put a space diaper on him

Box of Depends, problem solved.

40-50 a day? What - is he getting an enema every 30 minutes?

I call shiananigans.

Prisoner excused?
You're shiatting me.

That stinks.

Oops, failed to mention:

POOP THREAD

Benevolent Misanthrope: 40-50 a day? What - is he getting an enema every 30 minutes?

I call shiananigans.

One or two a day = medically necessary

40-50 a day = fetish.

Oh, and superbovine, you're going to hell for making me see that anigif

So why not do more video conferencing? I'll bet it would save the court systems a bit of gas money.

Well ain't that a gas?

Well, thats crappy.

I am really starting to get a pet peeve about poorly written journalism.

shiat thread? Ain't that some Brown n' Squirt Sausage.

Ack

So...get a REALLY LONG HOSE. Duh.

Shyla: I am really starting to get a pet peeve about poorly written journalism.

This actually made me upset so much that I couldn't read the article. It's written the way a some yuppy asshole who thinks he's "street" would speak.

skinink: He's an Enema of the State?

Nicely done!

Butt plug?

Well, you know he isnt gettin' teh man rape in prison with 3-mile-island up his ass.

I heard that sometimes prisoners have to wear diapers because of the constant gang rapes. Their buttholes loose the elasticity.

As long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I heard that sometimes prisoners have to wear diapers because of the constant gang rapes. Their buttholes loose the elasticity.

Sounds more like this guy is just pre-empting the system. I've known gay sex workers with tight assholes, so I'm not sure how bad you'd need to get assaulted before you lost your stretchyness.

what_now: Shyla: I am really starting to get a pet peeve about poorly written journalism.

This actually made me upset so much that I couldn't read the article. It's written the way a some yuppy asshole who thinks he's "street" would speak.

I just skimmed over it after the "opening". It's so annoying.

see more pwn and owned pictures

He's charged in Providence with trying to hire a hit man to kill Bobby DeLuca, a mobster whom the Saint detests more than somewhat.

Oh I see, kinda like this author's attitude toward quality writing.

Is it just me, or does he look kinda like Popeye?

Or should I say Poopeye? LOLOLOLOL

kidsizedcoffin: As long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

They changed the name of that planet a long time ago to stop all the jokes.

It's called Urectum now.

Was it Ted Nugent?

Gyrfalcon: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I heard that sometimes prisoners have to wear diapers because of the constant gang rapes. Their buttholes loose the elasticity.

Sounds more like this guy is just pre-empting the system. I've known gay sex workers with tight assholes, so I'm not sure how bad you'd need to get assaulted before you lost your stretchyness.

Think about your friend taking on all the clients he would usually see in a year, all in the course of a few hours, and with the only lube being the victim's blood and of course the semen of the ones who have already taken their turn.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: Gyrfalcon: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I heard that sometimes prisoners have to wear diapers because of the constant gang rapes. Their buttholes loose the elasticity.

Sounds more like this guy is just pre-empting the system. I've known gay sex workers with tight assholes, so I'm not sure how bad you'd need to get assaulted before you lost your stretchyness.

Think about your friend taking on all the clients he would usually see in a year, all in the course of a few hours, and with the only lube being the victim's blood and of course the semen of the ones who have already taken their turn.

Why are you so knowledgable about this topic?

This amazes me. In a state like Massachusetts we can't get a special vehicle built for this guy to make the run to Rhode Island in comfort and cleanliness?

I mean really. What could it possibly cost the taxpayers? A couple hundred thousand dollars?

We are living in a cold hearted state.

"Cut, print, kill the pig writer!"

It's amazing what shiat they'll put on the front page around here.

Oh wait...

I think he looks like this guy.

/With a lock on the door
//That ride could be worse punishment than prison

NotWithoutAsswelts: APPROVE

?

Hahaha, Howie Carr is the man I want on this story. God bless him.

So why not get the guy a port-o-potty and a flat bed truck for the ride? Wheel him into court and set his butt on a 5 gallon bucket with a trash can liner, and there ya go! Justice served.

Why would a man who needed 40-50 enemas a day need special provisions to *not* poop long enough to make a 2 hour trip?

texastag: /With a lock on the door
//That ride could be worse punishment than prison

Never seen a TARDIS with wheels

/Dr. Pooooooooooooooo...

Garth Pancake: [groans] IBS.
Gawain MacSam: You be what?

/Really? The first Ladykillers reference?

I have Crohn's disease, so I'm really getting a kick...

Seriously though, the gas produced by someone with poor bowel health is seriously foul. I could understand not wanting to ride in a vehicle with this guy, even if he wasn't giving himself half hourly enemas on the way there.

Eh, I don't see the problem with just letting him participate via video... he has a verifiable medical condition that limits his ability to travel, the trial is still going as it would anyways, so I see no particular interest for the state to spend the money on transporting him just for the hell of it.

guy should have stayed out of the peanut butter