Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

He finally got the point.

Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.

Chariset: Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.

I quiver with anticipation.

Pixiest: Chariset: Pixiest: Did the perpetrator bolt from the scene?

Argh!

I'll have to be a lot quicker on the draw, apparently.

I quiver with anticipation.

Knave. I'll nock your boots off.

This type of story makes me quiver!

Anyone here ever been to Karratha? I have. I'm not surprised this happened here.

Stunningly remote and desperate; it's a drinking town with a mining problem.

Obvious tag off for the weekend? The guy got shot in the chest at close range. Obviously he's gonna die.

Witnesses say victim had an apple balanced on his head ...

Too high strung, apparently.

I would've gone ballistic

"I'm innocent!", the accused archly replied...

Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.

Was it a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, that killed a king, and changed the history of Europe?

who wood have thunk it?

he stuck a feather in his cap?

/all the good ones were taken

Oh hell, it's only the Aussies.

genius, good sir.

wanted for questioning
/hot

ok, so i read "crossbow" as "crowbar"... never mind.

Buddy you give brotherhood a bad name.

The_Original_Roxtar:
ok, so i read "crossbow" as "crowbar"... never mind.

Well there is a crossbow in the game. Great for medium range sniping.

/approves

He'd have gotten away with it too, if the fishmonger hadn't sold out of stingrays.

Lesson: don't quarrel with Rambo.

acidbuzz: Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.

Yes, I read it as that too.

/glad it's not just me.
//or am I...?

he bowed at the arrow of his ways

Question: What kind of bow is this?

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Answer: who gives a flyin fark?



/this just never gets old

Man, he sure got the shaft.
What a vane attempt at humor.
Was the murderer named Fletch?

Approves!

One could say they'll never double cross each other again...

I don't wanna be the first nubian to die by a crossbow!

/obscure?

Seasons I'v Withered: Question: What kind of bow is this?

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Answer: who gives a flyin fark?

/this just never gets old

I might have to show that girl my arrow shaft and see if I can get it in the bullseye.

Been more sporting if he'd shot him from the window

To compound the issue, he had asthma which left him windlass. His friends then hurt his feelings with a few barbs about him getting the shaft.

Wouldn't an arrow have worked better.

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/this just never gets old

so sad she looks nicer in the sweater than then bikini top, implants? what did they plant canaloupe? melons of some sort to be sure.

Having weapons like that always compounds the problem, was it his archery nemesis?

Personally I prefer the cross-gun:

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw fire a trident crossbow?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident crossbow.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Huzzah!

acidbuzz: Hmm I must be tired. I read that headline as:
Man killed with crossbow after squirrel

Needless to say I was very disappointed by the article.

Same here. I'm thinking "after squrrel what? WTF did the sqirrrel do?"

doglover: To compound the issue, he had asthma which left him windlass. His friends then hurt his feelings with a few barbs about him getting the shaft.

I see what you did there. Or did you??

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NO

Well... ok.

What was the question again?

Wanted for questioning.

That's kickin' it old-school style. Got medieval on his ass.

Not to be pedantic, Subby, but I rather think that it was the bolt that killed the man, not the crossbow.

clipperbox: Was it a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, that killed a king, and changed the history of Europe?

I don't know about a crossbow changing history, but you might be thinking of King Harold II of England, who died of an arrow to the head in the Battle of Hastings in southern England on 14 October 1066. Harold was the last Anglo-Saxon King of England. The winning King was William the Conqueror, of Normandy, who also happened to be Harold's cousin.

/I only know this trivia because my great-to-the-17th grandfather was an officer in William's army.

My bad...I didn't count far enough in my family geneaology. It was my great-to-the-26th grandfather. 17 generations in 900 years looks too few.

Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged biatch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

/Totally unrelated but IMDB didnt have the "Bring me 814" quote I was lookin for
//Sampson Simpson FTW!

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