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(Bangkok Post) Stupid Old and busted: Catholic Priest sex scandal. New Hotness: Buddhist Monk sex Scandal. So, would that be Monk, he see - Monk, he do?   (bangkokpost.com) divider line 75
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angelslogic [TotalFark] 2009-02-20 03:40:26 PM  
Butthist?

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2009-02-20 03:41:07 PM  
Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby

16.media.tumblr.com

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-02-20 04:01:07 PM  
you got robbed subby. probably because we NEED another watchmen thread.

 
Temescal 2009-02-20 04:11:27 PM  
This so deserved a green.

+1

 
Magorn 2009-02-20 04:35:35 PM  
What is the Sound of one hand fapping?

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 12:24:59 AM  
Robbery - absolute robbery, I tells ya!

+1 anyway in protest.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:26:01 PM  
+1 Subby, bravo.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-21 05:27:39 PM  
Way to go, subby...way to go...
/+1 Subby

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-21 05:28:51 PM  
Oh, and by the way, the fact this is from Bangcock is just a coincidence...

 
PenguinTheRed [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:29:34 PM  
www.zuguide.com

GOD DAMMIT SUBBY! You're a goddamn genius! That is the most outstanding headline I've ever seen. You mush have a goddamn IQ of 160! You are goddamn gifted subby!

 
Fluffy_the_cactus 2009-02-21 05:30:06 PM  
THAT was awesome.

 
vudukungfu 2009-02-21 05:30:19 PM  
Budda sects?

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:30:42 PM  
Ouch subby I literally winced at this headline.

 
peon36 2009-02-21 05:33:00 PM  
Their quarrel turned violent. The jilted lover, after being beaten up, reported the matter to the police

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fark with!

 
Squidgilum 2009-02-21 05:34:00 PM  
The thing about Buddhists is that they actually CAN deny a scandal and not be hypocrites.

ANYONE ELSE: "It never happened. Don't know what you're talking about." (This is denial.)

A BUDDHIST: "There is no scandal. None of us are here. It is an illusion." (This is doctrine.)

They had their asses covered a couple of millenia ago.

 
DrForrester 2009-02-21 05:34:48 PM  
Is it even legal to torture a headline like that?

 
Shrapnel [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:35:10 PM  
Subby is redeemed.

/+1

 
tsferg 2009-02-21 05:35:52 PM  
Penguin the Red must be subby.

 
keypusher 2009-02-21 05:37:00 PM  
FTA:

The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

...

The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement.

...

Many say they have noticed a stark increase in the number of "katoey" novices who show little restraint in expressing themselves, including the use of cosmetics, the readjusting of robes for a fashionable look, and the public display of feminine gestures.


"Katoey"?

 
Raging Thespian [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:37:14 PM  
Make me come with everything.

 
Magic Kingdom 2009-02-21 05:38:50 PM  
keypusher: FTA:

The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

...

The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement.

...

Many say they have noticed a stark increase in the number of "katoey" novices who show little restraint in expressing themselves, including the use of cosmetics, the readjusting of robes for a fashionable look, and the public display of feminine gestures.

"Katoey"?


ladyboys

 
Admiral Digby 2009-02-21 05:39:38 PM  
Monks and their Bad Habits .

 
Acid_Casualty 2009-02-21 05:40:23 PM  
My brother has been a Buddhist monk for decades. He's a womanizing drunk. And apparently, fits right in.

 
Nurglitch 2009-02-21 05:43:30 PM  
There's a reason instituional Buddhism had tended to recede before the onslaught of Islam...

 
hng [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:43:59 PM  
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"

 
Black Moses 2009-02-21 05:44:34 PM  
it's better to be a warrior poet instead of a warrior monk because warrior poets get to drink saki and carouse with nubile Nippon womens


if your main interest is origami, then you can be either


but if you want to breathe, then breathe and don't worry about it

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:45:53 PM  
The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement

Oh, I suspect he rather liked the forced disrobement part.

 
Shrapnel [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:46:27 PM  
Nice ad banner, too.

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A/S/L?

32/M/temple

 
skinink 2009-02-21 05:47:13 PM  
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

 
de_Selby 2009-02-21 05:52:51 PM  
headline would be perfect if just that last part. would even have bought the shirt.

 
run4urlife 2009-02-21 05:52:55 PM  
hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY

 
I'm an excellent driver 2009-02-21 05:53:03 PM  
The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

The last straw was reportedly the taint taste of semen on the abbot's mattress ladyboy mistress.

 
SordidEuphemism 2009-02-21 05:53:18 PM  
hng: Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"

MAKE me one with everything.

Same guy refused novocaine.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

 
sweater_pups [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-21 05:53:23 PM  
old and busted: the "old and busted headline"
new hotness: shooting the subtards that can't think up a funny headline and have to revert to 1996 movie quotes from the fresh prince.

 
rico567 2009-02-21 05:55:34 PM  
CrankMyBlueSax: Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby

Oh, my yes! +100 and one (1) Internet.

 
newton 2009-02-21 05:57:31 PM  
I like to think that a catholic priest pedophile plays with children's pee pees. A pedophile monk may only rub their bellys.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:01:54 PM  
*golf clap*

I laughed my face off, Subby.

 
orapun 2009-02-21 06:06:47 PM  
+1 Q.E.D.

 
hng [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:09:01 PM  
SordidEuphemism: hng: Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"

MAKE me one with everything.

Same guy refused novocaine.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.


run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY


I was wrong, and now I have been corrrrrected

 
kyoryu [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:12:19 PM  
run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY


The monk takes the man's 10-dollar bill, and hands him back a hot dog. The guy says, "Hey, where's the change?"

"Change comes from within."

 
venton 2009-02-21 06:18:02 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:23:51 PM  
Don't call them monkeys! First the blacks threw a fit about that, and now it's going to be the Asians.

 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:25:05 PM  
That headline is pun of the year material.

 
mom_dropped_me 2009-02-21 06:25:17 PM  
CrankMyBlueSax: Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby

What disturbs me the most in your ani-gif is the guy in the background that just paces back and forth

 
Bronzed War God 2009-02-21 06:32:24 PM  
Am I the only person that thought subby should have chosen one or the other? Make up your mind and submit 1 headline.

 
No Such Agency 2009-02-21 06:36:21 PM  
I know two women whose travels in Asia featured young "lovelorn" monks who were basically hitting on them, or more. My friend who traveled to Thailand noticed this... and my girlfriend, while in Korea, actually had a monk ask her on a date. Nothing creepy, but despite the robes they were still acting like young men might be expected to act around friendly, attractive foreign women.

This just in... monks are human too.

 
Space Dog 2009-02-21 06:41:07 PM  
No Such Agency: I know two women whose travels in Asia featured young "lovelorn" monks who were basically hitting on them, or more. My friend who traveled to Thailand noticed this...

Bullshiat. Having traveled Thailand myself I can say that the monks there go out of their way to avoid even TOUCHING a female. In fact, a monk nearly jumped to avoid my wife when she was about to accidentally bump into him. No way would a monk in Thailand be hitting on any woman.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:47:07 PM  
Bronzed War God: Am I the only person that thought subby should have chosen one or the other? Make up your mind and submit 1 headline.

It was a funny headline. Don't think too much.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-02-21 06:58:23 PM  
Russell: You could join a monastery.
John: Did you ever see a monk get wildly farked by some teenage girls?
Russell: Never.
John: So much for the monastery.

/First thing I thought of.
//Bravo, submitter.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-02-21 07:08:40 PM  
kyoryu: run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY

The monk takes the man's 10-dollar bill, and hands him back a hot dog. The guy says, "Hey, where's the change?"

"Change comes from within."


Darn it, I was going to finish the joke.

/we will all receive total consciousness

 
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