I bet these dopes would just love Sharia Law.

d Loos, a junior at Lake Forest High School, said a common reaction among students to Chris Brown's alleged attack on Rihanna goes something like this: "Ha! She probably did something to provoke it."

Morons and their just-world effect....

bearsfolks: I bet these dopes would just love Sharia Law.

Too bad we can't selectively implement that to assholes like these chuckleheads. Not to worry, though, I'm told President Obama will enact Sharia Law in a few weeks here.

Many teens feel Rihanna got what she deserved for not shutting her whore mouth. "Ha She probably did something to provoke it"


Wait a minute. Fark has taught me that all teens and kids these days are precious snowflakes and that they don't know what physical punishment is. How do they know that "she got what she deserved" if they have been pampered and entitled all their lives?

This was my neighbor's baby girl (new window). It started just like this (including a very public altercation with the scumbag on their front lawn). She loved him and thought she could change him. The family never did find her parts.

Well... This is part of what women's equality means - there's nothing special about her having a vagina that means she can't be hit for being a douchebag when you farkers would have no sympathy for a guy who was hit for the same douchebaggery.

All the same, assault is still assault and charges should be pressed no matter who this ass hit, male or female.

/does not support assault or battery of any kind.

Talon: This is part of what women's equality means -

no, dear. It means that you don't know squat about what it means. Hitting anyone for their opinion is what 12-year-olds do.

That is by all means the stupidest thing I've heard on here in months. Farkied as such.

Fascinating. Teens saying stupid shiat.

I expect BBC America to bump a Top Gear re-run and have an hour long special on this new phenomena.

Any man who would hit a woman is NOT a REAL man.

REAL men know this.

Look, everyone knows that sometimes you have to shake a biatch, but this kind of beating is just out of line.

Weird, Chris Brown's website hasn't been updated in a while.

However this looks really good.

LA Boxing challenges Chris Brown to a 'real' fight (new window)

"Ha She probably did something to provoke it"

Ha! I'm gonna beat you senseless you little fukwad...you definitely deserve it.

FireBreathingLiberal: Any man who would hit a woman is NOT a REAL man.

REAL men know this.

THIS x 1,000,000,000,000

impaler: Morons and their just-world effect....

Scary part of it? Lake Forest High is not in the ghetto, it's in one of the most affluent suburbs anywhere.

Well, I'm glad domestic violence has finally come out into the open....but you're supposed to be against it, people. OK? It's wrong to hit the ones you love. Not cool.

Not surprising. How many comments on Fark make light of violence against women ("make me a sammich", "what do you tell a woman with two black eyes", etc.), while whining about how 'the system' is so biased against men? Reddit has an entire section devoted to "men's rights", because men are terribly oppressed in our society, unlike women, which is why women dominate the sciences, politics, businesses, and every other powerful position. I wonder how much of it is just simple spite because they're unable to penis women.

bearsfolks: I bet these dopes would just love Sharia Law.

A law that would allow them to fully express their hatred of women, and allow them near-total control? Hell yeah they'd like it.

smooshie: bearsfolks: I bet these dopes would just love Sharia Law.

A law that would allow them to fully express their hatred of women, and allow them near-total control? Hell yeah they'd like it.

TFA referred to the sentiment expressed in the headline being just as popular amongst women, too. I think that's what he's referring to.

Provocation and justification are two different things.

punkrockgirl: This was my neighbor's baby girl (new window). It started just like this (including a very public altercation with the scumbag on their front lawn). She loved him and thought she could change him. The family never did find her parts.

That's tragic. They have my condolences. :(

FireBreathingLiberal: Any man who would hit a woman is NOT a REAL man.

REAL men know this.

Yeah, REAL men will go sleep with her sister or best friend. Or if the stars are in alignment, both

darkhorse23: Talon: This is part of what women's equality means -

no, dear. It means that you don't know squat about what it means. Hitting anyone for their opinion is what 12-year-olds do.

That is by all means the stupidest thing I've heard on here in months. Farkied as such.

I don't think you actually read what I said. It encompassed two very important concepts.

1. If action A warrants response B, then it should warrant response B regardless if you are male or female. This is equality.

2. That being said, I do not condone assault or battery and believe the ass in question deserves to go to jail. I would believe this whether he hit Rihanna, or if he hit some random male.

But if you want to pretend I said that women's equality means it's ok for domestic abuse to occur, you can go right ahead and keep your head in the sand. It doesn't bother me.

"When we first get there, it's not unusual for kids-both boys and girls-to say it's OK to hit your girlfriend or boyfriend," said Kathy Doherty, the organization's executive director. "By the time we're done, they say, yes, it is abuse, and, no, we shouldn't do that."

So... they learn how to say what you want to hear? Is there any difference in incidence of abuse between kids who go through this program and those who don't?

Talon: But if you want to pretend I said that women's equality means it's ok for domestic abuse to occur, you can go right ahead and keep your head in the sand. It doesn't bother me.

I get what you're saying, but I don't see the need to bring in the "women's equality" argument.

There hasn't been anything from this story (from what I've seen, anyway) that would even lead to the suggestion this douche was either verbally or physically threatened by this woman.

Killer Cars: I get what you're saying, but I don't see the need to bring in the "women's equality" argument.

There hasn't been anything from this story (from what I've seen, anyway) that would even lead to the suggestion this douche was either verbally or physically threatened by this woman.

The stories I've heard in the news are that she screamed and yelled at him before throwing the keys to his porche off into the bushes somewhere... at which point he started just pounding away at her face. That does not make it ok, but I guarantee you a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

Talon: That does not make it ok, but I guarantee you a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

Yelling and throwing keys warrants an ass beating. If I didn't already have you farkied, you would be now. You are a f*cking idiot.

Talon: Killer Cars: I get what you're saying, but I don't see the need to bring in the "women's equality" argument.

There hasn't been anything from this story (from what I've seen, anyway) that would even lead to the suggestion this douche was either verbally or physically threatened by this woman.

The stories I've heard in the news are that she screamed and yelled at him before throwing the keys to his porche off into the bushes somewhere... at which point he started just pounding away at her face. That does not make it ok, but I guarantee you a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

Dude. Sometimes it's best to just walk away...

2wheeljunkie: Yelling and throwing keys warrants an ass beating.

He distinctly said "that does not make it ok."

2wheeljunkie: Talon: That does not make it ok, but I guarantee you a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

Yelling and throwing keys warrants an ass beating. If I didn't already have you farkied, you would be now. You are a f*cking idiot.

Are you retarded? You really need to learn to read. But go ahead and "farkied" me... you'll be doing me a favor to not have to explain things basic reading comprehension should have made plainly evident to you.

Grouchy Old Bear: FireBreathingLiberal: Any man who would hit a woman is NOT a REAL man.

REAL men know this.

Yeah, REAL men will go sleep with her sister or best friend. Or if the stars are in alignment, both

Which changes the old joke to: What do you say to a woman after you already slept with her sister and her best friend...

Nothing, ya told the biatch twice.

I like it. Win/Win. Maybe Win/Win/Win or Win/Win/Win/Win. Again, depends on the stars.

kronicfeld: He distinctly said "that does not make it ok."

Fine, but he also said that a muck4doo: a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

I'm sorry, but that contradicts his statement that is doesn't make it OK. To me that says that he thinks the default response would be an ass beating regardless of sex. Maybe I'm misunderstanding him, but I've seen him be an asshole before.

2wheeljunkie: kronicfeld: He distinctly said "that does not make it ok."

Fine, but he also said that a muck4doo: a man who did the same thing would also get his ass beat.

I'm sorry, but that contradicts his statement that is doesn't make it OK. To me that says that he thinks the default response would be an ass beating regardless of sex. Maybe I'm misunderstanding him, but I've seen him be an asshole before.

I may be an asshole, butt I've never said that. I'm a turn the other cheek type of guy if you have ever analyzed my posts.

muck4doo: butt I've never said that.

Sorry. I was quoting Talon from your post and the quote tool attributed it to you. I try to do the same IRL.

Eh, if an innocent little pop singer can be beaten by her boyfriend then, golly, so could I! Safer to believe she caused it somehow. That way I'll know it could never happen to me.

My point - and, I think, Talon's - is that causation and fault are not the same thing at all.

People are "provoked" every day. They don't usually need to beat on someone to work it out. And people who like to hit their partners always think that they've been provoked beyond all endurance.

My ex-husband beat me up after I left him because....uh, well, because I left him. it was entirely my fault...I forced him to stalk me and follow me around until he just couldn't deal with it anymore. I'm sure it was all our kid's fault when he knocked him around too. the kid must have deserved it.

Fark all you poor "provoked" assholes. If a man ever lays a hand on me again, I'm going to provoke him right into the hospital.

Talon: Are you retarded? You really need to learn to read. But go ahead and "farkied" me... you'll be doing me a favor to not have to explain things basic reading comprehension should have made plainly evident to you.

You should beat him up. You know he deserves it.

In a way those kids are right. She deserved every bit of that beating just for that umbrella song.

Freak: In a way those kids are right. She deserved every bit of that beating just for that umbrella song.

i LOL'ed

/1 ticket please

FireBreathingLiberal: Any man who would hit a woman is NOT a REAL man.

REAL men know this.

Wait- does Jane Fonda count as a woman?

I don't hit women, just slap em.

/hides

I do notice the couples among the college kids I work with (both male and female) hitting each other a lot as a prelude to making out - and not just playful swats, but full-on punches.

Someday psychology will be upgraded from art to science. On that day, we may realize that abuse it hereditary, not genetically, but behaviorally.

And we'll realize that the US is a giant incubator.

Article says that 1 in 10 teens polled said it was justified.

I'm willing to take bets on which 1 in 10 teens are going to end up in poverty, irrelevancy or prison.

Spouting off about how violence against those weaker than you is ok because they pissed you off? Chances are you're a waste of genetic material.

You know, I did want someone to smash the ever loving shiat out of her studio equipment when I heard "Umbrella," but hitting the artist is a different kettle of fish.

I know it's only a pastry, but the guy who hit her should be hung up by his figgin.

Chris Brown was just keeping his pimp hand strong. She probably forgot her place and got smart-mouthed. He reminded her where her place is. When you're a hard playa like Chris Brown, you can't just let your biatches run wild. She'll remember that next time.