Hi, my name is [NAME].

Not "Am farking from bar with blackberry"

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

"hey girl. you do shiat?"

I'd like to berry myself in your bosom.

Hi....do you swallow?

Hey, would you buy me a drink?

"Hi, you are very attractive. How do I know? I have a 10-year-old athletic son. Do you...sure. Lust after you...not hardly."

Who has two thumbs and just got greenlighted on FARK?

"It's not like I'm some loser that would be browsing Fark on his blackberry while he's at a bar"

use the one from your GIS search

I want you in the worst way possible..... standing up in a hammock.

Hey, would you like to hear what a collective think tank of sweatpantsed-glob guts with worn out keyboards wants me to say about your tits?

Excuse me while I whip this out...

My armor isn't the only thing that increases by 370% in bear form

or

Baby, you must be hit-capped, because I can't resist you.

The blood of my victims cleanses the earth. Want to catch a movie?

hi. i invented ranch dressing. youre welcome.

"i'll eat your pussy like it was my last meal."

stop reading the internet would be a good place to start!

How is babby formed?

Alternatively, you can try, "Hello, I'm a biatchy little Wentz who is too afraid to just strike up a conversation and feels I should rely on lines that I get from strangers. So, yes, this isn't going to go far and even if you are pathetic enough to fall for this, you are going to break my heart."

"Hey baby wanna Fark?"



/Then show her your blackberry with Fark open.
//Or take her back to your place and actually fark.
//Up to you.

"So, uh...do you do anal?"

hello my name is
hello my name is
hello my name is
slim shady

"you ever see American Psycho, it's like the director got in my head."

More like (VD).

I am wealthy.

Will you, uh fark me?

Do you like furries?

"You'll do."

Hi. I suck at this, but I just want to know your name.

HOW I MINE FOR FISH?

Not being on Fark on your Blackberry is Step 1.

Hey have you ever heard about flapping astronaughts?
It has to do with cleaning hydrazine from the suits

You look like you'd fit inside a suitcase perfectly!

"Hey, I have no life, can we share yours??"

Nothing. You're at a bar on your Blackberry. You're either a nerd, or a douche, or both.

Have fun masturbating!

Pretend to spill a drink on yourself. Say "oops, this is why i can't have nice things."

Then accidentally light the drink on fire, and run around singing the "freecreditreport.com" song.

And if that doesn't work, hi usually does.

Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS

"well you're a 6 or a 7 for (whatever city you are in) but you could be a 9 or a 10 with my dick in your mouth."

yeah!

Mind if I take a picture of your boobs and post it to a website?

The back of your head is ridiculous.

So list... Can I have your number?

"Hi, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

"So... Do you live around here often?"

"Were you as lonely on Valentine's Day as I was?"

SilentStrider: Pretend to spill a drink on yourself. Say "oops, this is why i can't have nice things."

Then accidentally light the drink on fire, and run around singing the "freecreditreport.com" song.

And if that doesn't work, hi usually does.


enabling voting this time.

I can run faster horny than you can scared :D

Shouldn't a thread like this already be epic before it gets greened?

I'll bet you $50 that you won't fark me...