She gangbanged the entire SWAT team?

No Catchy Nickname: She gangbanged the entire SWAT team?

I think I may still have that movie on VHS somewhere.

I don't get it. She flies from Germany to NZ to meet this guy last Sunday. The article says she "became increasingly alarmed", but stayed with him for almost a week anyway? She didn't bother to call her friends? And did the cops watch the house from the time her friends called them until she came back there last night?

The cops say they're not going to press any charges against him, so that means he didn't keep her against her will. The whole incident is just weird.

brigid_fitch: I don't get it. She flies from Germany to NZ to meet this guy last Sunday. The article says she "became increasingly alarmed", but stayed with him for almost a week anyway? She didn't bother to call her friends? And did the cops watch the house from the time her friends called them until she came back there last night?

The cops say they're not going to press any charges against him, so that means he didn't keep her against her will. The whole incident is just weird.

I had the same questions. She was grateful for their intervention, but hadn't attempted any kind of escape. So, was her plan of getting rid of this guy just to wait till the SWAT team showed up? Wow. That's a plan.

Does she go through life that way? (That might be a good way to get through the next boring meeting, though--imagine SWAT breaking down a door...)

That might be a good way to get through the next boring meeting, though--imagine SWAT breaking down a door...

Imagine the pirates of the Crimson Permanent Assurance breaking down the window.

The 30-year-old woman arrived in Dunedin to find the man she had met online was "not who he had portrayed himself to be"

No shiat, you dumb whore.

Otherwise known as Thursday.

Even if he sucked, at least she got to go to NZ. I don't blame her for hanging out with him for a week, I'd have done the same thing if his place was near the beach!

I guess he used some pretty crafty myspace angles. ;)

lmb1982: Even if he sucked, at least she got to go to NZ. I don't blame her for hanging out with him for a week, I'd have done the same thing if his place was near the beach!

But she lived in Germany, seems to me like she downgraded. At least the French beaches are closer.

ZAZ: Crimson Permanent Assurance


Was there a lacking of hats in the house?

I'd love a SWAT team to finish me off...

You mean to tell me there are girls on the internet.

peon36: lmb1982: Even if he sucked, at least she got to go to NZ. I don't blame her for hanging out with him for a week, I'd have done the same thing if his place was near the beach!

But she lived in Germany, seems to me like she downgraded. At least the French beaches are closer.

Maybe, I wouldn't know. The furthest I've been away from home is Mexico. I've always wanted to go to NZ though... France wouldn't be bad either, I guess ;)

Krantzstone: I guess he used some pretty crafty myspace angles. ;)

Fancy meeting you in a thread about predatory online dating and the inevitable fall out it produces. :)

brigid_fitch: I don't get it. She flies from Germany to NZ to meet this guy last Sunday. The article says she "became increasingly alarmed", but stayed with him for almost a week anyway? She didn't bother to call her friends? And did the cops watch the house from the time her friends called them until she came back there last night?

The cops say they're not going to press any charges against him, so that means he didn't keep her against her will. The whole incident is just weird.

Doesn't the first bold pretty much already explain the second?

No Catchy Nickname: She gangbanged the entire SWAT team?

bukkake.

/bukkake?
//bukkake!

RandomNed: No Catchy Nickname: She gangbanged the entire SWAT team?

bukkake.

/bukkake?
//bukkake!

you said bukkake three times.

So I guess she was disappointed that he didn't really look like George Clooney?

If someone isn't getting arrested, or at least handcuffed, why bother?

What a completely worthless article. It doesn't even say what the hell happened.

In any case, on one first date, the girl I was with wound up getting arrested by Military Police. Nothing quite like watching your date get thrown on the hood of your car and getting cuffed and dragged away by soldiers in front of your eyes.

That was an interesting weekend, to say the least.

That must have been one nasty gang-bang ending.

ZAZ: Imagine the pirates of the Crimson Permanent Assurance breaking down the window.

We apologize for the temporary interruption due to the attack by the supporting feature.

I live in Dunedin. Last month some crazy dude chased his girlfriend down the street with a knife and killed her. Last year some other guy murdered is ex-girlfriend in her parent's driveway. The dating scene here is harsh.

If I knew you could call in a SWAT team to end a date, I would have saved myself many a long night and dented checkbook.

No Catchy Nickname: She gangbanged the entire SWAT team?

Done in one.

This is how I met the ex-girlfriend. It went on seven years but turned out pretty much the same.

BumpInTheNight: Krantzstone: I guess he used some pretty crafty myspace angles. ;)

Fancy meeting you in a thread about predatory online dating and the inevitable fall out it produces. :)


I've been lucky... all the MUD chicks I eventually went on to meet iRL were actually female. And strangely, not entirely crazy (just moderately). I gave up internet dating women outside of my area code a while back, however. Having to buy plane tickets all the time was getting to be a hassle. ;)

When I think of how many MUD couples I know who met on-line, and eventually got married (and/or divorced), it's kind of weird. I know just as many which turned out horribly badly, however. I think mine were somewhere in between: it was fun at the time, but wouldn't really want to do it again.

Hence, no hitting on FARKettes/TFettes. Well, unless they actually live in the same city.

/none have involved SWAT, however

CitizenTed: If I knew you could call in a SWAT team to end a date, I would have saved myself many a long night and dented checkbook.

No shiat. I wish I had known about this option a few different times, some of which involving travel (though only an hour or two, not across oceans)

At least the French beaches are closer.


/ True, but they're full of French *SPIT* people!

bucket_chemist Quote 2009-02-15 07:37:21 PM
I live in Dunedin. Last month some crazy dude chased his girlfriend down the street with a knife and killed her. Last year some other guy murdered is ex-girlfriend in her parent's driveway. The dating scene here is harsh.


- That's because all you people 'Down Under' are living your lives UPSIDE-DOWN!!!

Dunedin, Florida?

The woman told detectives yesterday she had become increasingly alarmed since meeting the man at Dunedin Airport on February 8 because it was obvious the man had lied to her about his personal circumstances ...

So, he wasn't rich, gold digger?

I agree with the general consensus (what a radical statement), the article just plain sucks.

How on earth did they get from "some friends are worried about her" to "showing up with an entire SWAT team"?

Without this vital info, the story is useless. Makes no sense.

Did this poor guy do anything to justify this level of force? Other than not be exactly what he advertised on the Internet, which is right there with "lying on your resume" in terms of things which are technically wrong, but everybody does it anyhow. And tell me, dearie... were you exactly how you described yourself to him?

Oh, but that's different, right?

How "increasingly alarmed" does one have to get to a) Not just leave, but b) call SWAT instead?

I'm thinking she just wanted to meet some hot guys in commando gear to finish off her weekend with.

/pant pant pant
//wouldn't be bukkake with a SWAT team, more like high-caliber gangbang.
///not like I'd know

baercat: Dunedin, Florida?

Dunedin, New Zealand. Derived from the Gaelic for Edinburgh. I assume some Scotsmen went to Florida as well. Or perhaps the Floridian town planners were lazy and stole city names from the antipodes - Florida has a Wellington and a Melbourne too.

That's how I like mine to end...

This kind of date?

/I love you, Pumpkin.
//I love you, Honey Bunny.

El Morro: What a completely worthless article. It doesn't even say what the hell happened.

In any case, on one first date, the girl I was with wound up getting arrested by Military Police. Nothing quite like watching your date get thrown on the hood of your car and getting cuffed and dragged away by soldiers in front of your eyes.

That was an interesting weekend, to say the least.

What? Was she AWOL or something?

safety-math: What? Was she AWOL or something?

She was a Marine and we went out to pick up wine and food. On the way back, the soldier at the checkpoint didn't know who I was and asked both of us for ID (protocol). I guess she was trying to look big in front of me, so she insisted he let us through without showing him her ID (I showed mine immediately). She mouthed off to him, threatened to make him look like a fool in front of other soldiers the next time she saw him, and it just got worse and worse, to the point where he said "You know what? F*ck it." He called for the MPs, who promptly pulled her out of my ride, cuffed her and took her away. Good times.

What the heck is your problem, McHugh?

/got nuthin'

El Morro: safety-math: What? Was she AWOL or something?

She was a Marine and we went out to pick up wine and food. On the way back, the soldier at the checkpoint didn't know who I was and asked both of us for ID (protocol). I guess she was trying to look big in front of me, so she insisted he let us through without showing him her ID (I showed mine immediately). She mouthed off to him, threatened to make him look like a fool in front of other soldiers the next time she saw him, and it just got worse and worse, to the point where he said "You know what? F*ck it." He called for the MPs, who promptly pulled her out of my ride, cuffed her and took her away. Good times.

That is an absolutely hysterical story.

I guess they caught on to the 'free boat' trick, so they had to come up with something new.

ugh, wrong thread.

El Morro: safety-math: What? Was she AWOL or something?

She was a Marine and we went out to pick up wine and food. On the way back, the soldier at the checkpoint didn't know who I was and asked both of us for ID (protocol). I guess she was trying to look big in front of me, so she insisted he let us through without showing him her ID (I showed mine immediately). She mouthed off to him, threatened to make him look like a fool in front of other soldiers the next time she saw him, and it just got worse and worse, to the point where he said "You know what? F*ck it." He called for the MPs, who promptly pulled her out of my ride, cuffed her and took her away. Good times.

Great story! I think the MPs might have helped you dodge a bullet.

Someone on the internet lied?
That is it. I'm shutting it down.
Unplug your Ethernet cables and go outside.

pureobscure: El Morro: safety-math: What? Was she AWOL or something?

She was a Marine and we went out to pick up wine and food. On the way back, the soldier at the checkpoint didn't know who I was and asked both of us for ID (protocol). I guess she was trying to look big in front of me, so she insisted he let us through without showing him her ID (I showed mine immediately). She mouthed off to him, threatened to make him look like a fool in front of other soldiers the next time she saw him, and it just got worse and worse, to the point where he said "You know what? F*ck it." He called for the MPs, who promptly pulled her out of my ride, cuffed her and took her away. Good times.

Great story! I think the MPs might have helped you dodge a bullet.

That, or helped set him up for the best date ever.

"Wait, we have alcohol and she's bent over the hood of the jeep handcuffed. We can still salvage this evening!"