Wow. He's losing it. He's going to be an utter train wreck in a few months.

Good. Hope he start drinking again.

EL_FABREZ: Wow. He's losing it. He's going to be an utter train wreck in a few months.

Good. Hope he start drinking again.

Since he got his Faux show, he's been like an unmedicated schizophreniac. He almost makes most of the other Fauxers look sane-and that takes some doing.
"Look into my eyes"...

Actually...did Faux bring him onboard so the others appear more sane? Sounds Murdock-y.

The GOP is doomed to irrelevance with asshats like this is given the pulpit. God how can so many Americans be this stupid?

Beck's gut is full of gas.

EL_FABREZ: Wow. He's losing it.


He never really had it. Seriously, he was just as much of a nutjob on the oh-so-liberal CNN.

This needs to be voted up. Put the paranoia/xenophobia on full display.

kmmontandon: EL_FABREZ: Wow. He's losing it.


He never really had it. Seriously, he was just as much of a nutjob on the oh-so-liberal CNN.

True, but he was on the same network as Nancy Grace, and you can't outcrazy Nancy. She is the singularity of craziness.

Civil War between the Bubbas and the U.S Government? Gee, who to bet on?

oldebayer: Civil War between the Bubbas and the U.S Government? Gee, who to bet on?

What's funny about that is that in that kind of war, the U.S. Government would obviously have tanks and traditional weapons at their disposal, so the Bubbas would have to resort to using roadside bombs and other turrrist technology.

does he not think there was civil unrest around the globe in the 30s?

burndtdan: does he not think

Pretty much.

Beck is a douche. He has to fill airtime with something. I caught part of his show today on Fox and he said some of the most retarded things I've ever heard. I can't believe that he is as popular as he is.

Glenn Beck is dumber than a crack addled, alcoholic monkey with Downs syndrome. The fact that he's a very wealthy commentator is an embarrassment to America.

robmilmel: Since he got his Faux show, he's been like an unmedicated schizophreniac. He almost makes most of the other Fauxers look sane-and that takes some doing.

CNN destroyed what credibility they had left when they gave him a show. At least he's on Fox where he belongs now.

Mmmmmm delicious, nutritious neocon tears.

EL_FABREZ: Wow. He's losing it. He's going to be an utter train wreck in a few months.

Good. Hope he start drinking again.

This is a good time to bring up that "damage from alcohol" vs. "damage from pot" argument from the other thread....

Well, given that the GOP is little more than a regional Southern party, I guess this doesn't surprise me.

In case they didn't get the memo, the North won the last time around.

Except Howard Beale made more sense.

I love listening to these nutjobs and how they twist words to get their audience feeling the emotions they want them to feel.

This nutjob describes "The Bubba Effect" where a rancher sees somebody "crossing the border" (start to stir up xenophobia) who then "protects his land" (not shoots an innocent), after which the people will point the finger at the government for "not protecting us" (against an unarmed person trying for a better life).

There's so much money and power to be had in fearmongering it disgusts me.

Non-story. Glenn is trying to get into Local Doomsayers #354. We have rejected his application and he's just pissy about it.

Etchy333: oldebayer: Civil War between the Bubbas and the U.S Government? Gee, who to bet on?

What's funny about that is that in that kind of war, the U.S. Government would obviously have tanks and traditional weapons at their disposal, so the Bubbas would have to resort to using roadside bombs and other turrrist technology.

What many people fail to grasp is the large amount of "Bubbas" in the US Military who swore to protect and defend the Constitution... not the government. We are taught to obey orders to a point, but our primary loyalty is to be to the Constitution, and not any government official.

Taking this statement off the deep end to explore the scenario- Should martial law ever be declared (God forbid) over something like this, the military would no doubt be split between those who are blindly following orders to illegally (can't use troops as police) oppress the citizens and confiscate weapons (ie-New Orleans), and those who resist those orders to keep faith with their oath to protect the Constitution. The nation would truly be divided at all levels. A tank driver, or pilot shooting citizens would only serve to legitimize any revolt... and would do more harm than good in stopping one.

Regardless of your beliefs, such a scenario is a frightening one indeed, and I hope we can all hold onto our sanity, and fix things at the polls. Just don't forget that Washington, Jefferson, Paine, Franklin, Adams, etc were all Bubbas. :-)

eternalgreenknight: Etchy333: oldebayer: Civil War between the Bubbas and the U.S Government? Gee, who to bet on?

What's funny about that is that in that kind of war, the U.S. Government would obviously have tanks and traditional weapons at their disposal, so the Bubbas would have to resort to using roadside bombs and other turrrist technology.

What many people fail to grasp is the large amount of "Bubbas" in the US Military who swore to protect and defend the Constitution... not the government. We are taught to obey orders to a point, but our primary loyalty is to be to the Constitution, and not any government official.

Yes. We can always trust those trained by the military to do what's constitutional.

/Gitmo... Kent State.... Iran/Contra....

Rent this movie!!!!

The Second Civil War(1997) R

When a planeload of Pakistani orphans are shipped to his state for permanent relocation, the governor of Idaho (Beau Bridges, who won an Emmy) defies the president (Phil Hartman) and closes the state's border. News Net Television, a cable news program that makes hay by reporting on political scandals, quickly spins the racist act into an overnight media sensation, creating a divide in national opinion over the issue. Mac Ahlberg directs.

LocalCynic: Well, given that the GOP is little more than a regional Southern party, I guess this doesn't surprise me.

In case they didn't get the memo, the North won the last time around.

it takes a complete moran to say this. do you honestly think lincoln wanted them to stay? yes i said them. without the them votes where are you at? they were supposed to have left according to your lincoln doctrine. yes it would have been a better place.

accept it

What_Would_Jimi_Do: it takes a complete moran to say this. do you honestly think lincoln wanted them to stay? yes i said them. without the them votes where are you at? they were supposed to have left according to your lincoln doctrine. yes it would have been a better place.

accept it

This thread has potential to go epic now.

END OF COMMUNICATION.;

Lenny_da_Hog: eternalgreenknight: Etchy333: oldebayer: Civil War between the Bubbas and the U.S Government? Gee, who to bet on?

What's funny about that is that in that kind of war, the U.S. Government would obviously have tanks and traditional weapons at their disposal, so the Bubbas would have to resort to using roadside bombs and other turrrist technology.

What many people fail to grasp is the large amount of "Bubbas" in the US Military who swore to protect and defend the Constitution... not the government. We are taught to obey orders to a point, but our primary loyalty is to be to the Constitution, and not any government official.

Yes. We can always trust those trained by the military to do what's constitutional.

/Gitmo... Kent State.... Iran/Contra....

Dude, you totally missed the other HALF of my post- the military would be split between those protecting the Constitution and those violating it. The military would not be an effective tool to use in quelling the American people.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: LocalCynic: Well, given that the GOP is little more than a regional Southern party, I guess this doesn't surprise me.

In case they didn't get the memo, the North won the last time around.

it takes a complete moran to say this. do you honestly think lincoln wanted them to stay? yes i said them. without the them votes where are you at? they were supposed to have left according to your lincoln doctrine. yes it would have been a better place.

accept it

What do you mean, "them"?

/those people?

eternalgreenknight:
Dude, you totally missed the other HALF of my post- the military would be split between those protecting the Constitution and those violating it. The military would not be an effective tool to use in quelling the American people.

Naw, I just concentrated on the part I wanted to concentrate on.

But, since you mention it...

The other side wouldn't be protecting the constitution. They'd be protecting their own ideals, whatever they'd happen to be. If they're racists, they'd gun down the races they don't like. If homophobes, they'd gun down anyone they thought was gay. If they didn't like babies, they wouldn't eat as many, or at least smother them with sausage gravy.

The "real" military would be organized as a unit with a command structure. Everyone else would be chaotic individuals and small cells, at best, likely killing each other over food and ammunition.

Is it me or does Fark lean a little to the liberal?

Was Beck jerking off the The Turner Diaries again?

Falcc: What_Would_Jimi_Do: LocalCynic: Well, given that the GOP is little more than a regional Southern party, I guess this doesn't surprise me.

In case they didn't get the memo, the North won the last time around.

it takes a complete moran to say this. do you honestly think lincoln wanted them to stay? yes i said them. without the them votes where are you at? they were supposed to have left according to your lincoln doctrine. yes it would have been a better place.

accept it

What do you mean, "them"?

/those people?

you said it not me

Y2Jericho: Is it me or does Fark lean a little to the liberal?

Probably neither.

What the fark was that? That interview really happened and they deemed it worthy to air? There aren't enough facepalm pics to describe how incredibly stupid that was. Holy fark the republitard meltdown is really picking up steam!

eternalgreenknight: Just don't forget that Washington, Jefferson, Paine, Franklin, Adams, etc were all Bubbas. :-)

Just... This is so wrong.

They were all educated, wealthy land-owners. Well-read, well-spoken, intelligent and erudite. Even the "obnoxious and disliked" John Adams was a respected Harvard graduate.

A far cry from the ignorant-and-proud-of-it redneck "Bubbas" so lionized by the American right.

To think, if we'd only listened to John Titor when we had the chance...

Aren't "Bubbas" FNC's target audience?

Could this be construed as incitement towards violence?

sarcastrophe: Non-story. Glenn is trying to get into Local Doomsayers #354. We have rejected his application and he's just pissy about it.

I want to join, but only if I get a t-shirt with that nifty logo.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: accept it

THE SOUTH LOST. And they lost bad.

Get farking over it. Not only did the Confederacy exist solely to defend racism, but it unilaterally destroyed the rights of states to make their own decisions. Don't believe me? Go read the Confederate constitution.

Y2Jericho: Is it me or does Fark lean a little to the liberal?

Your head might not be on straight.

Everything looks like it leans one way or another if your head isn't on right.

if booth hadnt killed lincoln the blacks would have never been allowed to stay? say it ain't so? the blacks, those blacks, those people, them. Dralenan: To think, if we'd only listened to John Titor when we had the chance...

he was a crackhead. he was here last week begging for spaghetti-o's and spam. i told him i'd buy him a whopper.

Oh sweet Baby Jesus. I can't believe WTAM1100 in Cleveland canceled their sport show so they could syndicate this guy.

I knew Cleveland Sports weren't that great, but there's no way they're that bad.

I like a lot of Bubbas; they just need some learnin' and some luvin'

LocalCynic: What_Would_Jimi_Do: accept it

THE SOUTH LOST. And they lost bad.

Get farking over it. Not only did the Confederacy exist solely to defend racism, but it unilaterally destroyed the rights of states to make their own decisions. Don't believe me? Go read the Confederate constitution.

Now wait a minute, let's be fair.

The people in the Confederacy fought and died to defend a way of life. . . that was built on slavery.

Burn98: LocalCynic: What_Would_Jimi_Do: accept it

THE SOUTH LOST. And they lost bad.

Get farking over it. Not only did the Confederacy exist solely to defend racism, but it unilaterally destroyed the rights of states to make their own decisions. Don't believe me? Go read the Confederate constitution.

Now wait a minute, let's be fair.

The people in the Confederacy fought and died to defend a way of life. . . that was built on slavery.

lol! This.
Except the government is the one pushing slavery now- slavery to debt.

I think http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2279/2386684684_9db54ab0e2.jpg speaks for itself.

patrick767: I want to join, but only if I get a t-shirt with that nifty logo.

Cafepress. You'll be reimbursed at the national convention, assuming Saint Louis isn't a warzone by September.

Burn98: The people in the Confederacy fought and died to defend a way of life. . . that was built on slavery.

STATES' RIGHTS!!!!

/Seriously, I had a history teacher who would fail you for the semester if you answered "slavery" to why the South fought the Civil War.

sarcastrophe: What_Would_Jimi_Do: it takes a complete moran to say this. do you honestly think lincoln wanted them to stay? yes i said them. without the them votes where are you at? they were supposed to have left according to your lincoln doctrine. yes it would have been a better place.

accept it

This thread has potential to go epic now.

END OF COMMUNICATION.;

no? they are ll incorporated into enemy? uh no? you are wrong.


/God, I never thought I'd be able to use that again.
//Thanks, Jimi!

Occam's Chainsaw: /Seriously, I had a history teacher who would fail you for the semester if you answered "slavery" to why the South fought the Civil War.

Which "state's rights" did the Confederacy attempt to defend?

Your teacher must have never read the articles of secession, or the Confederate constitution. Those documents argued AGAINST state's rights, and IN SUPPORT OF a national government that protected slavery.

Relatively Obscure: no? they are ll incorporated into enemy? uh no? you are wrong.

shouldnt you be watching robot chicken?