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(Idolator) Sad Announcement for new "Rock Of Love" season starring Danzig is likely a fake. Sadly, there will not be challenges such as "goat entrails soup and chilli cook-off" and "blindfolded nun deflowering contest"   (idolator.com) divider line 43
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H_is_for_Heretic 2009-02-19 03:43:37 PM  
First nine words of the headline got me so excited...

www.xenex.org

Dammit.

 
dualplains 2009-02-19 03:46:41 PM  
suitablyflip.blogs.com

Daaaaaanziggggg... you want summin ta eaaaaaaaaaaaat?

First thing I thought of.

 
jerkobson 2009-02-19 03:46:44 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

Can you make the blood flow up the walls?

/loves Danzig
//wishes he would do a Misfits tour though.

 
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired 2009-02-19 03:47:25 PM  
As much as I love Danzig this would be a really terrible idea if it were true.

/please don't be
//reality tv killed Ozzy for me

 
Dunkel 2009-02-19 03:48:32 PM  
I'm hanging out till someone posts pics of his porno niece daughter whatever.

 
voran 2009-02-19 03:49:44 PM  
He's just looking for a mother.

got nuthin

 
jayhawk88 2009-02-19 03:49:47 PM  
Now, is there any way you can get the blood to flow UP the walls?

 
Mr. Chainsaw 2009-02-19 03:51:10 PM  
Damn! This could have been the greatest show ever.
/"I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your f*cking skull."

 
kennedy311 2009-02-19 03:51:21 PM  
Maybe one of the challenges will be "get your ass kicked by some huge bald guy in another band".

 
irockalot 2009-02-19 03:51:40 PM  
Danzig in a reality show? He seems like the kind of guy who would be a pushover and see it everybody else's way. That's no good for a reality show.

 
Rex Dart [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 03:52:41 PM  
And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

 
hogans 2009-02-19 03:54:06 PM  
Mother!! (new window)

 
Gunny Highway 2009-02-19 03:58:11 PM  
This would be bad.

 
devilskware 2009-02-19 03:59:22 PM  
Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold


That was a real big man. Not quite a kid.

 
blubberknife 2009-02-19 04:11:30 PM  
www.umberhulk.com

What a Danzig may look like.

 
mrjared 2009-02-19 04:15:10 PM  
I would watch that. The women who would sign up are probably really down to earth, intelligent, totally interesting people.

 
Banacek 2009-02-19 04:22:16 PM  
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Moments like this never last...

/time to listen to some Misfits

 
mreckner 2009-02-19 04:25:19 PM  
He also got his ass kicked by a member of Def Leppard. Apparently, he ain't THAT tough.

 
Desquamation 2009-02-19 04:25:51 PM  
hogans: Mother!! (new window)

Ha! That's awesome. Why haven't I seen this before?!

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 04:28:34 PM  
devilskware: That was a real big man. Not quite a kid.

Also, Danzig is a lot other than people realise.

 
Dr. Nick Riviera [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-19 04:29:41 PM  
mrjared: I would watch that. The women who would sign up are probably really down to earth, intelligent, totally interesting people.

Won't somebody think of the skanks? (NSFW language)

 
Banacek 2009-02-19 04:32:14 PM  
mreckner: He also got his ass kicked by a member of Def Leppard. Apparently, he ain't THAT tough.

18. WHAT WAS THE DEF LEPPARD VS. DANZIG INCIDENT ALL ABOUT?

A incident between rocker Glenn Danzig and the members of Def Leppard made news during the band's Adrenalize tour in 1993. Here's the official story from Joe and Phil as told in an interview with MuchMusic.

Danzig, who was in a hurry because he was carrying a bowl of hot soup, told Julie Campbell, (Vivian's wife) to "Get the f*ck out of the way!"

According to Phil, someone, (not revealed who) kicked Danzig in the ass for the remark and Danzig, along with his hot soup bowl, went crashing to the ground. Some ensuing shouting followed, but the whole incident was over in 30-45 seconds. Some people said there was blood involved, but it was just the color of the spilled soup, that happened to be red.

Joe says that a story appearing in a British rock magazine detailing the entire Danzig affair, did not happen.

Source (new window)


/can't believe I just looked that up

 
for good or for awesome 2009-02-19 04:37:03 PM  
Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold


Kid? That was a 300 pound biker dude. Yeah real badge of shame getting suckerpuched by him.

 
Desquamation 2009-02-19 04:42:31 PM  
for good or for awesome: Rex Dart: And what does he look for in a girl?

"MOTHER!"

/cue the video of some kid punching Danzig out cold

Kid? That was a 300 pound biker dude. Yeah real badge of shame getting suckerpuched by him.


He was hardly sucker punched.

Link (new window)

 
eviljimbo 2009-02-19 05:00:17 PM  
I converse with him every year at SD Comic Con. he seems like a really decent and intelligent guy. hes amazingly cool with the unwashed throngs of the 30 and under crowd (who probably have no idea what the misfits were all about back in the day) who ask him to sign ANYTHING with the crimson ghost on it.


that being said i think it would be a pretty funny show if they were to actually do it.

 
Boyd Schidt 2009-02-19 05:05:26 PM  

How about a "Rock Of Love" season starring Danza instead?

hupata.com

 
sandi_fish 2009-02-19 05:16:32 PM  
Damn he was hot.

 
AssCobra77 2009-02-19 05:18:42 PM  
Can of Sardiiines...

 
Third Day Mark 2009-02-19 05:19:06 PM  
Anyone seen that f*cking cup? The blood in my house has stopped flowing

 
eviljimbo 2009-02-19 05:31:52 PM  
hi meltdown

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 05:42:07 PM  
They found it hard to cast the show with women shorter than him.

/Looks forward to Rock of Love with both Prince and Danzig

 
The Glass Dragon 2009-02-19 06:09:17 PM  
I farking hate Danzig.

Nevermind that I don't care for his music. My ex absolutely worshipped this guy. I didn't like him to begin with, but having him crammed in my ears every time we were together was nauseating. Nw, whenever I hear Danzig I think of Amy and it only pisses me off more.

So, in conclusion, I hate Danzig.

 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad 2009-02-19 07:21:30 PM  
The Glass Dragon: I farking hate Danzig.

Nevermind that I don't care for his music. My ex absolutely worshipped this guy. I didn't like him to begin with, but having him crammed in my ears every time we were together was nauseating. Nw, whenever I hear Danzig I think of Amy and it only pisses me off more.

So, in conclusion, I hate Danzig.


On the contrary - while I have no clue about his music, I loved the ATHF episode with him. Therefore I love Danzig - make the blood flow up the walls!

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-19 07:50:42 PM  
Danzig is a perfect example of someone with "little guy syndrome".

 
Patroclus 2009-02-19 07:52:51 PM  
AssCobra77: Can of Sardiiines...

Box of salllllltiiiines

 
Patroclus 2009-02-19 07:53:44 PM  
i36.photobucket.com

www2.co.multnomah.or.us

 
Walkenstein 2009-02-19 07:55:40 PM  
The Gunslinger Roland: Danzig is a perfect example of someone with "little guy syndrome".



I agree with this to a certain extent, but the bigger problem is that Danzig has also been known to do things with underage teen boys, so every time I see him w/ bimbos by his side I have to chuckle a little.

 
Valdes 2009-02-19 08:34:17 PM  
I am over a foot taller than Danzig. I probably at LEAST 50 pounds more than the little twerp, even if he's been body building (and no, I'm not a fattie, thanks). I'm a little over half his age.

In short, I would have no trouble kicking Glen Danzig's ass.

 
Nurglitch 2009-02-19 08:59:27 PM  
Walkenstein:

Citation needed.

 
spellacopter 2009-02-19 10:06:19 PM  
Danzig's shopping list:

Link (new window)

Oh, don't forget about his "book collection"

Link (new window)

God, he is just an endless source of entertainment.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-19 10:09:34 PM  
Danzig's great but seeing him live, with the naked chest, shaved pits and waaaay too tight pants, was a bit too gay to handle

 
ferro_man 2009-02-20 12:02:11 AM  
no love for danzig and shakira?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk


(how DO you say danzig in spanish?)

 
ochobit 2009-02-20 08:52:22 AM  
ferro_man: no love for danzig and shakira?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHv3qO_Y8kk


(how DO you say danzig in spanish?)


El danzigo

 
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