Does the right side of his head weigh more than the left? It seems as though everything is tilted that way.

another promise.....kept. How refreshing.

The site will also allow you to vote on what their new puppy's name will be.

/recovery will also be tracked with a graphic called the Amy Whinehouse meter

Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

bulldg4life: Does the right side of his head weigh more than the left? It seems as though everything is tilted that way.

It's David Caruso's Disease.

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

It's been one day. Wait until the money starts being distributed then you can biatch.

Within days after the signing of the legislation, Federal agencies will start distributing funds, and you will be able to see which states, Congressional districts, and even Federal contractors are receiving them. As soon as we are able to, we'll display that information visually, through maps, charts, and graphics.

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

Circles are American.

Why do you hate America?

UNC_Samurai: bulldg4life: Does the right side of his head weigh more than the left? It seems as though everything is tilted that way.

It's David Caruso's Disease.

Early stages though. It is untreatable once they start flicking their sun glasses off to have a closer look at something.

DamnYankees: Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

Circles are American.

Why do you hate America?

Everybody knows circles are an ancient relic of the past, and are evil. The trapezoid is the sign of the new culture of hope and change that is sweeping America the world. Anyone who doesn't embrace the trapezoid is merely relegating themselves to being a soulless minion of othodoxy.

If you needed any more proof that circles are evil, I give you the following:


/hot
/don't tell the soulless minions of orthodoxy

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

pixistick: It's been one day.

This bears repeating for the morons.

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

Watch the Presidential address, jackass

Well...better than nothing.

"B-b-but there's only two lines on the page!"

I need to find that thread. Someone needs a new fark meme made for them.

dgc360: Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

pixistick: It's been one day.

This bears repeating for the morons.

Could I get that in a bar graph? Or maybe some pretty colored circles?

I can't for the life of me figure out how people are spinning this as bad.

mrjared: I can't for the life of me figure out how people are spinning this as bad.

because they have nothing left

People are used to bad governance, so they're antsy. Fortunately, we actually elected people who don't have a party platform that advocates ruining government. Things should be a little better.

TheShavingofOccam123: Could I get that in a bar graph? Or maybe some pretty colored circles?

Shaggy_C: "B-b-but there's only two lines on the page!"

I need to find that thread. Someone needs a new fark meme made for them.

Yes, you do need to find it. I have no idea what you're referring to, but even out of context it sounds delightful. I'm curious.

Here it is...I was lulzing at the time. The bill hasn't passed yet so the site isn't up but I don't trust the site to be up afterwards cuz it's no up now waaaaa

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.



more music charts

pixistick: mrjared: I can't for the life of me figure out how people are spinning this as bad.

because they have nothing left

Because everything is bad news... for Obama.

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

They're not circles. They're big ol' American balls!

I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

pixistick: because they have nothing left

Well, why can't they just inhale from tailpipes or jump out of windows like decent people?

helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

careful, you may get sick spinning that fast

dgc360: pixistick: It's been one day.

This bears repeating for the morons.

helix400: It removes this pesky "media" layer.

Also removes the pesky "EVERYTHING IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SERCURITY, SO WE WILL TELL YOU NOTHING" layer

helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

Yes, because he also closed down the media and destroyed our ability to also do our own research on the issues.

Don't worry, you can still watch Fox News and remain enlightened.

helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

Throwing out lots of random data is a proven way to avoid detection of your actual activity.

The military has been doing it for decades.

pixistick: helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

careful, you may get sick spinning that fast

I dunno, a bar graph with a section labeled "protecting the vulnerable" sounds eerily like propaganda. I mean, do you really think Obama will create a section titled "Pork and earmarks", or will items like a high speed train from Disneyland simply be lumped into "infrastructure"?

NYZooMan: Throwing out lots of random data is a proven way to avoid detection of your actual activity.

Where were you on this thread???

which circle are our unicorns in? The $81 billion in "protecting the vulnerable" or the $8 billion on other costs. This plan is vague like every other plan he has. I also think its noteworthy that "the same old plans that got us here" aka tax cuts are presented as the biggest single cost of the whole project.....

Obama is slacking off. By this time, George W. Bush had caught at least a peck of sea trout and gotten a tan.

helix400: I mean, do you really think Obama will create a section titled "Pork and earmarks", or will items like a high speed train from Disneyland simply be lumped into "infrastructure"?

What would he have to do to have you not biatch about it?

SiON42X: TheShavingofOccam123: Could I get that in a bar graph? Or maybe some pretty colored circles?

You hit a home run with just one pretty colored circle.

lazybear910: which circle are our unicorns in? The $81 billion in "protecting the vulnerable" or the $8 billion on other costs. This plan is vague like every other plan he has. I also think its noteworthy that "the same old plans that got us here" aka tax cuts are presented as the biggest single cost of the whole project.....

Once the details of the plan come out, be sure to come back and grumble about how Republicans were left out. I'm working on a way to convert GOP whining into a source of energy, and I could use all the raw material I can get my hands on.

Mighty Taternuts: helix400: I mean, do you really think Obama will create a section titled "Pork and earmarks", or will items like a high speed train from Disneyland simply be lumped into "infrastructure"?

What would he have to do to have you not biatch about it?

Be John McCain.

helix400: pixistick: helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

careful, you may get sick spinning that fast

I dunno, a bar graph with a section labeled "protecting the vulnerable" sounds eerily like propaganda. I mean, do you really think Obama will create a section titled "Pork and earmarks", or will items like a high speed train from Disneyland simply be lumped into "infrastructure"?

High speed train is pork? I don't agree with that at all.

It's been one day! Not one cent has been distributed yet and you are already biatching about how vague the figures are.

recovery.gov - because socialism shown in graphs is much more palatable and pretty

Walker: Bar graphs. And when you click "Learn More" you get the same figures, just in pretty colored circles. What a joke.

So the Government launched zombo.com?

Why would you label anything "pork"? It's a loaded word, like "terrorist." The subjectivity of it makes it very easy to manipulate.

lazybear910: recovery.gov - because socialism shown in graphs is much more palatable and pretty

Please enlighten us to what socialism is.

DeadZone: So the Government launched zombo.com?

Well, everything IS possible...

IXI Jim IXI: DeadZone: So the Government launched zombo.com?

Well, everything IS possible...

At zombo.com

helix400: I like how Obama is telling me what Obama is doing. It removes this pesky "media" layer.

Three cheers for getting our truth straight from the ministry of propaganda!

lazybear910: recovery.gov - because socialism shown in graphs is much more palatable and pretty

Yes. His centrist, slightly right-leaning, and carefully neutered to avoid the possibility that he might actually appear slightly left of, say, this guy, is socialism. Of course.

pixistick: Please enlighten us to what socialism is.

His account was created yesterday and he has the reek of freeper, just leave him alone and hope he leaves.