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(Dlisted) Dumbass Solange Knowles, Beyonce's mentally-challenged sister, can't handle her NyQuil on a plane, documents her crisis on Twitter: "Guess I passed out. Scary. Hooked up to IV now"   (dlisted.com) divider line 14
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Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 12:22:44 PM  
Don't like Beyonce. Didn't know she had a sister. What's with the repeated Basement Baby reference?

 
rainbow sprinkles 2009-02-18 12:40:54 PM  
I dunno, I thought "shiat was like the movies" was funny.

 
AspectRatio 2009-02-18 12:41:22 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com

From my personal video library.

 
bostonowns 2009-02-18 12:42:41 PM  
moran

 
fritopendejo 2009-02-18 12:49:53 PM  
Sloange is truly the Frank to Beyonce's Sly.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 12:57:44 PM  
I've invented a solenoid flange, now what should I call it?

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-18 12:58:51 PM  
Sounds like someone had an over-reaction to DXM, one of Ny-Quil's key ingredients.

Seriously though, it couldn't have been that bad unless she took an entire box.

 
swaxhog 2009-02-18 01:22:05 PM  
Robotrippin on plane.

 
Sefton 2009-02-18 02:34:17 PM  
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I'd fill it with "NyQuil"

 
lehmac [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 02:40:10 PM  
Three Crooked Squirrels: Don't like Beyonce. Didn't know she had a sister. What's with the repeated Basement Baby reference?

MK the "writer" (as in he hires other girls to "write" that crap for him) calls Solange Basement Baby because of an inside joke pertaining to that specific blog re: Solange being kept in a basement and survives on scraps of food Beyonce throws to her.
That name is a rip off of a David Letterman joke where Dave said Ashley Judd was a no name family memeber who lives in her sisters basement and survives off of ham bones. This was before Ashley was famous.

The D-listed "writer" read the joke on the comment section and stole it from his own readers conversation and doesnt fully understand why it was funny.
Cute.

 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 02:46:47 PM  
lehmac:

Thanks. I appreciate it.

 
Mr_Fabulous 2009-02-18 05:13:29 PM  
I'm praying for Omarion. And I suggest you do the same.

 
devilskware 2009-02-18 05:13:33 PM  
Sefton: I'd fill it with "NyQuil"

Meh. Thats gotta be her ONLY good angle. biatch is a baghead and a moran.

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-18 05:30:20 PM  
NyQuil made her pass out? Isn't that what it's supposed to do?

/big f*cking Q

 
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