Hah! Nice headline submitter, but there's no way anyone, not even Paris Hilton, would do something that hackneyed

<clicks link>

oh.

White people.

Let me also add that I know everyone hates her, but given the chance I would grudge fark the shiat out of her. With a condom.

Paris would be a good candidate for retroactive abortion.

G_Fish: Let me also add that I know everyone hates her, but given the chance I would grudge fark the shiat out of her. With a condom.

Condom? I'm not approaching that without a Level 4 Biohazard suit.

Who?

G_Fish: Let me also add that I know everyone hates her, but given the chance I would grudge fark the shiat out of her. With a condom rusty screwdriver.

Now we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

FTFA: Paris features lacks the acting chops to be plausible as a barmaid, serving the drinks in a pretend nightclub while flirting with the rapper.

Also, somewhere Chuck D is weeping.

Oh yeah baby, the herpes is hawt!

NightOwl2255: Oh yeah baby, the herpes is hawt!

I'm very surprised she didn't use "and I'm here to say..." in the beginning.

May God have mercy upon the souls of all of human kind. The 6th seal has been opened and the wrath of the almighty is about to pour down upon the wretched of the earth.

And no I would not fark Paris with someone elses cock while wearing a level four bio hazard suit.

shiat. This makes "Popozao" look like "Rapper's Delight."

/no?
//How about "This makes Poochie's rap on The Simpsons look like 'Fight the Power'"?

Thank you Paris. I am now embarrassed to be a human. (She is the same species as us, right?)

I feel so dirty after watching that. Like I'm in need of some kind of intellectual post-rape shower, scrubbing the filthiness away with a soul-cleansing loofa.

While it surprises absolutely no one that Hilton can't rap, act, sing, walk and chew gum at the same time, you really have to feel bad for Snoop. From being on the top of the hip hop world to having to socialize with this piece of trash for a reality show, or whatever. He should have taken the Tupac, Biggie route when he was on top.

She said her name's P Hizzle
Said together that's fizzle
Like what happens when you try
To send a rocket to the sky
But it don't work
Cuz you're a dumb jerk
That tried to play with the big boys
And instead just made a silly noise
Like a stupid blonde ho tryin' ta rap
Sounds like crap

/Aitch to the Tee to the Aitch, yo
.

Paris Hilton could join the Jabbawockeez.

Bill Brasky would fark Paris, but then, he once farked a 200 year old oak tree while it was on fire.

To Bill Brasky!

And here I thought one line would be that "P Hizzle loves the jizzle"

This makes Wesley Pipes and Brian Pumper's rap songs look like platinum hits. And those clowns are terrible at rapping, good thing they have day jobs.

Remember when the Pillsbury Doughboy rapped about Crescent Rolls? He was Chuck Motherfarking D compared to this. Seriously why would black people hang out with her passe ass? She's been over for a few years (even the mouthbreathers who thought she was "classy" finally caught on) and she's been filmed dropping N-bombs. She's a horrible horrible person. If you ever see her ask her about the dogs she never bothered to housebreak, locked in an unused closet and forgot about when she went on vacation. Hopefully she'll die nearly as painful a death but she looks like the type who gets off on starving herself.
/Why yes, I do hate Paris Hilton.

Eh, she could teach Joaquin a thing or two.....

ClintonKun: I'm very surprised she didn't use "and I'm here to say..." in the beginning.

All rap by non-rappers must include "...and I'm here to say" as the second line. She sucks so badly that she even screwed that up.

sjcpjh1: This makes Wesley Pipes and Brian Pumper's rap songs look like platinum hits. And those clowns are terrible at rapping, good thing they have day jobs.

Is it bad that I know what their day jobs are?

Wow, she is really an idiot.

She should to doing things she does well, like making bad porn movies.

zvoidx: ...It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Hah, I liked that one, too. This is probably less funny, though:

Black people drive like This.
White people drive like This.

Yeah, I'm being a dick.

Senator Fark: zvoidx: ...It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Hah, I liked that one, too. This is probably less funny, though:

Black people drive like This.
White people drive like This.

Yeah, I'm being a dick.

Or white people drive like This (new window)

Paris Hilton is not a slut. She's only been with a few guys. She said so in a recent interview. I believe her.

What the fark is a clizzle?

RemyDuron: Senator Fark: zvoidx: ...It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Hah, I liked that one, too. This is probably less funny, though:

Black people drive like This.
White people drive like This.

Yeah, I'm being a dick.

Or white people drive like This (new window)

Good one. What I seemingly failed to communicate, however, is that many people drive like idiots. * shrug *

See, this is why human beings developed the neocortex: to provide impulse control and higher-reasoning functions. Such as not clicking on Subby's link.

Senator Fark: RemyDuron: Senator Fark: zvoidx: ...It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

Hah, I liked that one, too. This is probably less funny, though:

Black people drive like This.
White people drive like This.

Yeah, I'm being a dick.

Or white people drive like This (new window)

Good one. What I seemingly failed to communicate, however, is that many people drive like idiots. * shrug *

Oh, the second video was kind of long and I skipped around and saw people driving quite difficult courses at great speed. Pretty good driving. Maybe there was a big wreck I didn't see.

I figured, even if I misinterpreted you, I was at least providing a better example of a stupid white driver.

romulus4444: What the fark is a clizzle?

It's a plizzle where peozzle gizzle to dizzle to some mizzle and drizzle their vodka fizzizzles.

/slizzle

I have only three words to respond to this. Bolt Action Rifle. Seriously. People like Paris Hilton should just give their money to me and give the hell up on life.

Oh I thought that crap was like really old, you thought when snoop dogg was popular.

It's a good thing he's always high.

Nuke Paris Hilton, put her out of our misery.

ClintonKun: I'm very surprised she didn't use "and I'm here to say..." in the beginning.

Classic white-boy, unatalented line.
Why did every fake wrapper have to say *who they are* and *what they are here to say*?

God, that was embarrassing.

*golf clap*

Ten internets for ZeroCorpse.

Sarcastica75: *golf clap*

Ten internets for ZeroCorpse.

And goddamnmesomuch for knowing exactly where that was from (new window)

/Mutilated labia, ftw?

That was an insult to the history of rap. Snoop should be ashamed of himself for allowing her to piss all over it like that.

Honestly, Paris was awful, and I was ashamed to be watching that. But Snoop stunk it up too. I was embarrassed for him.

Doesn't matter what she does. I'll always remember her like this:

Snoop smoked himself retarded. Paris comes by it naturally.

I'm Chiquita Banana, and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way.
And when they are flecked with brown
and have a golden hue,
Bananas taste the best, and are the best for you.
You can put them in a salad. You can put
them in a pie - aye.
Anyway you want to eat them it's
impossible to beat them.
But bananas like the climate of the very,
very tropical equator.
So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator.

/old school, yo.

shadowself: romulus4444: What the fark is a clizzle?

It's a plizzle where peozzle gizzle to dizzle to some mizzle and drizzle their vodka fizzizzles.

/slizzle

flippity floppity floop.