I love this guy, and I love these packages. Too damn funny.

my favorite (from his $20k package):

"Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo and Josh take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on youtube)"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jumpin' jesus, that's funny.
good on him.

Mini golf with Maynard James Keenan?

That does sound tempting.

Great, now I need $75,000

Syder: Mini golf with Maynard James Keenan?

That does sound tempting.

SIDE SHOW OF
FREAKS HERE ON THIS
HOPELESS FARKING
HOLE WE CALL 18.

/had to.

For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.

Which Eric from NOFX, there are two. I'm not buying until this is clarified.

From the $75k package: -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

Who would pick quarters over shrooms in Danny Carey's Lambo?

Littlebluedog: For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.

Which Eric from NOFX, there are two. I'm not buying until this is clarified.

I'm guess this one, since the other is Erik.

there are far worse ways to spend 75 grand. all kinds of awesome

I'll buy the album and pay an extra $50 to find out where Wackerman gets his hair cut.

AgentOrangeDrink: From the $75k package: -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

Who would pick quarters over shrooms in Danny Carey's Lambo?

Can danny get on the tabla while im tripped face?

I might be able to max some cards with cash advances, and with Obama in office Ill get a bail out anyway!

Haha, sunset strip here I come!!!

It's a shame that I have zero interest in him or most of his music, because this is a great idea.

I'd like to see other artists jump on the bandwagon too.

Ha.

He may have my 7$!

galactus5000: It's a shame that I have zero interest in him or most of his music, because this is a great idea.

I'd like to see other artists jump on the bandwagon too.

Hitler Bad, Vandals Good.

A drummer puts out a solo album? I can see that flying off the shelves.

galactus5000: It's a shame that I have zero interest in him or most of his music, because this is a great idea.

The Vandals are about the funniest group that ever recorded. They are up there with Weird Al, imho.

I think this is a farking awesome idea. We may be looking at the new trend for financing recording sessions. Jill Sobule (Remember her? She kissed a girl first) successfully did this last year.

http://www.jillsnextrecord.com/

Glitchwerks: galactus5000: It's a shame that I have zero interest in him or most of his music, because this is a great idea.

The Vandals are about the funniest group that ever recorded. They are up there with Weird Al, imho.

I saw them at Warped in '99 and was very entertained.

I'm tempted to spring for the $50 package.

i'll give him my $7 just because the thought put into these packages is something to be worshiped.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye
SIDE SHOW OF
FREAKS HERE ON THIS
HOPELESS FARKING
HOLE WE CALL 18.

THE ONLY WAY
TO FIX IT IS
TO PUTT IT ALL AWAY

PLEASE do a 'follow up' on this!

For $75,000 I would rather do shrooms and watch Tool (or just Danny, Adam, and Justin) do a jam session because I'm 6'6" and wouldn't fit into a Lamborghini very well. I've also played with a Ouija board while on LSD and shrooms and I have to tell ya, nothing good can ever come of something like that.

//would prolly pay more for a jam session with the guys from Tool

AgentOrangeDrink: From the $75k package: -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

Who would pick quarters over shrooms in Danny Carey's Lambo?

Someone who isn't a degenerative narcotics-ingesting scumbag.

NorCalLos: AgentOrangeDrink: From the $75k package: -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

Who would pick quarters over shrooms in Danny Carey's Lambo?

Someone who isn't a degenerative narcotics-ingesting scumbag.

Shrooms aren't a narcotic. You lose! Not just in this thread, but in life as well.

AgentOrangeDrink: NorCalLos: AgentOrangeDrink: From the $75k package: -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while.

Who would pick quarters over shrooms in Danny Carey's Lambo?

Someone who isn't a degenerative hippie.

Shrooms aren't a narcotic. You lose! Not just in this thread, but in life as well.

FTFM

I'm doing pretty well in life, actually. My unemployment benefits don't run out for six more weeks and I can fark all day, but only an hour at a time cuz I use the computer at the library.

hahahaha!

That is awesome!

If I had $2500 to spare, I'd get that package, and have lunch with Josh and Jerry Casale of DEVO.

why can't I open any of the idolator.com links except for the front page?

I think it's safe to say that this is the peak of our society right here.