First nine words of the headline got me so excited...



Dammit.

Daaaaaanziggggg... you want summin ta eaaaaaaaaaaaat?

First thing I thought of.

Can you make the blood flow up the walls?

/loves Danzig
//wishes he would do a Misfits tour though.

As much as I love Danzig this would be a really terrible idea if it were true.

/please don't be
//reality tv killed Ozzy for me

I'm hanging out till someone posts pics of his porno niece daughter whatever.

He's just looking for a mother.

got nuthin

Now, is there any way you can get the blood to flow UP the walls?

Damn! This could have been the greatest show ever.
/"I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your f*cking skull."

Maybe one of the challenges will be "get your ass kicked by some huge bald guy in another band".

Danzig in a reality show? He seems like the kind of guy who would be a pushover and see it everybody else's way. That's no good for a reality show.

And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

Mother!! (new window)

This would be bad.

Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

That was a real big man. Not quite a kid.

What a Danzig may look like.

I would watch that. The women who would sign up are probably really down to earth, intelligent, totally interesting people.

If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Moments like this never last...

/time to listen to some Misfits

He also got his ass kicked by a member of Def Leppard. Apparently, he ain't THAT tough.

hogans: Mother!! (new window)

Ha! That's awesome. Why haven't I seen this before?!

devilskware: That was a real big man. Not quite a kid.

Also, Danzig is a lot other than people realise.

mrjared: I would watch that. The women who would sign up are probably really down to earth, intelligent, totally interesting people.

Won't somebody think of the skanks? (NSFW language)

mreckner: He also got his ass kicked by a member of Def Leppard. Apparently, he ain't THAT tough.

18. WHAT WAS THE DEF LEPPARD VS. DANZIG INCIDENT ALL ABOUT?

A incident between rocker Glenn Danzig and the members of Def Leppard made news during the band's Adrenalize tour in 1993. Here's the official story from Joe and Phil as told in an interview with MuchMusic.

Danzig, who was in a hurry because he was carrying a bowl of hot soup, told Julie Campbell, (Vivian's wife) to "Get the f*ck out of the way!"

According to Phil, someone, (not revealed who) kicked Danzig in the ass for the remark and Danzig, along with his hot soup bowl, went crashing to the ground. Some ensuing shouting followed, but the whole incident was over in 30-45 seconds. Some people said there was blood involved, but it was just the color of the spilled soup, that happened to be red.

Joe says that a story appearing in a British rock magazine detailing the entire Danzig affair, did not happen.

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/can't believe I just looked that up

Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

Kid? That was a 300 pound biker dude. Yeah real badge of shame getting suckerpuched by him.

for good or for awesome: Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

Kid? That was a 300 pound biker dude. Yeah real badge of shame getting suckerpuched by him.

He was hardly sucker punched.

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I converse with him every year at SD Comic Con. he seems like a really decent and intelligent guy. hes amazingly cool with the unwashed throngs of the 30 and under crowd (who probably have no idea what the misfits were all about back in the day) who ask him to sign ANYTHING with the crimson ghost on it.


that being said i think it would be a pretty funny show if they were to actually do it.

Damn he was hot.

Can of Sardiiines...

Anyone seen that f*cking cup? The blood in my house has stopped flowing

hi meltdown

They found it hard to cast the show with women shorter than him.

/Looks forward to Rock of Love with both Prince and Danzig

I farking hate Danzig.

Nevermind that I don't care for his music. My ex absolutely worshipped this guy. I didn't like him to begin with, but having him crammed in my ears every time we were together was nauseating. Nw, whenever I hear Danzig I think of Amy and it only pisses me off more.

So, in conclusion, I hate Danzig.

The Glass Dragon: I farking hate Danzig.

Nevermind that I don't care for his music. My ex absolutely worshipped this guy. I didn't like him to begin with, but having him crammed in my ears every time we were together was nauseating. Nw, whenever I hear Danzig I think of Amy and it only pisses me off more.

So, in conclusion, I hate Danzig.

On the contrary - while I have no clue about his music, I loved the ATHF episode with him. Therefore I love Danzig - make the blood flow up the walls!

Danzig is a perfect example of someone with "little guy syndrome".

AssCobra77: Can of Sardiiines...

Box of salllllltiiiines

The Gunslinger Roland: Danzig is a perfect example of someone with "little guy syndrome".



I agree with this to a certain extent, but the bigger problem is that Danzig has also been known to do things with underage teen boys, so every time I see him w/ bimbos by his side I have to chuckle a little.

I am over a foot taller than Danzig. I probably at LEAST 50 pounds more than the little twerp, even if he's been body building (and no, I'm not a fattie, thanks). I'm a little over half his age.

In short, I would have no trouble kicking Glen Danzig's ass.

Walkenstein:

Citation needed.

Danzig's shopping list:

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Oh, don't forget about his "book collection"

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God, he is just an endless source of entertainment.

Danzig's great but seeing him live, with the naked chest, shaved pits and waaaay too tight pants, was a bit too gay to handle

no love for danzig and shakira?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk


(how DO you say danzig in spanish?)

ferro_man: no love for danzig and shakira?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk


(how DO you say danzig in spanish?)

El danzigo