"Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear. That is what I told people in Illinois and now everybody realizes it is coming true. He is going to destroy this country and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist," said Keyes.

Yep, he is up there with moonbats Rush, Coulter, and Malkin.

I'm definitely dumber for reading that story. Apparently any semblance of copy editing has been recessioned out of that website

What does Rush and Alan Keyes have to do with each other?

(clicks article)

oh.


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It looks, from the outside at least, that the Republicans are trying their damndest to destroy your country from the inside while taking absolutely no responsibility for today's financial issues.

I wouldn't cry if Rush got the Mussolini treatment... hang him upside down and pelt him with rocks until you make gravy.

/... just an opinion... but that's what it looks like from here.

"Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear. That is what I told people in Illinois and now everybody realizes it is coming true. He is going to destroy this country and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist," said Keyes.

Yeah, that's why his approval ratings have plummeted...to the high 60s. Obviously America is turning against this communist, muslin foreign usurper.

What's really impressive is that Rush is known to use crazy enhancing drugs, but Keyes is just a natural.

My favorite thing about Alan Keyes is his daughter who hates him, and her girlfriend. If you have a short memory, an easy google search will make it all the more delicious, considering his comments on gay marriage.farking jackass loser.

I'll give Keyes credit for not spouting his crackpot "Obama wasn't born in the USA!!" stupidity.

Kudos, Alan, on keeping the craziest part of your crazy under wraps!

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: My favorite thing about Alan Keyes is his daughter who hates him, and her girlfriend

Didn't he kick her out of his house and stop paying her tuition because she had teh ghey?

Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear.

Funny, I thought Obama was a secret mooslim... I'M SO CONFUSED!!!

dahmers love zombie: I'm definitely dumber for reading that story. Apparently any semblance of copy editing has been recessioned out of that website

This.

/"has ran"???

Etchy333: What's really impressive is that Rush is known to use crazy enhancing drugs, but Keyes is just a natural.

What's weird is that the guy is highly educated with advanced degrees from Harvard, but he buys into the most retarded shiat (Obama's not a citizen, people are turning against Obama) that being a functional psychopath is about the only explanation.

Lionel Mandrake: being a functional psychopath is about the only explanation.

Or he's lying because he knows that his bread is buttered by the masses of loons who so desperately want to hear "Obama is a communist", "Obama was born in Kenya", "Obama is a muslim", "Obama is a marxist", "Obama did not beat John McCain", "Obama is a lizardman from the planet Alpha Ceti VIII" etc etc.

OlafTheBent: It looks, from the outside at least, that the Republicans are trying their damndest to destroy your country from the inside while taking absolutely no responsibility for today's financial issues.

Sadly, you're not too far off the mark. They spent an entire election cycle steeped in hate ads towards the opposition, never talking about any real issues, and to this day are still mystified as to why they lost.

Case in point: Elizabeth Dole ran 2 "Kay Hagan is a Godless American^" ads for her bid for Senate seat of North Carolina. Within 48 hours of the first ad running, Hagan received 3,600 donations from all over the country totaling over $3 million ($25 of that was mine).

It should be clear to them that Americans in general aren't going to put up with their bullshiat anymore, but they just keep hunkering down, pandering to their moonbat-crazy base, thinking they'll re-take the government in 2012. And the only way to do that is to make sure Obama fails at every turn, so that they can point and say, "Look--he was wrong! We were right! You guys all made the wrong choice!"

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Lionel Mandrake: being a functional psychopath is about the only explanation.

Or he's lying because he knows that his bread is buttered by the masses of loons who so desperately want to hear "Obama is a communist", "Obama was born in Kenya", "Obama is a muslim", "Obama is a marxist", "Obama did not beat John McCain", "Obama is a lizardman from the planet Alpha Ceti VIII" etc etc.

Or he wants to keep his spectacular streak of fail going. He's run for elected office 6 times, and the best he did was in 1988 for the Senate seat in Maryland (38%). He decided he had maxed out on fail in seeking office, so he decided to move to the more profitable arena of spreading fail on talk radio and getting paid speaking fees to proclaim his fail in public.

Is bringing Keyes back part of the new effort of the RNC to urbanize the Republican message?

Because that worked so well for them when they ran Keyes against Obama last time...

brigid_fitch: It should be clear to them that Americans in general aren't going to put up with their bullshiat anymore, but they just keep hunkering down, pandering to their moonbat-crazy base, thinking they'll re-take the government in 2012

Yeah, that was a shining moment in How The Internet Will Fark With You. See also: Allen, George "Macaca".

However, that crazy biatch from Minnesota was reelected, even after she called for investigations of "un-american" senators.

fosborb: Is bringing Keyes back part of the new effort of the RNC to urbanize the Republican message?

Because that worked so well for them when they ran Keyes against Obama last time...

I do think much of it is bitterness that his carpetbagger ploy failed miserably.

what_now: brigid_fitch: It should be clear to them that Americans in general aren't going to put up with their bullshiat anymore, but they just keep hunkering down, pandering to their moonbat-crazy base, thinking they'll re-take the government in 2012

Yeah, that was a shining moment in How The Internet Will Fark With You. See also: Allen, George "Macaca".

However, that crazy biatch from Minnesota was reelected, even after she called for investigations of "un-american" senators.

Yeah, I was disappointed that my $25 didn't help out Tinklenberg as much & Buchannan got back in. But MN has its own brand of crazy that just can't be overcome by campaign donations.

Keyes seriously needs to consult a mental health professional. And maybe cut back on the Angel Dust.

fosborb: Is bringing Keyes back part of the new effort of the RNC to urbanize the Republican message?

"I'm lovin' it"

I used to call myself a conservative republican, then I moved out of Boston and realized I'm actually a moderate or RINO in the rest of America, but regardless, this guy has the crazy. He makes the most crazy things I've ever said look sane and reasonable.

what_now: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: My favorite thing about Alan Keyes is his daughter who hates him, and her girlfriend

Didn't he kick her out of his house and stop paying her tuition because she had teh ghey?

Well, you know... Republican Family Values(TM)(R)

Diogenes: fosborb: Is bringing Keyes back part of the new effort of the RNC to urbanize the Republican message?

Because that worked so well for them when they ran Keyes against Obama last time...

I do think much of it is bitterness that his carpetbagger ploy failed miserably.

He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in Maryland. So what made the Republicans think he was going to win in Illinois again?

zymurgist: So what made the Republicans think he was going to win in Illinois again?

Because the Democratic candidate was black, and, obviously, that's the only reason anyone would vote for him, so why not even the playing field with Mr. Keyes?

kronicfeld: so why not even the playing field with Mr. Keyes?

The only role Keyes has on the political playing field is "streaker." All annoying attention whore, nothing else to offer.

kronicfeld: zymurgist: So what made the Republicans think he was going to win in Illinois again?

Because the Democratic candidate was black, and, obviously, that's the only reason anyone would vote for him, so why not even the playing field with Mr. Keyes?

If this is the way the Republicans are thinking these days, they clearly don't deserve to win elections.

It is and they didn't.

what_now: However, that crazy biatch from Minnesota was reelected, even after she called for investigations of "un-american" senators.

Yea, sorry about that...

Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear.

I think this is best demonstrated by Obama saying today that he doesn't want to nationalize banks.

I like the cut of his jib. Anyone who supports the life and dignity of an unborn human on the principles of an uninvolved, invisible tribal god who happily slaughtered thousands of people throughout His reign of terror and has since vanished from practical relevance is packing a swank pair of brass balls. He's probably swinging them toward all those lower income single mothers, too. The whores.

HotWingConspiracy: Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear.

I think this is best demonstrated by Obama saying today that he doesn't want to nationalize banks.

And the way George W. said he was going to decrease the size of government. It's always a good idea to believe a politician. When do they ever lie?

Also, this weekend we may see the nationalization of Citi and the breaking breaking up and selling off of the main components of BofA.
It will be done after the close and quietly. You read it here first!

Of course, I was premature on my WAMU prediction by 3 weeks....

Alan Keyes is making sense!

//not really

Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: HotWingConspiracy: Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear.

I think this is best demonstrated by Obama saying today that he doesn't want to nationalize banks.

And the way George W. said he was going to decrease the size of government. It's always a good idea to believe a politician. When do they ever lie?

There's not much stopping him if he truly wanted to, so why bother with subterfuge?

"Keyes said he is putting politics aside Thursday night and here to support his pro-life belief."

Wha?

I love this line in TFA: Keyes said he is putting politics aside Thursday night and here to support his pro-life belief.

Alan Keyes: crazy enough to dive in a mosh pit or get arrested while trying to force his way into a debate, but you can always count on him when you need a black man to defend racial profiling.

Alan Keyes is the living definition of the phrase "Crab Negro."

#1) I dispute the fact Rush is Crazy
#2) BUT if Rush was Crazy... he would have to work damned hard to out crazy Alan Keyes

HotWingConspiracy: Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: HotWingConspiracy: Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear.

I think this is best demonstrated by Obama saying today that he doesn't want to nationalize banks.

And the way George W. said he was going to decrease the size of government. It's always a good idea to believe a politician. When do they ever lie?

There's not much stopping him if he truly wanted to, so why bother with subterfuge?

There is nothing stopping him, true. But the average 'Mercan prol or Congressman only has the most vague of understandings of the banking system and the FDIC. So as long as Obama say's he will not Nationalize any banks people will be ok. In the meantime I have read or listened to at least a dozen news articles about how Citi and B of A will be reluctantly nationalized.

So when the time finally comes and they do flip the switch to government ownership then Obama and his administration can be like "oh well, we did no twant to do it. We always said we did not want to do it. But we had to do it."

I am not tryign to incite a flame war but the nationalization of failing banks does appear to fit into his overall political belief system. Based on his books, speeches, and suggested policies and voting record.

No one ever expected America to become a socialist state overnight. And we haven't. Small steps in the name of security.
Bush swooped in and destroyed the constitution, Obama will take the banks. I wonder who comes next and what they will do...

brainiac-dumdum: I love this line in TFA: Keyes said he is putting politics aside Thursday night and here to support his pro-life belief.

Yeah, that got a facepalm out of me. My gast has officially been flabbered.

Alan Keyes is bat-shiat crazy. He compared voting for the Democrats to the Germans voting Nazis into power. This was when the Reps bussed him in to Illinois to run against Obammy. This was the one and only time I have voted Democrat.

"It supports the Pregnancy center which is a Christian organization that counsels woman before and after giving birth."

Just one? Must be getting federal funds. Seriously, there are so many typos in that article it's a little hard to believe. Except for the commie part.

After reading this thread, I think I'm beginning to understand what Eric Holder meant.

So this is what it takes to be a national conservative radio host now? Why don't they just raid the asylums for talent and cut down the cost of syndication.

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: If you have a short memory, an easy google search will make it all the more delicious, considering his comments on gay marriage.

Keyes didn't kick his daughter out because of her sexuality. He knew she was a lesbian. He kicked her out because she endangered his chances of social climbing within the GOP by protesting Bush's war efforts.

He may be a nutball hate-monger, but he knows what side his bread is buttered on.

Corrected for accuracy:

"It takes a special talent to outcrazy Rush Libs, but it looks like Alan Keyes Subby is up to the task