it happens. massaging your scalp doesn't work, snake oil shampoos don't work, pills don't work. he could always just get some plugs.

I read "Bon Jovi's reign of terror might be over" and had "cancer! woo!" going through my head. What a let-down.

snuff3r: I read "Bon Jovi's reign of terror might be over" and had "cancer! woo!" going through my head. What a let-down.

Your the lead singer of a hair metal band. Well, hair something. Alopecia is a much greater danger to your career than cancer. Unless chemo's involved.

/Get into the farkin' helicopter, Jon.
//My current stay in NJ has hardened my heart.

He just needs to pull a Brett Michaels

So the article is basically saying he's ready for the Howie Mandel fix, huh?

I love that one: "I'm going bald, so I'll shave my head, so no one will know I'm bald."

Wait, what?

What a moran.

Go have a hair transplant.

Springsteen did it and Jon sure has enough money to effort it.

I was going to come in here and call Jon a douche. And then I saw that pic of that jerk-ass from Poison.

It threw off my bell curve.

He should just wear a wig like Don Dokken.

About time. Please somebody, make sure they take Hinder and Nickelback with them.

madmann: I love that one: "I'm going bald, so I'll shave my head, so no one will know I'm bald."

Wait, what?

Deliberately and completely bald is hundreds of miles better than the monk ring. You know, the one that's about an inch or two wide, connects the ears around the back of the head, and the rest is bald?

A monk ring steals a man's power.

Fuggin Bizzy: madmann: I love that one: "I'm going bald, so I'll shave my head, so no one will know I'm bald."

Wait, what?

Deliberately and completely bald is hundreds of miles better than the monk ring. You know, the one that's about an inch or two wide, connects the ears around the back of the head, and the rest is bald?

A monk ring steals a man's power.

Yeah :(

I look horrible bald. But at least I'm not the dude with the Capt. Picard at age 30.

Thanks for hating me God. At least I am no longer locked into the haircut industry like you sheeple!

/need a beer now

Howie Mandel looks great with a shaved head; he actually looks younger. That PS up there with a bald Jon Bongiovi actually looks pretty good too.

But if that's all he cares about he's a pure prick.

Or is it just the rest of us suffering from hair cell loss?

There music may suck ass... but a friend dragged me to a show, and I have to admit, they are a fun band to see live.

I have a bald husband, so Jon losing his hair is NBD to me. Jon will ALWAYS be devastatingly hot to me! Dorothea is the luckiest woman on Earth.

Bon Jovi sucks more ass than a proctologists vacuum.


I dont get the '80's nostalgia. I lived through the '80's, the music sucked, the tv sucked, the clothes sucked.


Why do we keep regurgitating this shiat?

David Lee Roth sympathizes

The last couple albums have been pretty good. Of course those of you who hate a couple songs from "Slippery When Wet" will base all your judgments on that. And besides, those of us who like some of his stuff probably hate the shiat you listen to anyways.....

Anyhoo....

I sent this link to my wife to hopefully put to an end this goofy crush she's had on him since she was 15.

purple helmet: The last couple albums have been pretty good. Of course those of you who hate a couple songs from "Slippery When Wet" will base all your judgments on that. And besides, those of us who like some of his stuff probably hate the shiat you listen to anyways.....

Anyhoo....

I sent this link to my wife to hopefully put to an end this goofy crush she's had on him since she was 15.

I've had that same "goofy crush" It's not going anywhere for me and I doubt it'll stop with your wife. Jon's just got it. He's beyond hot.

Meh. I'm coming to terms with mine, though I still have hair. It's disappearing from the crown but untouched at the hairline. As long as I don't look at my shoes, I look awesome! No, really, I just keep it very short (not shaved). There is nothing, nothing worse than trying to compensate by growing all of your other hairs longer, etc. And I only wear hats at sporting events. I'm not going to hide from it,or be made to feel any less the man I was two or three years ago when I still had it all.

It DOES suck, though. The trick is to limit how much it pisses you off. This is when you realize that you need to develop some other skills in order to replace your looks. It's called getting old!

I thought he died already.

Disgruntled Postal Worker: I thought he died already.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!

You guys hating on him...you just hate him because you know you'll never be as hot as he is even at 47 (March 2nd).

Woooah, I'm halfway there
Living without hair
Gimme a toupee, a wig or some nair
Living without hair

glassa: Disgruntled Postal Worker: I thought he died already.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!

You guys hating on him...you just hate him because you know you'll never be as hot as he is even at 47 (March 2nd).

Wrong. I hate him because he sings like shiat, his music sucks, and he's tougher than me because waxing your chest hair must hurt like hell!

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Bon Jovi sucks more ass than a proctologists vacuum.
I dont get the '80's nostalgia. I lived through the '80's, the music sucked, the tv sucked, the clothes sucked.

Why do we keep regurgitating this shiat?

HL Menchen said 'there are no 'second acts' in America.

How wrong he turned out to be; there are nothing BUT second acts.

Look at all the crappy actors/musicians/politicians who just dont go away, no what crap they produce.
matter what kind of crap they

He might consider backing off the Botox treatmens. He looks like every bored, rich Jersey housewife I've ever seen.

varmitydog: Woooah, I'm halfway there
Living without hair
Gimme a toupee, a wig or some nair
Living without hair

I lol, too bad he'll never sing it that way....

doxonrox99: glassa: Disgruntled Postal Worker: I thought he died already.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!

You guys hating on him...you just hate him because you know you'll never be as hot as he is even at 47 (March 2nd).

Wrong. I hate him because he sings like shiat, his music sucks, and he's tougher than me because waxing your chest hair must hurt like hell!

I'd wax his chest any day. He looks better with the chest hair though.