What the fark

Farkers called this one. I don't know how, but they did. Aside from the "father" looking like he's seven years old.

A couple of decades ago, my brother was told that he was the father of a baby boy. He had indeed had unprotected sex with the woman who was making the claim.

So had at least half a dozen other men, he later found out. All at the proper time to make them prospective fathers.

My brother was singled out as the father because 1)he had a very lucrative job at the time, and 2)he was the only one of the potential fathers who wasn't in jail ;)

"Just can't get enough,
just can't get enough."

Steve Steve Steve

Is that seven including or not including her father?

When you see this level of promiscuity in a girl that age its a dead lock she's a sexual abuse victim

Two teenagers have come forward to claim paternity for the baby girl fathered by 13-year-old Alfie Patten, amid reports the child's mother Chantelle Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight boys.

The mother is obviously trying to make ends meet by doubling up as the village taxi.

Has anyone thought to ask the 13-year-old if he's even capable of fathering a child? I assume either the doctors would verify he can produce semen, because 13 seems like the youngest end of that spectrum, does it not? Maybe I just think he's too young because he looks like he's 7.

Try not to ride any dick on the way through the parking lot!


/only 15, and already farked enough guys to defend a peasant village against a gang of bandits

have a feeling this is gonna be like when that one chick had something like 5 or 6 guys tested, and none were the father.

PoopStain: I_Hate_Iowa: I assume either the doctors would verify he can produce semen, because 13 seems like the youngest end of that spectrum, does it not?
Uh, no.
Been spanking it since the ripe old age of 10.

You can spank it all you like, but it might not have any sperm in it.

So you don't have to feel guilty about all those precious, precious, lives you destroyed.

A 15 year old girl having sex with more than one boy? The fark you say!

I_Hate_Iowa: Has anyone thought to ask the 13-year-old if he's even capable of fathering a child? I assume either the doctors would verify he can produce semen, because 13 seems like the youngest end of that spectrum, does it not? Maybe I just think he's too young because he looks like he's 7.

That's what I was thinking because his, uh, manhood probably looks 7 as well. Obviously he has some kind of developmental lag going on.

I_Hate_Iowa: I assume either the doctors would verify he can produce semen

Yeh, you'd think that? And I bet you'd insist those doctors keep trying every imaginable way.

Have any of these kids ever heard of a farking condom?

Take the biatch out back and shoot her.

If the gender pandering misandric judical system will allow you.
Get a DNA test. If the biatch refuses you have your answer.

Where's Maury when you need him?

Maury hasn't been seen since the taping of "My 8-Year-Old Will Eat Anything!"

SpinStopper: My brother was singled out as the father because 1)he had a very lucrative job at the time, and 2)he was the only one of the potential fathers who wasn't in jail ;)

And when your brother was proven not to be the father through DNA the courts deemed it his "for the good of the child" anyway?

How many 15 year old girls have gotten pregnant, and had multiple sex partners? I mean, I don't think this would be a "story" like this in the U.S., unless all the guys were like 25.

And from other things I've read, this isn't that uncommon in Britain as well.

Just wondering why this situation got singled out, other than the initial prospective "dad" looked to be about 8 years old.

Have any of these kids ever heard of a farking condom?

TFA suggests that five have and three have not. Only two more claim to be the father.

Magorn: Is that seven including or not including her father?

When you see this level of promiscuity in a girl that age its a dead lock she's a sexual abuse victim

Not really.

Broadcastdave: was proven not to be the father through DNA

Did you even read the whole post...

dletter: Just wondering why this situation got singled out, other than the initial prospective "dad" looked to be about 8 years old.

More than likely it was just shear chance, sure it happens and not every story makes even local news, it just happened to pick up. the news is created sometimes because nothing else is going on so other outlets just jump on it. (like 7 guys jumped on her)

This is why we need mandatory paternal testing.

Also:

Rock-a-bye baby,
On the the tree top.
Your mother's a whore,
I ain't your pop!

/OH!

Paternity tests should be mandatory at all births.


Discuss.

Why are these boys stepping forward about being a potential father? You would think that they would have taken the 'get out of free' jail card. I guess it's admirable.

Oh, so she's a whore.

The_Sponge

This is why we need mandatory paternal testing.


We almost finished at the same time. You couldn't hold out just a few more seconds? I was almost there.

Can we have a UK farker give us Amerikans a good definition of a "CHAV"? Good luck infant, good luck.

What I am wondering is why hasn't this 13 year old been put on the sexual predator list for having sex with a 15 year old girl??

Regardless of who actually knocked this junior miss slag up, the parents can take comfort in the fact that they can milk thousands of dollars out of the talk show circuit by shredding what bits of their dignity remain by doing shows called "My Daughter, the Jailbait Skank". I hear you get free limo rides, too.

Surely Oprah can wrest a tear for this fallen angel from the brain dead masses of soccer moms and welfare cheats who are glued to their sets, every afternoon.

Magorn: Is that seven including or not including her father?

When you see this level of promiscuity in a girl that age its a dead lock she's a sexual abuse victim

a) If only their was somewhere you could go to get the detalis of the story.

b) sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

FarkinHostile: The_Sponge

This is why we need mandatory paternal testing.


We almost finished at the same time. You couldn't hold out just a few more seconds? I was almost there.


I'm officially creeped out.

*Leaving the thread to take a shower*

dletter: How many 15 year old girls have gotten pregnant, and had multiple sex partners? I mean, I don't think this would be a "story" like this in the U.S., unless all the guys were like 25.

And from other things I've read, this isn't that uncommon in Britain as well.

Just wondering why this situation got singled out, other than the initial prospective "dad" looked to be about 8 years old.


Its not unheard of. There's many 15 y/o girls that come into the hospital and deliver babies of potentially several fathers. In the US, they're often poor and black (thus, not newsworthy...).

Who knows why the british media picked it up initially, but it snowballed.

Probably because the first "father" is a rather innocent looking young boy and all parties seem willing to get their 15 minutes of fame.

The only episodes of Maury worth watching are the "teen girls who dress too sexy" ones.

//giggity

came for the pedobear pics, leaving disappointed.

Then I saw the pic of the hoe and now all is well.

Tackboard: What I am wondering is why hasn't this 13 year old been put on the sexual predator list for having sex with a 15 year old girl??


Can you imagine Chris Hansen nailing a 13 year old boy on "Dateline"?

/Lots of crying and "please don't tell my parents".

The_Sponge: Can you imagine Chris Hansen nailing a 13 year old boy on "Dateline"?


NO PUN INTENDED!

Usually when a biatch goes into heat, you keep her inside. I blame the parents for this one.

"I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I'm really worried I could be the father.," Barker told NOTW.

i'm wondering of he really understands the enthusiasm here.

Modern society. It's awesome.

/whores

Didn't read this particular FA, but here was a quote from another link that was submitted: "...Chantelle's family insist she lost her virginity to Alfie and 7lb 3oz Maisie-born after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital is his."



/She's not his sister, but still... damn

crimsin23: Have any of these kids ever heard of a farking condom?

Schools aren't allowed to talk about condoms. It is emotionally scarring to those precious little snowflakes. They teach abstinence instead. Clearly if we tell those snowflakes not to have sex instead of how to properly have sex, they will listen to us. Right?
Right?