I don't know... perhaps we could leave Britney alone. Then we wouldn't have to read about her.

She's gonna have to do something pretty awesome to top her last breakdown.

I could have sworn her expiration date had passed ... guess I was wrong. Good for her, I guess, that she still has some followers and generates page hits.

A good deep dicking is all she needs.

theurge14;

A good deep dicking is all she needs.

In her pooper for good measure.

SomeoneDumb: I could have sworn her expiration date had passed ... guess I was wrong. Good for her, I guess, that she still has some followers and generates page hits.

I was in the car with my friends with awful taste in music this weekend, and I heard her on the radio two or three times, each time with a different and (presumably) new song. She's definitely still got some kind of following.

battlenover

She should do a song with Linkin Park.

You know, at first I thought she was just a stupid biatch who was whoring for attention. But now I feel bad for her. Not bad enough to actually help her out or anything. I just think the situation is rather pathetic.

I'm just glad to live in a world where one person's mental problems receives far more coverage than the actual epidemic of mental illness that lurks in society.

Way to go, America. And England. Jesus, you Brits are even more sensational than we are. Fark.

/penis

She's just envious some woman in California upstaged her. Coming soon -- the Britney quintuplets!

Enough about this caterwauling skank already.

When's the next harvest?

you know who else was wound tighter than a spring and self-medicated beyond measure?

IMDWalrus: SomeoneDumb: I could have sworn her expiration date had passed ... guess I was wrong. Good for her, I guess, that she still has some followers and generates page hits.

I was in the car with my friends with awful taste in music this weekend, and I heard her on the radio two or three times, each time with a different and (presumably) new song. She's definitely still got some kind of following.

You can tell one song from another?

/hmmm

Isn't that her job now anyway?

must be tough being young, rich, famous....poor ugly people have it soo easy.

what a farking litigious mess

But, but...how will she continue to compose...um, I mean choreograph...uh, sing onstage...damn...what IS it she does creatively, anyway?

What did the Mickey Mouse Club do to these children?

Britney Spears is "like a wound-up spring waiting to go off", is "taking medication to get through each day", and "frequently breaks down in tears". Here comes the head-shaving very close to doing porn

/it's what i read there
//porn makeup artists can make anyone look great
///would totally fap to it

asmodeus224: Britney Spears is "like a wound-up spring waiting to go off", is "taking medication to get through each day", and "frequently breaks down in tears". Here comes the head-shaving very close to doing porn

/it's what i read there
//porn makeup artists can make anyone look great
///would totally fap to it

jessica simpson's naked, greased giant ass booty-shaking for like 15 minutes
/thighs of thunder

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