I vote for this one, primarily because I submitted it.

Doublek111: I vote for this one, primarily because I submitted it.

a green light! yeah for me

New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims. He is currently under arrest for beheading his wife.

I dont think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.

I laughed at the page title:

HASSAN CHOP!

URL: http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/..../comments/hassan_chop/

Hassan Chop! (^)

mr_crash_davis: I laughed at the page title:

I would've posted mine first, but I got distracted looking for the perfect "Hassan Chop" image to use.

I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

LadyHawke;

I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

That is what happens when you turn down a mod.

badgerb: LadyHawke;

I submitted this a day or two ago using the ironic tag and it was redlit.

That is what happens when you turn down a mod.

mods greenlight articles now? cool!

I submitted the original greenlit article.

Soooooo

how's that "improving the views about Muslims" thing working out for ya!

baka-san: Soooooo

how's that "improving the views about Muslims" thing working out for ya!

It came to a head.

Religion of Piece(s)?

And that spiritually sick religion wants to spread itself over the globe. Obama, keep up the fire!

FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims

Yeah.. I don't think you should be the poster boy for that program.

It came to a head.

Whoa whoa whoa there champ. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

\Window seat
\\Not for the head joke, for the awful joke
\\\Even Satan groaned

The guy just wanted some head from his wife...

This might have the effect of cutting off support for Muslims.

Yeah, this guy really did a lot to help his cause. Why doesn't he just deep fry some kittens alive, then fire a baby out of a cannon in the name of Allah?

What happened to good old wife beatings where they just had to wear long sleeves and turtle necks a couple days a week?

Savages.

Aarontology It came to a head.
somemoron Whoa whoa whoa there champ. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

At least he still has some body.

Hassan Chop (new window)

Title is funnier than caption

"If you behead your wife......you might be a Muslim."



/Posted this in last thread about this same topic.
//Thought it was one of my better jokes

Reality is guilty of stereotyping.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

Why doesn't he just deep fry some kittens alive, then fire a baby out of a cannon in the name of Allah?



Because it's not in the Quran, DUH!

FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims.*

*Final product may differ from image shown.

What decapitation may look like.

FTA: "New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims. He is currently under arrest for beheading his wife."

um... FAIL

Nightsweat: The guy just wanted some head from his wife...

That gave me a flashback of that truck scene in French horror movie Haute Tension...

Needs pic of some muslim doing a face palm.

/prefereably one not holding a bomb.

OH... it's "with this ring I BE WED..." oops.

Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!

Sometimes I think the characterisation of many Muslims as primitive savages is just bigotry.

Then I read a story like this every week.

Apik0r0s: Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!

THAT should get this trainwreck moving...

Well, at least I won't be alone in hell based on the comments in this thread.

Because, well,

I'd hit it, even with the guarantee of no head.

I submitted this story with a better headline, in my opinion:

"When you create an organization to promote a positive image of Islam, do you, a) emphasize the diverse cultures of the middle east, b) emphasize the art and literature of Islam, c) behead your wife?"

The_HR_Issue: FTA: New York man Muzzammil Hassan founded pro-Islam station Bridges TV five years ago to combat the negative public image of Muslims

Yeah.. I don't think you should be the poster boy for that program.

Well, he's just beheading his own, not random people.

Happier times for her, at least.

Was that bad? Was I not supposed to do that?

Apik0r0s: Goodness knows that no Christian, Jew or Hindu has ever killed his wife.

Death to Islam!

Calling Doctor Phells to surgery, we have a severe case of moral equivalency.

Hoopy Frood: Happier times for her, at least.

BA DUM TSSSSSHHHHH

Suffice to say, she won't be giving him head anymore.

If people are this bad when assuming a short tempered universe maker is watching their every move...

mr_crash_davis: I laughed at the page title:

HASSAN CHOP!

First thing I thought of.

Does the Koran say it's ok to chop off your wife's head?

paygun

Does the Koran say it's ok to chop off your wife's head?


Page 1.

biatch, that's the last time you're sticking a VHS into the UMatic machine!
/Hassan Chop!

OgreMagi: I submitted this story with a better headline, in my opinion:

"When you create an organization to promote a positive image of Islam, do you, a) emphasize the diverse cultures of the middle east, b) emphasize the art and literature of Islam, c) behead your wife?"

A better headline? Umm, I would have to say "No" on that one...

Muslim women give the best head.

Because burying her up to her neck and bashing her head in with rocks would've been too plebian for such a sophisticated individual as himself.