Subby- you are made for fark.

...aaaaand no pic.

This article definitely beat the one I saw earlier linking to it. I still love this quote:

"She's very active. The bar stool doesn't seem to be impairing her to any great degree," he observed. "She just looks kind of goofy."

Classic.

I have no idea what you're talking about

Show me your rack on a bar stool or GTFO!

Which one of you is Ben Hur?!?!?

Outstanding comment FTA: "What's up with people? Don't they have anything better to do then bother innocent animals? I'm for the animal and this is not a joke of any nature."

So......this wingnut thinks someone sneaked up to a wild elk and jammed a barstool on her head? Man, I'd pay money to have seen that one.

Nice...but UWOP.

The Order of Elks can throw a mean party.

At least I can imagine what it looks like.

Rule 34?

Come on, who among us has not had this happen...

So, a moose walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"...
The moose ermed and erred and stuck a seat on its head while it thought what to order. The barman said "Now you're just stooling for time."

scrumpox: Which one of you is Ben Hur?!?!?

I don't know, but he/she is fapping to alot of Fark links!
/snickers

pics or it didn't happen

Pics or GTFO

How does this shiat get greenlit?

Was going to make a "nice rack" comment, but RTFA and determined the elk is a cow.

Article is useless without pics

titwrench: Rule 34?

If you fap to thoughts of a cow elk with a barstool on her head, you may be too depraved even for Fark.

Wow...i just wasted my time clicking on this thread, subgenius.

Talon: Article is useless without pics

This

ShamWowofDamocles: Was going to make a "nice rack" comment, but RTFA and determined the elk is a cow.

Well, wouldnt she have to be? I'm not into moobs.

a barstool with a Moose head stuck in it...
close enough to an elk with a barstool stuck on its head???

This thread is useless without pics

Okay, so my thought is... if cow elk do not grow antlers, what we may have here is the first documented case of a transgender elk.

/just sayin'

rosella: a barstool with a Moose head stuck in it...
close enough to an elk with a barstool stuck on its head???

chef_riggy: AND here's a cat with toast on its head...

That doesn't look like toast, just a slice of bread.
You need to post a pic where the cat has toast on its head.

Fark it, now I really, really need to see a an elk with a barstool on it's head.

From the Aspen Times article:
although several callers have suggested that perhaps the elk picked up the stool during a visit to the Brush Creek Saloon or the Dusty Boot Saloon.

This is why I avoid the mountains, bar-hopping elk who get so wasted they walk out with bar stools on their head.

Tripp Johnston Private Eye

You owe me a keyboard and a dram of whisky.

/ow, my nose

FTFA: cg commented 1 day 2 hours 13 minutes ago
What's up with people? Don't they have anything better to do then bother innocent animals? I'm for the animal and this is not a joke of any nature. This has to be a nutty person who went crazy and picked on an animal. If bored or recession hit your home, sorry, but lots of commuity and volunteer help you can do to make a "good difference" in organizations needing a helping hand. I sure hope you get caught performing your actions one too many times.

Here is a bar stool. Over there is an elk. I would like to see you try to get the bar stool onto the elk's head without getting stomped to death. Go ahead, Mr. Darwin and I are just going to wait over here.

Just ignore it or they will all want one.

This thread is making me hungry.

Realtorofthemonth:

I did it for the lulz.

Spider Dijon: Tripp Johnston Private Eye

You owe me a keyboard and a dram of whisky.

/ow, my nose

:D

realtorofthemonth: Trip Johnston Private Eye:

why would someone even paint that?

Does comedy really need a point?

Shinreineko: Wakey-noms

Ahahaha! Best lolcat in months!

Would a stool increase the point count by four?

FAIL

No picture. WTF

Kevin5280: chef_riggy: AND here's a cat with toast on its head...

That doesn't look like toast, just a slice of bread.
You need to post a pic where the cat has toast on its head.



Close enough?

The following is my approval of this thread and the contents therein, which was written entirely by me and follows forthwith...

*ahem

*cough

*cough *cough

Still no pictures of an elk with a bar stool on his head, but the picture of Sara Palin is for the ages!

swamp_of_dumb: The following is my approval of this thread and the contents therein, which was written entirely by me and follows forthwith...

*ahem

*cough

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Ann Elk (Miss)

I'm kinda late to the party but here's my dog with a fire alarm on her head.

Inevita: Okay, so my thought is... if cow elk do not grow antlers, what we may have here is the first documented case of a transgender elk.

/just sayin'

Who said anything about antlers?

Best line from article:
"several callers have suggested that perhaps the elk picked up the stool during a visit to a local saloon."