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(Abc.net.au) Scary Man killed with crossbow after quarrel   (abc.net.au) divider line 96
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Pixiest [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 06:40:41 PM  
Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-19 06:50:49 PM  
He finally got the point.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 06:52:35 PM  
Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.

 
Pixiest [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 06:57:47 PM  
Chariset: Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.


I quiver with anticipation.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 07:20:11 PM  
Pixiest: Chariset: Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.

I quiver with anticipation.


Knave. I'll nock your boots off.

 
T-Luv 2009-02-21 06:14:03 PM  
This type of story makes me quiver!

 
Bottomfeeder 2009-02-21 06:14:30 PM  
Anyone here ever been to Karratha? I have. I'm not surprised this happened here.

Stunningly remote and desperate; it's a drinking town with a mining problem.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-02-21 06:15:04 PM  
Obvious tag off for the weekend? The guy got shot in the chest at close range. Obviously he's gonna die.

 
Gussie Fink-Nottle 2009-02-21 06:17:08 PM  
Witnesses say victim had an apple balanced on his head ...

 
steveGswine 2009-02-21 06:18:48 PM  
Too high strung, apparently.

 
tortilla burger 2009-02-21 06:22:17 PM  
I would've gone ballistic

 
oregoncat 2009-02-21 06:22:42 PM  
"I'm innocent!", the accused archly replied...

 
acidbuzz 2009-02-21 06:23:46 PM  
Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.

 
clipperbox 2009-02-21 06:24:27 PM  
Was it a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, that killed a king, and changed the history of Europe?

 
doodler 2009-02-21 06:24:37 PM  
who wood have thunk it?

he stuck a feather in his cap?

/all the good ones were taken

 
jmr61 2009-02-21 06:25:06 PM  
Oh hell, it's only the Aussies.

 
ropegun [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:25:17 PM  
genius, good sir.

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2009-02-21 06:25:46 PM  
blogs.pitch.com
wanted for questioning
/hot

 
The_Original_Roxtar 2009-02-21 06:27:13 PM  
ok, so i read "crossbow" as "crowbar"... never mind.

 
skinink 2009-02-21 06:30:26 PM  
Buddy you give brotherhood a bad name.

 
No Such Agency 2009-02-21 06:30:44 PM  
The_Original_Roxtar:
ok, so i read "crossbow" as "crowbar"... never mind.

Well there is a crossbow in the game. Great for medium range sniping.

 
Doppleganger871 2009-02-21 06:30:59 PM  
/approves

 
Gussie Fink-Nottle 2009-02-21 06:31:42 PM  
He'd have gotten away with it too, if the fishmonger hadn't sold out of stingrays.

 
Donald_McRonald 2009-02-21 06:32:01 PM  
Lesson: don't quarrel with Rambo.

 
cuzsis 2009-02-21 06:32:04 PM  
acidbuzz: Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.


Yes, I read it as that too.

/glad it's not just me.
//or am I...?

 
lakteller30 2009-02-21 06:32:31 PM  
he bowed at the arrow of his ways

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2009-02-21 06:38:33 PM  
Question: What kind of bow is this?
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Scroll down

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Answer: who gives a flyin fark?



/this just never gets old

 
INeedAName 2009-02-21 06:38:38 PM  
Man, he sure got the shaft.
What a vane attempt at humor.
Was the murderer named Fletch?

 
Primitive Screwhead 2009-02-21 06:39:21 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

Approves!

 
Russian_you 2009-02-21 06:39:33 PM  
One could say they'll never double cross each other again...

 
elementcircle 2009-02-21 06:39:57 PM  
I don't wanna be the first nubian to die by a crossbow!

/obscure?

 
Dispector 2009-02-21 06:41:17 PM  
Seasons I'v Withered: Question: What kind of bow is this?

Scroll down

Answer: who gives a flyin fark?

/this just never gets old


I might have to show that girl my arrow shaft and see if I can get it in the bullseye.

 
kilgorn 2009-02-21 06:41:30 PM  
Been more sporting if he'd shot him from the window

 
doglover [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:42:29 PM  
To compound the issue, he had asthma which left him windlass. His friends then hurt his feelings with a few barbs about him getting the shaft.

 
The Martintuckian 2009-02-21 06:43:15 PM  
Wouldn't an arrow have worked better.

 
farbekrieg 2009-02-21 06:44:12 PM  
Seasons I'v Withered: Question: What kind of bow is this?

Scroll down


Answer: who gives a flyin fark?



/this just never gets old


so sad she looks nicer in the sweater than then bikini top, implants? what did they plant canaloupe? melons of some sort to be sure.

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-02-21 06:44:15 PM  
Having weapons like that always compounds the problem, was it his archery nemesis?

Personally I prefer the cross-gun:
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Poop-n-Slop 2009-02-21 06:45:07 PM  
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw fire a trident crossbow?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident crossbow.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

 
Disturbing Porn Choreographer 2009-02-21 06:47:38 PM  
Huzzah!

 
heinekenftw 2009-02-21 06:52:47 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com

imgs.xkcd.com

 
Green Scorpio 2009-02-21 06:53:12 PM  
acidbuzz: Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.


Same here. I'm thinking "after squrrel what? WTF did the sqirrrel do?"

 
Green Scorpio 2009-02-21 06:56:20 PM  
doglover: To compound the issue, he had asthma which left him windlass. His friends then hurt his feelings with a few barbs about him getting the shaft.

I see what you did there. Or did you??

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-21 06:58:13 PM  
Seasons I'v Withered: Scroll down

NO

Well... ok.

What was the question again?

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-02-21 07:00:34 PM  
movies.ndtv.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
Hoopy Frood 2009-02-21 07:02:47 PM  
That's kickin' it old-school style. Got medieval on his ass.

 
StoneColdAtheist 2009-02-21 07:04:30 PM  
Not to be pedantic, Subby, but I rather think that it was the bolt that killed the man, not the crossbow.

clipperbox: Was it a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, that killed a king, and changed the history of Europe?

I don't know about a crossbow changing history, but you might be thinking of King Harold II of England, who died of an arrow to the head in the Battle of Hastings in southern England on 14 October 1066. Harold was the last Anglo-Saxon King of England. The winning King was William the Conqueror, of Normandy, who also happened to be Harold's cousin.

/I only know this trivia because my great-to-the-17th grandfather was an officer in William's army.

 
StoneColdAtheist 2009-02-21 07:12:59 PM  
My bad...I didn't count far enough in my family geneaology. It was my great-to-the-26th grandfather. 17 generations in 900 years looks too few.

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-02-21 07:24:04 PM  
Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged biatch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

/Totally unrelated but IMDB didnt have the "Bring me 814" quote I was lookin for
//Sampson Simpson FTW!

 
BumpInTheNight 2009-02-21 07:32:41 PM  

 
Kill_Da_Wabbit 2009-02-21 07:34:24 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmessage for you Sir...!

 
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