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(My Fox DC) Asinine Baltimore mayor bothered that Obama didn't mention her during his stop in Baltimore before the inauguration. I mean all she did was get indicted for perjury and stealing gift cards that were intended for the needy   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 51
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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 10:51:41 AM  
So why isn't she head of HHS yet?

 
pureobscure 2009-02-18 10:55:40 AM  
Seems like she'd be a good candidate for Treasury Secretary.

 
zymurgist 2009-02-18 11:11:16 AM  
pureobscure: Seems like she'd be a good candidate for Treasury Secretary.

That would be Marion Barry of D.C. He's the one who didn't pay his taxes.

 
AzDownboy [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 11:29:07 AM  
She wasn't even on the podium IIRC

 
Mayostard [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 11:33:00 AM  
This woman tries to stimulate the economy by using all of those gift cards, and she gets indicted? What do dirty, poor people need from Best Buy anyway?
I think that they're just targeting her because she's black, a woman, and a Democrat.

The voters in Baltimore have always been morons.

 
friendinpa [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 11:59:48 AM  
zymurgist
pureobscure: Seems like she'd be a good candidate for Treasury Secretary.

That would be Marion Barry of D.C. He's the one who didn't pay his taxes.


No. Marion is up for Drug Czar.

 
zymurgist 2009-02-18 12:56:56 PM  
friendinpa: Marion is up for Drug Czar.

I was hoping that Tommy Chong would fill that position.

 
friendinpa [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 01:37:04 PM  
zymurgist
friendinpa: Marion is up for Drug Czar.

I was hoping that Tommy Chong would fill that position.



Better yet!

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 02:08:42 PM  
I cannot understand the stupidity of some people.

Look, if you get to the position of Mayor of Baltimore, you can steal MORE than gift cards to Best Buy! Gift card theft? Phhht! That's like.....school board member level of graft.

You are they mayor of a large city. You should *AT LEAST* be getting cushy jobs for your entire family, and "campaign contributions" from contractors working on public projects! You are from BALTIMORE!! Home of Spiro Agnew! You have a legacy of corruption and greed to uphold!!!

Gift cards!

For shame, Ms. Mayor. For. Shame.

 
zymurgist 2009-02-18 02:11:22 PM  
what_now: That's like.....school board member level of graft.

Hmm. I wonder if this is what they meant by the soft bigotry of low expectations.

 
Wendy's Chili 2009-02-18 02:28:54 PM  
what_now: You are they mayor of a large city. You should *AT LEAST* be getting cushy jobs for your entire family, and "campaign contributions" from contractors working on public projects!

John Street? Is that you?

 
DarnoKonrad 2009-02-18 02:29:42 PM  
She says she cried in front of her staff after learning she'd been indicted because she was surprised and embarrassed on their behalf.

This inspires loyalty.

 
haplo53 2009-02-18 02:30:31 PM  
Change you can believe in.

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 02:31:41 PM  
i was there! Pics:

Buses on Baltimore St.

i12.photobucket.com

City Hall

i12.photobucket.com

You can just barely see the podium

i12.photobucket.com

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-02-18 02:32:34 PM  
Considering how the Democrats are 'the party of the poor', they sure do love to steal from them. Between this and the endless supply of tax dodgers, it's amazing that the government has any money at all.

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-02-18 02:33:30 PM  
Mayostard: This woman tries to stimulate the economy by using all of those gift cards, and she gets indicted? What do dirty, poor people need from Best Buy anyway?
I think that they're just targeting her because she's black, a woman, and a Democrat.

The voters in Baltimore have always been morons.


Just say you are black and the Democrats will let you walk.

 
Sail The Wide Accountancy 2009-02-18 02:33:43 PM  
Bu..Bu..But Best Buy.

 
Doak 2009-02-18 02:41:07 PM  
um... it never says anything about Best Buy dudes...

 
Soup4Bonnie 2009-02-18 02:45:59 PM  
Nemo's Brother: Between this and the endless supply of tax dodgers, it's amazing that the government has any money at all.

YES IT'S AMAZING.

 
flannelled fool 2009-02-18 02:47:56 PM  
Doak: um... it never says anything about Best Buy dudes...

In 2005, Dixon hit up another unidentified developer for gift cards that she said would be used for needy families. The developer paid for 20 Best Buy gift cards worth $25 each, and Dixon used 19 of them, or $450 worth, to buy a camcorder, a video game controller and other electronics, the indictment says. Link (new window)

 
Hung Like A Tic-Tac [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-18 02:48:58 PM  
Nemo's Brother: Considering how the Democrats are 'the party of the poor', they sure do love to steal from them. Between this and the endless supply of tax dodgers, it's amazing that the government has any money at all.

2/10. not enough spittle

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-02-18 02:49:06 PM  
Reference to The Wire.

 
sirenbrian 2009-02-18 02:50:29 PM  
Sheeeeeeeeit.

 
dave2198 2009-02-18 02:58:33 PM  
zymurgist: pureobscure: Seems like she'd be a good candidate for Treasury Secretary.

That would be Marion Barry of D.C. He's the one who didn't pay his taxes.


I guess Sarah Palin would qualify now, right?

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2009-02-18 03:00:25 PM  
flannelled fool: In 2005, Dixon hit up another unidentified developer for gift cards that she said would be used for needy families. The developer paid for 20 Best Buy gift cards worth $25 each, and Dixon used 19 of them, or $450 worth, to buy a camcorder, a video game controller and other electronics, the indictment says.

She couldn't even have a friend use them, or at least sell them on ebay? She could have gotten probably $400 total by selling them individually and they would basically be untraceable.

What's really sad is that our politicians today are so corrupt that they don't even think they have to hide the corruption anymore. Instead of more convoluted scandals like Teapot Dome or Savings and Loan, our Treasury now just comes out and says, "yeah we're just gonna take 700 billion of your money, cuz, uh...we need it." And then the government says, "Yeah, ditto. Except it's 800 billion. Thanks!"

We as citizens should demand of our politicians more creative ways to steal our money. That's the least they can do.

 
flannelled fool 2009-02-18 03:07:46 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: We as citizens should demand of our politicians more creative ways to steal our money. That's the least they can do.

True. She shook down a developer, pocketed the gift cards instead of giving them to a needy family, and bought herself some electronic goodies. But I'd bet my last dollar that there will be a (D) behind the next Mayor, 'cause the Republicans are like evil man.

 
dave2198 2009-02-18 03:13:35 PM  
flannelled fool: Moses To Sandy Koufax: We as citizens should demand of our politicians more creative ways to steal our money. That's the least they can do.

True. She shook down a developer, pocketed the gift cards instead of giving them to a needy family, and bought herself some electronic goodies. But I'd bet my last dollar that there will be a (D) behind the next Mayor, 'cause the Republicans are like evil man.


Thieves come from both parties equally.

 
headlessparrot 2009-02-18 03:14:31 PM  
Sheeeeeeeeeit.

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-18 03:14:39 PM  
It's a black thing. You wouldn't understand.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-02-18 03:15:57 PM  
Nemo's Brother: Mayostard: This woman tries to stimulate the economy by using all of those gift cards, and she gets indicted? What do dirty, poor people need from Best Buy anyway?
I think that they're just targeting her because she's black, a woman, and a Democrat.

The voters in Baltimore have always been morons.

Just say you are black and the Democrats will let you walk.


Maryland white democrats are some of the most racist voters (of any party) on the planet. Nothing is a sure thing.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2009-02-18 03:19:04 PM  
dave2198: Thieves come from both parties equally.

Yep. 100% thieves from the Democratic party = 100% thieves from the Republican party.

 
dave2198 2009-02-18 03:21:49 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: dave2198: Thieves come from both parties equally.

Yep. 100% thieves from the Democratic party = 100% thieves from the Republican party.


Careful, your ignorance is starting to show again.

 
terriblist 2009-02-18 03:22:49 PM  
vernonFL: i was there! Pics:

Buses on Baltimore St.



City Hall


You can just barely see the podium


Wow, you and I were standing pretty close to each other.

/drove in from NYC to appease the ladyfriend who wanted to go to the actual inauguration.

 
zymurgist 2009-02-18 03:23:07 PM  
dave2198: That would be Marion Barry of D.C. He's the one who didn't pay his taxes.

I guess Sarah Palin would qualify now, right?


(does a bit of Googling... there it is)

You betcha!

 
dave2198 2009-02-18 03:27:14 PM  
zymurgist: dave2198: That would be Marion Barry of D.C. He's the one who didn't pay his taxes.

I guess Sarah Palin would qualify now, right?

(does a bit of Googling... there it is)

You betcha!


Yeah... Multiple headlines were submitted for this over an hour ago... yet it has yet to hit the page.

/blah@mods

 
Cat Food Sandwiches 2009-02-18 03:29:48 PM  
Palin now qualified to be on BO's cabinet.

 
Elmo Jones 2009-02-18 03:33:24 PM  
Nemo's Brother:
Just say you are black and the Democrats will let you walk.


Hey, dumbass, we can tell by our secret handshake if you're one of us.

 
flannelled fool 2009-02-18 03:33:47 PM  
dave2198: Thieves come from both parties equally.

Yeah, right. Maybe she just mis-heard what was said in her high school civics class as, "taxation without misappropriation is tyranny."

 
shirtsbyeric 2009-02-18 03:35:53 PM  
zymurgist: friendinpa: Marion is up for Drug Czar.

I was hoping that Tommy Chong would fill that position.


One can hold the money and one can hold the drugs.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2009-02-18 03:36:27 PM  
dave2198: Careful, your ignorance is starting to show again.

Don't confuse ignorance when my resignation for reality. I long ago lost faith that any politicians gets into the game for any reason other than "I me mine."

 
stickmangrit [TotalFark] 2009-02-18 03:52:54 PM  
headlessparrot: Sheeeeeeeeeit.

img.slate.com

 
5_second_rule 2009-02-18 03:59:05 PM  
Thiis mayor did the same thing as Vincent Fumo did and he's on trial right now. But continue with thinly veiled racist snark.

 
MCStymie 2009-02-18 04:08:15 PM  
flannelled fool: Moses To Sandy Koufax: We as citizens should demand of our politicians more creative ways to steal our money. That's the least they can do.

True. She shook down a developer, pocketed the gift cards instead of giving them to a needy family, and bought herself some electronic goodies. But I'd bet my last dollar that there will be a (D) behind the next Mayor, 'cause the Republicans are like evil man.


David Duke could run for Mayor as a Democrat, and would utterly thump a Republican opponent.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2009-02-18 04:42:55 PM  
"fark you, Baltimore!"

steinbring.net

 
vabeard 2009-02-18 04:52:14 PM  
I'm sure she felt 'entitled' to the gift cards.

 
p0nk 2009-02-18 04:52:58 PM  
came for the Clay Davis references.
left satisfied.

 
Rann Xerox 2009-02-18 05:16:21 PM  
p0nk: came for the Clay Davis references.
left satisfied.


Same here.

/Yo, raise up! Omar comin'!
//Indeed

 
torquestripe 2009-02-18 08:40:00 PM  
What a petty little black woman. She figured $450.00 worth of gift cards was worth getting indicted for.
Is this woman a role model of black youth in the City of Baltimore.
Cowardice we can believe in.

 
soj4life 2009-02-18 08:47:26 PM  
Obama praised james baker ( wilmington's mayor)? that guy is a bigger jackass then baltimore's mayor could ever wish to be.

 
RemyDuron 2009-02-18 09:44:50 PM  
what_now: I cannot understand the stupidity of some people.

Look, if you get to the position of Mayor of Baltimore, you can steal MORE than gift cards to Best Buy! Gift card theft? Phhht! That's like.....school board member level of graft.

You are they mayor of a large city. You should *AT LEAST* be getting cushy jobs for your entire family, and "campaign contributions" from contractors working on public projects! You are from BALTIMORE!! Home of Spiro Agnew! You have a legacy of corruption and greed to uphold!!!

Gift cards!

For shame, Ms. Mayor. For. Shame.


jimsligh.files.wordpress.com

Sheiiiieh. . . That's what I been talkin' bout brotha!

 
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