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(Financial Times) Obvious The UN discovers, to its utter shock, that Iran has enough uranium to build nukes. Why didn't anyone warn them about this before?   (ft.com) divider line 424
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make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 09:00:15 PM  
So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

sigh

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 09:13:27 PM  
Well, Bush did say that Iran would not be allowed to get a nuk-u-lar weapon on his watch.

His watch is over, so...

What a wonderful President he was. Gosh, I'll miss that little guy.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 09:42:27 PM  
What's funny about this submission is that there are red-lit links surrounding this one, yet the news-flash admin hasn't come to handle this one yet.

Must be using boost mobile.

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 10:06:56 PM  
Because the Bush administration spelled Iran with a Q instead?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 10:16:12 PM  
Bush should have invaded Eyeran when he had the chance.

 
locustfajita 2009-02-19 11:03:40 PM  
But they are promising to use it for peaceful purposes only.

 
TheMiddleFinger 2009-02-19 11:03:57 PM  
That weak, half-breed, socialist won't do anything. I say good-riddance to the world. Hope you all enjoy Hell.

 
Death By Monkey 2009-02-19 11:04:48 PM  
Bucky Katt: Bush should have invaded Eyeran when he had the chance.

Nothing is stopping him from invading Iran now. He would just have to go by himself, but I'm OK with that.

 
Mighty Tighty Whitey 2009-02-19 11:05:39 PM  
Well they only flight-tested them in 2004 so it's about time..

I just wonder how long the North Koreans are gonna jump up and down with Their nukes before anyone goes "Umm.. what's that?"

 
polishhottie69 2009-02-19 11:06:14 PM  
ONE bomb? assuming they use any of it for nuclear power (which they in almost all certainty are) then soon they won't have enough for ANY

 
EL_FABREZ 2009-02-19 11:06:53 PM  
TheMiddleFinger: That weak, half-breed, socialist won't do anything. I say good-riddance to the world. Hope you all enjoy Hell.


It's not our problem that Iran has a single warhead. I'm sure the Israelis are already on it. And if not, meh. You nuke Israel and you just pushed back the Revelation a few generations. So win-win.

 
MrEricSir 2009-02-19 11:07:22 PM  
make me some tea: So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

Of course not, Bush doesn't speak Persian. C'mon, there's only so much a president can do, do you really expect him to learn Persian?

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 11:08:02 PM  
TheMiddleFinger: That weak, half-breed, socialist won't do anything. I say good-riddance to the world. Hope you all enjoy Hell.

Did we run out of hemorrhoid creme?

 
mom_dropped_me 2009-02-19 11:08:13 PM  
All those strongly worded letters worked didn't they guys?
Better get busy typing that next one.

 
firefly212 2009-02-19 11:09:00 PM  
Nobody with any credibility was talking about Iran, just the US... we've kinda cried wolf about yellowcake as justification for war before... so that was that.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 11:09:13 PM  
MrEricSir: make me some tea: So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

Of course not, Bush doesn't speak Persian. C'mon, there's only so much a president can do, do you really expect him to learn Persian?


Neither do Iranians.
Iranians speak Farsi.

 
Hazwaste63 2009-02-19 11:09:27 PM  
dgc360: Because the Bush administration spelled Iran with a Q instead?

Iqan?

 
Carth 2009-02-19 11:09:36 PM  
What do people think Iran would do with a nuclear weapon? Bomb Israel? They have over 100 of their own to destroy Iran with. Sell it to terrorists? The US would respond in kind. The people in Iran like being in power too much to use nuclear weapons.

 
zephyy 2009-02-19 11:09:36 PM  
i'm sure israel can handle themselves fine. they do have nukes already.

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2009-02-19 11:09:41 PM  
nuke, subby, one nuke.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 11:10:30 PM  
mom_dropped_me: All those strongly worded letters worked didn't they guys?
Better get busy typing that next one.


Yes, the armchair warrior brigade never sleeps.

 
Mighty Tighty Whitey 2009-02-19 11:10:35 PM  
Oh and let's ignore the fact that Iran hasn't invaded Anything for over two centuries..............

 
Brown Jenkems 2009-02-19 11:10:48 PM  
This isn't a big deal. I'm sure it will amount to nothing. If I'm wrong, may we all be die horribly as nuclear fire rains down from above somehow.

 
LegacyDL 2009-02-19 11:11:17 PM  
Iran is getting a nuke, there's nothing we can say or do about it to stop them from getting it because it's just a matter of time. The only options we can hope for are the following:

a)Israel grows some huge titanium balls and bombs the crap out of Iran

b)The international community tells Iran that if terrorists get their hands on any nuclear device with a "Made in Iran" stamp on it, prepare to reap the whirlwind

c)Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, minus the crappy visual effects

 
Carth 2009-02-19 11:11:42 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: MrEricSir: make me some tea: So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

Of course not, Bush doesn't speak Persian. C'mon, there's only so much a president can do, do you really expect him to learn Persian?

Neither do Iranians.
Iranians speak Farsi.


I was under the impression that فارسی was translated into english as Persian and pronounced Fasri. So you both are right.

 
thatguyfred 2009-02-19 11:12:06 PM  
Brown Jenkems: This isn't a big deal. I'm sure it will amount to nothing. If I'm wrong, may we all be die horribly as nuclear fire rains down from above somehow.

oh noez!

 
skinink 2009-02-19 11:12:21 PM  
If 20 years from now history has proved that President Bush was actually an insightful, forward thinking President who tackled the right issues, I'll cough up a furball on the spot. But so far it looks like he was wrong on too many things.

 
Brown Jenkems 2009-02-19 11:12:23 PM  
Brown Jenkems: This isn't a big deal. I'm sure it will amount to nothing. If I'm wrong, may we all be die horribly as nuclear fire rains down from above somehow.

FTFM

/I need another beer.

 
harman kardon 2009-02-19 11:12:30 PM  
I don't care anymore. Let them turn Israel/Palestine into glass.

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2009-02-19 11:13:14 PM  
TheMiddleFinger: That weak, half-breed, socialist won't do anything. I say good-riddance to the world. Hope you all enjoy Hell.

half-breed used as an insult. Classy. Welcome to insta-ignore, now with added YOU!

 
Mighty Tighty Whitey 2009-02-19 11:13:39 PM  
Carth: Marla Singer's Laundry: MrEricSir: make me some tea: So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

Of course not, Bush doesn't speak Persian. C'mon, there's only so much a president can do, do you really expect him to learn Persian?

Neither do Iranians.
Iranians speak Farsi.

I was under the impression that فارسی was translated into english as Persian and pronounced Fasri. So you both are right.


Parsi to simplify it even ^^

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2009-02-19 11:13:59 PM  
I've got a nuclear weapon . . .IN MY PANTS!

 
kidsizedcoffin 2009-02-19 11:14:32 PM  
Hazwaste63: dgc360: Because the Bush administration spelled Iran with a Q instead?

Iqan?


Double letter score!

 
Falcc 2009-02-19 11:14:36 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: MrEricSir: make me some tea: So, Mr. Bush's policy of not talking to them has worked out rather effectively after all.

Of course not, Bush doesn't speak Persian. C'mon, there's only so much a president can do, do you really expect him to learn Persian?

Neither do Iranians.
Iranians speak Farsi.


I thought they spoke Islamic like the Koran

/obscure for non-politics wonks
//so everybody knows by now

 
mandrsn1 2009-02-19 11:15:03 PM  
Obomba!

 
AspectRatio 2009-02-19 11:15:16 PM  
Thank GOD John McCoronary/Homsar Palin aren't running the show.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-19 11:15:21 PM  
LegacyDL: Iran is getting a nuke, there's nothing we can say or do about it to stop them from getting it because it's just a matter of time. The only options we can hope for are the following:

Actually, I'd bet you they'd give up their nuclear aspirations if we lifted the trade sanctions we've imposed on them.

It's amazing what the ability to make money will do for people's attitudes, and they've got to know that Israel has enough nukes to reduce them to a shiny black spot in the middle east.

 
Hatman013 2009-02-19 11:15:37 PM  
www.inlandnewstoday.com


/obligatory
//oops if this goes twice...

 
Nagaempress 2009-02-19 11:16:10 PM  
You all are busting on Bush well...

Obama Just okey 17000 troops to be sent into Afganistan...

Soo when were we pulling out the troops...OHHHHH someone found out it wasnt a good idea ahhhhhhh....Back peddiling are we?

Just another loud mouth politician...

Like building roads are going to increase jobs... FOR ROAD CREWS....

Thanks,
Love Nebraska

 
Ontos 2009-02-19 11:16:17 PM  
Karma Curmudgeon: nuke, subby, one nuke.

Yeah.... what could one one nuke do?

Ohh.... wait.

Seriously, awhile ago it was, "Listen to Bush, he's just trying to instill fear in people with all this 'Iran wants nukes crap'. He's nothing but a fearmonger."

Now it's, "Bush let them get a nuke! Why didn't he do anything about it?"

 
proteus_b 2009-02-19 11:16:18 PM  
well harman, i care. the economy is tight, and my only job offer is in the Holy Land. so i'm suddenly a bushiate republican because i don't want nuclear threats made to u.s. allies.

 
Silovik 2009-02-19 11:16:22 PM  
Israel is working on a solution as we speak (new window)

/probably won't do much, but interesting

 
Seabon 2009-02-19 11:16:23 PM  
If I had the world's biggest superpower breathing down my neck, I'd be building nukular weapons too.

 
Broz_Tito 2009-02-19 11:18:29 PM  
Good for them. Hope they can make one before the great Satan attacks. Enough of crusades.

 
gimpmonkey 2009-02-19 11:18:31 PM  
b...b....b Bush!!!

the BDS is alive and well.

 
Metaluna Mutant 2009-02-19 11:18:47 PM  

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-19 11:18:48 PM  
FTFA:

They said Iran had accumulated more than one tonne of low enriched uranium hexafluoride at a facility in Natanz.

If such a quantity were further enriched it could produce more than 20kg of fissile material - enough for a bomb.

"It appears that Iran has walked right up to the threshold of having enough low enriched uranium to provide enough raw material for a single bomb," said Peter Zimmerman, a former chief scientist of the US Arms Control and Disarmament Agency.


I see. So, submitter, they don't have the uranium to build a nuke. They've got years of work ahead of them before they've finished enriching it enough to do anything.

But of course, a sarcastic attack on the UN and the allegation that zomg Iran has nukez brings in far more pageviews than "After many years of work Iran finishes with the easy part of building a bomb."

There's a simple way to force their hand on this "oh, guys, it's just for electric power" nonsense: Offer to give them reactors that run on low-enriched fuel and don't produce usable plutonium. Either they accept our gracious offer or it's obvious they only want a weapon.

 
Gunderson 2009-02-19 11:20:13 PM  
worldofwarcraft.mmocluster.com

 
firefly212 2009-02-19 11:21:00 PM  
Ontos: Karma Curmudgeon: nuke, subby, one nuke.

Yeah.... what could one one nuke do?

Ohh.... wait.

Seriously, awhile ago it was, "Listen to Bush, he's just trying to instill fear in people with all this 'Iran wants nukes crap'. He's nothing but a fearmonger."

Now it's, "Bush let them get a nuke! Why didn't he do anything about it?"


Honestly, one nuke doesnt scare me... they could either test their design, prove it works, and have no nukes... or they could just build a missile and hope it works... given that most first-time tests are failures... it's not such a concern... two would be pretty dicy though.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-02-19 11:21:37 PM  
I call BS on this.
The UN sent *several* sharply worded letters and sent them *registered mail* so there is no way, no possible way that a government would ignore those letters.

Besides, Bush said that this was what they are up to and everyone knows that Bush has can't be right.

 
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