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Lovely. I suppose I'm a truly bad man for seeing horns ... still not funny though.

Did he punch those Roman numerals into her shoulder, too?

Holy crap. That's ok, honey, he doesn't deserve you. I'll take care of you.

I suppose I'm a truly bad man for getting horny...still hot though.

/actually, several media outlets reported the horns thing

Needs more mascara.

Like Ike, Chris Brown is just like Ike.

Wow. Hopefully the rumors about her wanting to forgive him really are just rumors and she testifies against that asshole. He'd get lots of UCIA while in prison for assault/domestic abuse.

I'd hit it too.

/but not like that

R.A.Danny: Like Ike, Chris Brown is just like Ike.

Hopefully he'll be just like Ike and become a pariah in the industry and die in relative obscurity.

Whoever this douchebag is, he's not even a good batterer. Everybody knows that you never hit them in the face.

It's pretty sad that nobody did anything to stop this guy when it happened before. I'm sure that at the very least her makeup artist noticed past problems.

pretty awful.

cryinoutloud: Whoever this douchebag is, he's not even a good batterer. Everybody knows that you never hit them in the face.

You're supposed to use a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.

It looks like she banged her head into something. (with help)

Honestly, it doesn't look that bad, thankfully. Just superficial.

/wrong no matter what way you look at it, that dude is a pussy

He's a good guy, though. I'm sure it was all a misunderstanding.

Now that is what I call a smack down! You go Mr. Brown!

You can't right-click highlighted text on TMZ pages? Are they serious?

Well, from looking at the picture, I would say it looks like he already tried to tell her twice.

Approves. (new window)

/I don't approve
//Sean Connery is still a badass.

But did she get him a sammich?

Confabulat: But did she get him a sammich?

Nah, he wanted his own umbrella.

R.I.P. Chris Brown's musical career. If we ever hear the words "Chris Brown," and "comeback," then it's time we burn every American flag and reevaluate our nation's ethics.

Deadhouseplants: If we ever hear the words "Chris Brown," and "comeback," then it's time we burn every American flag and reevaluate our nation's ethics.

You mean that you peg the entire American Ethic on the social viability of a wife/girlfriend beater?

Ike Turner would like a word with you.

She'll go right back to him.

/they always do

Wanebo: Deadhouseplants: If we ever hear the words "Chris Brown," and "comeback," then it's time we burn every American flag and reevaluate our nation's ethics.

You mean that you peg the entire American Ethic on the social viability of a wife/girlfriend beater?

Ike Turner would like a word with you.

Ike Turner has never made a comeback. The simple fact that you're using him as an example for domestic abuse defeats any countering point you were trying to make.

Society and civilization has this horrible pandemic of public relations forgiveness for people with fame. My protest is simply against that. You know Chris Brown's record label will hire a PR group. Who will in turn put him in "rehab," then a year from now, he'll slum it around on Dancing with the Stars, or a VH1 reality show. I think if you have any integrity, you won't buy the bullshiat, and let this piece of shiat rot in the gutter from where he came from.

Deadhouseplants: R.I.P. Chris Brown's musical career. If we ever hear the words "Chris Brown," and "comeback," then it's time we burn every American flag and reevaluate our nation's ethics.

If we do I don't think it'll have anything to do with music

Deadhouseplants: R.I.P. Chris Brown's musical career. If we ever hear the words "Chris Brown," and "comeback," then it's time we burn every American flag and reevaluate our nation's ethics.

So tomorrow's good for you?

I still hear 'Proud Mary' a couple of times a week.

kmmontandon: cryinoutloud: Whoever this douchebag is, he's not even a good batterer. Everybody knows that you never hit them in the face.

You're supposed to use a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.

is that why they sell sacks of oranges on every corner in l.a.?

what a dirt bag

R.A.Danny: I still hear 'Proud Mary' a couple of times a week.

What godforsaken oldies station are you working for? :-)

/At least you're not spinning records at a company party/wedding/bar mitzvah
//I left radio before I had to do that shiat
///But I'm not sure systems engineering is much more painful
//But less painful than her pic looks
/Slashies

bud jones: is that why they sell sacks of oranges on every corner in l.a.?

Dude. Those oranges are just a cover for the drug trade. Next time you see 'em, say "I'll take a tangerine" and slip them a $50.

Solchie: Wow. Hopefully the rumors about her wanting to forgive him really are just rumors and she testifies against that asshole. He'd get lots of UCIA while in prison for assault/domestic abuse.

My suspicion about why there's been no charges yet is that the prosecution wants a case that will stand up without her testimony.

hurdboy: What godforsaken oldies station are you working for? :-)

I don't listen to what's on the radio, I listen to what else is on the radio.

Came to the thread for pictures of Chris Browns' hilarious insincere smile. Left disappointed.

I hope that son of a biatch rots in a prison cell for a while

I think we have the cover photo for Chris Brown's Greatest Hits CD.

Deadhouseplants: Ike Turner has never made a comeback.

Christ, I hope not.

What's the big deal? She just fell down some stairs...

shivashakti: What's the big deal? She just fell down some stairs...

And into a pile of doors.

hey it was her fault for tripping and falling face first into Chris Brown's fists

So horrible.

Also, can't say I'm enjoying any of the domestic violence jokes. Since when is TF 4chan? I don't think it's appropriate to take laughter out of the situation of a 20 year old who's been seriously battered and whose boyfriend actually strangled her until she passed out after threatening to kill her, allegedly.

Cue the "Welcome to Fark!" crying chick; whatever. It's not funny to me.

I like how he can't just give the lil table to someone, he has to chop it up

Kyosuke: She'll go right back to him.

/they always do

A therapist told me once that, on average, women suffer eight episodes of abuse before they leave. No idea if that's true, but I thought the same thing you did when this story broke.

Peaceboy: Kyosuke: She'll go right back to him.

/they always do

A therapist told me once that, on average, women suffer eight episodes of abuse before they leave. No idea if that's true, but I thought the same thing you did when this story broke.

That is probably true - I can't tell you how many women have come to me over the years (I work in HR and people tell me everything for some reason) who were batttered and banged up and they hardly ever leave. It is so sad...I totally understand the "Burning Bed" retaliation myself - they don't feel like they will ever survive leaving but want it to end so badly that this seems like a good way out.

Stay classy, TMZ.

kmmontandon: cryinoutloud: Whoever this douchebag is, he's not even a good batterer. Everybody knows that you never hit them in the face.

You're supposed to use a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.

I've actually seen a woman get hit in public by her husband and then start screaming at the guy who tried to stop him

I bet her head rang like a bell through the night.