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(News.com.au) Followup Caption of the year: "The couple in happier times, before Hassan removed his wife's head"   (blogs.news.com.au) divider line 280
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Doublek111 2009-02-15 12:20:48 PM  
I vote for this one, primarily because I submitted it.

 
Doublek111 2009-02-15 12:22:02 PM  
Doublek111: I vote for this one, primarily because I submitted it.

a green light! yeah for me

 
Kitwilly [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 12:27:04 PM  
New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims. He is currently under arrest for beheading his wife.

I dont think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.

 
mr_crash_davis 2009-02-15 12:51:49 PM  
I laughed at the page title:

HASSAN CHOP!

tbn3.google.com

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:00:11 PM  
URL: http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/..../comments/hassan_chop/

Hassan Chop! (^)

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:01:27 PM  
mr_crash_davis: I laughed at the page title:

I would've posted mine first, but I got distracted looking for the perfect "Hassan Chop" image to use.

 
LadyHawke [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:20:28 PM  
I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:23:53 PM  
LadyHawke;

I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

That is what happens when you turn down a mod.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:48:02 PM  
badgerb: LadyHawke;

I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

That is what happens when you turn down a mod.


mods greenlight articles now? cool!

 
smooshie [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 02:07:56 PM  
I submitted the original greenlit article.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 02:13:31 PM  
Soooooo

how's that "improving the views about Muslims" thing working out for ya!

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 02:20:57 PM  
baka-san: Soooooo

how's that "improving the views about Muslims" thing working out for ya!


It came to a head.

 
hadamhiram 2009-02-15 02:58:24 PM  
Religion of Piece(s)?

 
spectrek 2009-02-15 02:58:33 PM  
And that spiritually sick religion wants to spread itself over the globe. Obama, keep up the fire!

 
The_HR_Issue [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 02:59:51 PM  
FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims

Yeah.. I don't think you should be the poster boy for that program.

 
somemoron 2009-02-15 03:00:17 PM  
It came to a head.

Whoa whoa whoa there champ. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

\Window seat
\\Not for the head joke, for the awful joke
\\\Even Satan groaned

 
Nightsweat 2009-02-15 03:01:10 PM  
The guy just wanted some head from his wife...

 
quetranza 2009-02-15 03:01:46 PM  
This might have the effect of cutting off support for Muslims.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:02:24 PM  
Yeah, this guy really did a lot to help his cause. Why doesn't he just deep fry some kittens alive, then fire a baby out of a cannon in the name of Allah?

 
theflatline 2009-02-15 03:02:30 PM  
What happened to good old wife beatings where they just had to wear long sleeves and turtle necks a couple days a week?

Savages.

 
grinderman 2009-02-15 03:02:41 PM  
Aarontology It came to a head.
somemoron Whoa whoa whoa there champ. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

At least he still has some body.

 
Kohl 2009-02-15 03:02:49 PM  
Hassan Chop (new window)

Title is funnier than caption

 
FarkinHostile 2009-02-15 03:03:32 PM  
img.photobucket.com


"If you behead your wife......you might be a Muslim."



/Posted this in last thread about this same topic.
//Thought it was one of my better jokes

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-15 03:03:42 PM  
Reality is guilty of stereotyping.

 
FarkinHostile 2009-02-15 03:05:19 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache

Why doesn't he just deep fry some kittens alive, then fire a baby out of a cannon in the name of Allah?



Because it's not in the Quran, DUH!

 
Tentacle 2009-02-15 03:05:24 PM  
FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims.*

*Final product may differ from image shown.

 
Malinki 2009-02-15 03:05:35 PM  
blogs.news.com.au

What decapitation may look like.

 
qate 2009-02-15 03:08:46 PM  
FTA: "New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims. He is currently under arrest for beheading his wife."

um... FAIL

 
Tentacle 2009-02-15 03:08:57 PM  
Nightsweat: The guy just wanted some head from his wife...

That gave me a flashback of that truck scene in French horror movie Haute Tension...

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-15 03:09:55 PM  
Needs pic of some muslim doing a face palm.

/prefereably one not holding a bomb.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:10:00 PM  
OH... it's "with this ring I BE WED..." oops.

 
Apik0r0s 2009-02-15 03:10:29 PM  
Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-02-15 03:11:02 PM  
Sometimes I think the characterisation of many Muslims as primitive savages is just bigotry.

Then I read a story like this every week.

 
Farkin' Uke 2009-02-15 03:11:39 PM  
Apik0r0s: Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!


THAT should get this trainwreck moving...

 
SciHobot 2009-02-15 03:11:57 PM  
Well, at least I won't be alone in hell based on the comments in this thread.

Because, well,

I'd hit it, even with the guarantee of no head.

 
OgreMagi 2009-02-15 03:12:25 PM  
I submitted this story with a better headline, in my opinion:

"When you create an organization to promote a positive image of Islam, do you, a) emphasize the diverse cultures of the middle east, b) emphasize the art and literature of Islam, c) behead your wife?"

 
otterly_delicious [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:13:05 PM  
The_HR_Issue: FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims

Yeah.. I don't think you should be the poster boy for that program.


Well, he's just beheading his own, not random people.

 
Hoopy Frood 2009-02-15 03:13:12 PM  
Happier times for her, at least.

 
Hoban Washburne 2009-02-15 03:13:27 PM  
blogs.news.com.au

Was that bad? Was I not supposed to do that?

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-02-15 03:14:19 PM  
Apik0r0s: Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!


Calling Doctor Phells to surgery, we have a severe case of moral equivalency.

 
Ninja Wicked 2009-02-15 03:14:59 PM  
Hoopy Frood: Happier times for her, at least.

BA DUM TSSSSSHHHHH

 
Zimmy 2009-02-15 03:15:04 PM  
Suffice to say, she won't be giving him head anymore.

 
theoneontheleft 2009-02-15 03:15:06 PM  
If people are this bad when assuming a short tempered universe maker is watching their every move...

 
Heamer 2009-02-15 03:15:46 PM  
mr_crash_davis: I laughed at the page title:

HASSAN CHOP!


First thing I thought of.

 
paygun 2009-02-15 03:16:18 PM  
Does the Koran say it's ok to chop off your wife's head?

 
FarkinHostile 2009-02-15 03:17:50 PM  
paygun

Does the Koran say it's ok to chop off your wife's head?


Page 1.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-02-15 03:19:19 PM  
biatch, that's the last time you're sticking a VHS into the UMatic machine!
/Hassan Chop!

 
New Moon Rabbit 2009-02-15 03:20:13 PM  
OgreMagi: I submitted this story with a better headline, in my opinion:

"When you create an organization to promote a positive image of Islam, do you, a) emphasize the diverse cultures of the middle east, b) emphasize the art and literature of Islam, c) behead your wife?"


A better headline? Umm, I would have to say "No" on that one...

 
Fano 2009-02-15 03:20:37 PM  
Muslim women give the best head.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2009-02-15 03:21:05 PM  
Because burying her up to her neck and bashing her head in with rocks would've been too plebian for such a sophisticated individual as himself.

 
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