans and then claim illness and leave the promoters high and dry.

Which is why any serious promoter wouldn't work with Jackson no matter how much money might be on offer.

He's the Julio Cesar Chavez of Pop.

 
Herunar 2009-02-21 11:13:01 PM  
FTFA: "debt-ridden"
BS. He just bought a million dollar mansion.

 
DBrandisNC 2009-02-22 03:11:57 AM  
Pretty sure this is a repeat from every year since 1999.

 
inthrees 2009-02-22 04:15:08 AM  
Michael Jackson likes his dates like he likes his scotch?

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-22 04:27:24 AM  
inthrees: Michael Jackson likes his dates like he likes his scotch?

No, he likes his dates to be younger than his scotch.

 
shawnshawnery 2009-02-22 04:44:08 PM  
Two Dogs Farking: Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438 wins again

Why is that even relevant? I don't have a right to comment on the headline if I haven't submitted a link from SportsbyBrooks?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2009-02-22 04:48:50 PM  
shawnshawnery: Why is that even relevant? I don't have a right to comment on the headline if I haven't submitted a link from SportsbyBrooks?

If you don't understand it, I'm afraid I can't help you.

/And only Brooks submits links from StolenbyBrooks

 
inthrees 2009-02-22 11:50:50 PM  
I hope I can get a link greenlighted some day so I can be a smug puke too!

I guess maybe I would have to care enough to submit some, though.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2009-02-23 04:16:49 AM  
inthrees: I hope I can get a link greenlighted some day so I can be a smug puke too!

Obvious alt is obvious.

 
pope183 2009-02-23 08:57:12 AM  
$65 million.... that should last him about 2 weeks

 
inthrees 2009-02-23 09:56:49 AM  
Two Dogs Farking: inthrees: I hope I can get a link greenlighted some day so I can be a smug puke too!

Obvious alt is obvious.

Nope. Only account, but thanks for playing.

 
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