Don't be fooled kids! There is a reason broads shave it off, it smells like week old salmon wrapped in a sweaty gym sock.

God made one mistake; chick pubes.

skitzo: Don't be fooled kids! There is a reason broads shave it off, it smells like week old salmon wrapped in a sweaty gym sock.

Dude, you need to stop going down to the bus station and picking up homeless crack whores who haven't showered in two weeks.

I came of age in the era when full bushes were the norm, and I've had my face in quite a variety of them over years, and I've never once experienced anything like what you said. Of course, I tend to be attracted to women who bathe, so YMMV.

There was long hairs, tall hairs, short hairs, brown hairs,
Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones
Out of the middle, came a moistness
It drizzled in my ear
Something funky
She said,

Split that hair, lick that pearl

I thought to myself, what could that mean
Am I going crazy, or is this just a dream
Now wait a minute
I know I'm facedown in a bush somewhere
So it's all in my teeth
And then I heard her say one more time...

Split that bush, lick that pearl...

IT BURNS! omg my eyes

skitzo
Don't be fooled kids! There is a reason broads shave it off, it smells like week old salmon wrapped in a sweaty gym sock.

Try women who wash sometime. It'll blow your mind.

That's not a bush. A real bush is much bigger and scarier to the small-scrotumed and impressionable young menfolk on Fark

I would find that one attractive except for the one detail that it looks like a worn out catcher's mitt.

Ah, nothing like a fark boobies thread...a bunch of nerds fighting over the qualities of a woman that none of us could ever get.

RagingLeonard: Ah, nothing like a fark boobies thread...a bunch of nerds fighting over the qualities of a woman that none of us could ever get.

Your inclusion of yourself in that statement makes you one of the self-embracing basement-dwellers that may actually land a chick someday.

On another note, is that what passes for a bush these days? You guys must not be into 70's porn.

Full bush? DO NOT WANT.

Sorry Subby, but some things to change for the better.

Jerseylina: RagingLeonard: Ah, nothing like a fark boobies thread...a bunch of nerds fighting over the qualities of a woman that none of us could ever get.

Your inclusion of yourself in that statement makes you one of the self-embracing basement-dwellers that may actually land a chick someday.

On another note, is that what passes for a bush these days? You guys must not be into 70's porn.

Well, that passes for a porn bush. We all know a real one is much more unkempt. Still, I'd hit (and have hit) harrier with no ill effects (it's actually been quite pleasant). As was stated above, cleanliness is the key. As they say, cleanliness is next to godliness, and the vagina is where God lives.

I for one welcome back our new bush having lady overlordesess.

/Bush fan
//Not GW

skitzo: Don't be fooled kids! There is a reason broads shave it off, it smells like week old salmon wrapped in a sweaty gym sock.

God made one mistake; chick pubes.

That's why the best girls are prepubescent, right?

ROFLMAO!!!

While you goombahs are arguing over hair vs. hairless I'll be in my bunk... she's got everything I would ever want and more!