When Joy followed-up, asking what sorts of men Ann likes, she said, "I like men, i.e. conservatives. I don't want them checking with the UNderwear to get a resolution before making a move."

FTFA "Ann"

Ann Coulter is one ugly dude.

Sloppy, slobbery sex.

The first real failure of the Obama administration: Solid, strong intel pinpointing the location of those two and yet no one scrambled the jets and no nukes were deployed.

More fag jokes from Ann?

It's just not the same without all the "conservatives" at the CPAC convention roaring in approval....and then backtracking and hemming and hawing when they realize the cameras were rolling.

I Said: The first real failure of the Obama administration: Solid, strong intel pinpointing the location of those two and yet no one scrambled the jets and no nukes were deployed.

Word.

Ann's just not getting me angry anymore. Now I just find her boring. Her jabs are predictable and sophomoric.

"I'm very popular," Ann boasted, citing her seven New York Times bestsellers

McDonalds' hamburgers are also very popular and include meat that is not openly advertised on the outer wrapping.

Anne Coulter.

The snotty-brother-on-a-long-car-drive of public discourse.

*poke* Does this bug you? *poke* *poke* *poke*

Bill_Wick's_Friend: More fag jokes from Ann?

That takes balls.

please stop clicking on links that support the practice of booking ann coulter on television shows. thank you.

Anything this dude says should just be greeted with silence.

Eventually, she'll get more and more shocking to try to get a response, she'll finally say that Hitler had the right idea, and that'll be it.

She is right. Chris Mathews does want to have sex with Obama. Got that tingly feeling running up his leg.

dletter: When Joy followed-up, asking what sorts of men Ann likes, she said, "I like men, i.e. conservatives. I don't want them checking with the UNderwear to get a resolution before making a move."

FTFA "Ann"

When Joy followed-up, asking what sorts of men Ann likes, she said, "I like men with necks that I can easily grasp in my mandibles during coitus"

FTFH


/paint.net
//talent.not

Here's a more entertaining clip of her media tour. Link (Perhaps NSFW audio?) (new window)

In response, Chris Matthews said, "Look, Ann, like I already told you after your last call- I don't date dudes, no matter how well you try and hide that f'ing Adam's Apple."

Why can't she die in an AIDS-infected guro-style prison-rape type of way?

For both Ann and Chris.

Chris actually said he get a "tingle" up his leg when Obama spoke. Me thinks Chris maybe looking for a little jungle loving

Well, for the record, oral isn't "sex" according to the Clintons.

Obama is a smooth talker. I'll bet he could talk Bill Clinton into having sex with him.

i used to just think that coulter had found a clown schtick that worked for her and made her money, but more and more i think she's just actually seriously mentally ill. the way she spouts shiat like "the sky is plaid"
"but it's not"
"but it is... the sky is plaid... so when obama was caught sucking dick on the white house lawn..."
"what?"
"it's a fact..."

RoxtarRyan: Obama is a smooth talker. I'll bet he could talk Bill Clinton into having sex with him.

I think you need to reverse that.

DrillSergeantPoopyPants: Well, for the record, oral isn't "sex" according to the Clintons.

lol

Jeez, what's this guy's problem?

Well if anyone would know about man on man lovin', it would be Herr Coulter*...

*These are jokes folks. These are the jokes.

RoxtarRyan: Obama is a smooth talker. I'll bet he could talk Bill Clinton into having sex with him.

Pfff.

You're setting the bar rather low there, don't you think?

Obama could also talk grass into photosynthesizing, and he could talk Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore into eating, Rush Limbaugh into taking drugs and screwing Dominican boys and Sarah Palin into demonstrating that she's a half-witted, know-nothing, semi-literate moron. None of those are particularly impressive demonstrations of persuasive power, IMO.

First time I've ever come to his defense, but Ann is right.

Republicans sure love gay sex.

Back in junior high sex ed, we learned that a "tingle up the leg" leads to sex.

/I think.
//Must have fallen asleep during that lecture.

FloydA: "I'm very popular," Ann boasted, citing her seven New York Times bestsellers

McDonalds' hamburgers are also very popular and include meat that is not openly advertised on the outer wrapping.

She has a penis, dude.

Prob NSFW (new window) and I'm really not sure wtf is going on there.

Didn't Leno say that last night too?

That interview was pretty entertaining because Joy wasn't afraid to call bullshiat on Ann's wharrgarbl.

RoxtarRyan: Obama is a smooth talker. I'll bet he could talk Bill Clinton into having sex with him.

No way, Obama is way too skinny for Bill.

Wight Power: Prob NSFW (new window) and I'm really not sure wtf is going on there.

Hm, well, that's probably for the best that didn't work out.

/yawns

Longest 15 minutes evar!

lunchinlewis: DrillSergeantPoopyPants: Well, for the record, oral isn't "sex" according to the Clintons.

lol

Ladies and gentleman, I give you two morans who answer the question "Who the Hell thinks Ann Coulter is clever?"

Yeah, and Ann wants to have sex with Reagan's dead body and bear his zombie babies... What of it?

Where's the Obvious tag when you need it?

Even a stopped clock is right a couple times a day.

Good heavens! She hath invoked the wrath of Mathews!

I voted for the O and think he's awesome, you can't deny that Matthews wants to have sex with Obama.

I have an idea. Why can't Ann get tele-interviewed by Jello Biafra? That would produce some ratings, I'm sure.

Stop feeding the Troll!

Fark Me To Tears: Yeah, and Ann wants to have sex with Reagan's dead body and bear his zombie babies... What of it?

Dude, I'm getting the buckshot and the shotgun out of my closet just because you said that.

OK, so Coulter likes men. That means he's gay. Another conservative out of the closet, that's a big step IMO.

Its from Huffpo so has anyone checked to see if the video is real

i definitely submitted this with a funnier headline, claiming she had a penis and she's a dude... But alas, mine was a CNN link...

It's true, but only him a Olbermann oil wrestled for who gets the front and who gets the back.