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(Cracked) Interesting When Politicians Attack: The 17 most violent political brawls. List would have been 18 if only Joe Biden had taken the opportunity to rip a microphone off its stand and beat Sarah Palin with it   (cracked.com) divider line 60
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Il Douchey [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 11:01:49 AM  
She would have kicked his ass

 
40yoVirgin [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 11:16:49 AM  
She would have kicked his ass directed her dead-behind-the-eyes automatons to swarm Biden all while chanting "Drill Baby, Drill!!!"


/now that would've a Nielsen ratings monster

 
Crosshair [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 11:23:23 AM  
Il Douchey: She would have kicked his ass

We would have found out what she carries for a CCW.

 
queezyweezel 2009-02-15 11:37:02 AM  
Crosshair: Il Douchey: She would have kicked his ass

We would have found out what she carries for a CCW.


I'm betting one of these
www.chinatraderonline.com

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 12:07:53 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 12:08:32 PM  
That was more "the 17 most violent political brawls which were filmed." No Charles Sumner?

 
Doublek111 2009-02-15 12:28:21 PM  
Good thing this is a neutral submission. I'd hate to see the commie version.

 
Wolf_Blitzer 2009-02-15 01:46:29 PM  
Doublek111: Good thing this is a neutral submission. I'd hate to see the commie version.

The sirens you here are the whaaambulance arriving.

 
Insertwitty Namehere 2009-02-15 01:49:42 PM  
Il Douchey: She would have kicked his ass

No doubt. Joe has never struck me as a particularly tough man. Palin on the other hand went on an entire business trip while her youngest child was starting to crown.

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-15 01:54:38 PM  
DamnYankees: That was more "the 17 most violent political brawls which were filmed." No Charles Sumner?

I was expecting him to be number one. FAIL

 
tortilla burger 2009-02-15 01:55:49 PM  
I feel kinda sorry for the guy who had to sift through the Youtube comments looking for the stupidest one.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-02-15 02:03:35 PM  
She'd field dress that nancy-boy.

 
ifarkthereforiam 2009-02-15 02:05:13 PM  
I dunno. Palin strikes me as the Tonya Harding of politics. She would have had a couple of oil workers work Biden over with some lead pipes as he was practicing for the debate.

 
Planterz 2009-02-15 02:16:08 PM  
She would only fight Biden with a high powered rifle, and from the safety of her helicopter.

 
NeverDrunk23 2009-02-15 02:23:53 PM  
Doublek111: Good thing this is a neutral submission. I'd hate to see the commie version.

Don't always assume its submitter who made that political choice.

/Not submitter
//Had my neutral choice changed to another after submitting on another green-light.

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-02-15 02:24:06 PM  
Biden is all talk. He'd get his butt kicked.

 
jake3988 2009-02-15 02:24:22 PM  
tortilla burger 2009-02-15 01:55:49 PM I feel kinda sorry for the guy who had to sift through the Youtube comments looking for the stupidest one.
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Me too.

 
Apik0r0s 2009-02-15 02:37:17 PM  
Q - What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A - Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-15 02:42:40 PM  
Il Douchey: She would have kicked his ass

Yes. Those layers of Max Factor work like plate mail.

 
A Dark Evil Omen 2009-02-15 02:44:23 PM  
Yeah, no Sumner? This list fails.

It also doesn't say "in recent history", so no Julius Caesar == this list really fails.

 
Hat Madder 2009-02-15 03:00:39 PM  
Il Douchey
She would have kicked his ass


I wouldn't be surprised if someone from within the current administration kicks his ass before too long.

 
MBarry [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:10:54 PM  
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Jubeebee 2009-02-15 03:17:15 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
jso2897 2009-02-15 03:20:18 PM  
For my money, the Taiwanese Parliament is the awesomest legislative body in the world, currently. They do this on a regular basis.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-02-15 03:21:10 PM  
The Palin obssesors are out today!

 
James F. Campbell 2009-02-15 03:25:05 PM  
i39.tinypic.com

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:25:13 PM  
Insertwitty Namehere: No doubt. Joe has never struck me as a particularly tough man. Palin on the other hand went on an entire business trip while her youngest child was starting to crown.

Oh please. When Palin attacks, it's always with a knife to the back. Ask all of her mentors.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-15 03:28:45 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: The Palin obssesors are out today!

The headline. Read it.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-15 03:29:38 PM  
Mentat:
Oh please. When Palin attacks, it's always with a knife to the back. Ask all of her mentors.


This.

 
sarcastrophe 2009-02-15 03:31:25 PM  
Meh... It doesn't include Burr vs. Hamilton... from back when politicians actually had balls.

 
Crude 2009-02-15 03:37:40 PM  
Sarah would gut and fillet Biden before he knew what hit him.


The hardest part would be cutting out his hair plugs. Oh, and his butt plug.

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:38:44 PM  
James F. Campbell

10 points for originality, and a bonus 30 for making me laugh.

 
JeffTL 2009-02-15 03:41:46 PM  
I came here looking for Charles Sumner and Preston Brooks too. I mean, how many United States Senators have been caned on the floor by a member of the House?

 
karasoth 2009-02-15 03:43:37 PM  
Redner is on here I LOL

 
Apik0r0s 2009-02-15 03:52:44 PM  
i397.photobucket.com

 
whidbey [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 03:56:09 PM  
Remember how much better they would have been if Joe Biden had ripped a microphone off its stand and started beating Sarah Palin with it?

Classic.

 
bullwrinkle 2009-02-15 04:25:24 PM  
She would have biatch slapped him.

 
steamingpile 2009-02-15 04:41:32 PM  
Doublek111: Good thing this is a neutral submission. I'd hate to see the commie version.

Yeah its a good thing that PITA metric up top is working....wait a minute..... drew is making fun of those biatching about the slant of his site.... How dare he?


Yeah we all know that its bullshiat and that metric is just a joke if its voted on by the people viewing here and you can put me in the camp as thinking she would have decked old hair plugs without a problem.

 
Hat Madder 2009-02-15 04:47:52 PM  
Would've been entertaining to see Biden hopping across the stage with the microphone in his hand and his foot in his mouth.

 
cfish78 2009-02-15 05:12:34 PM  
I got $5 on Palin.

 
Lenny_da_Hog 2009-02-15 05:18:14 PM  
cfish78: I got $5 on Palin.

Per hour, or per act?

 
Fjornir [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 05:22:18 PM  
Eh. Palin's politics are shiatty at best but I know she'd have farked Biden in a fair fight.

 
NYZooMan 2009-02-15 05:35:31 PM  
Palin would have kicked babbling wimpboy's ASS!

 
00ghost27 2009-02-15 05:36:44 PM  
"Actually I'd rather be a republican farking my sister then a democrat jacking off to a hybrid ad."

keep fighting the good fight youtube commentators

 
FootInMouthDisease 2009-02-15 05:57:54 PM  
home.roadrunner.com

 
Astronymous 2009-02-15 06:11:50 PM  
Who the hell keeps greenlighting headlines stolen from TFA?

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 06:26:06 PM  
Crude: Sarah would gut and fillet Biden before he knew what hit him.

And yet, she didn't. Funny that, her tactics aren't quite as effective when she has to face her opponent in person.

 
RemyDuron 2009-02-15 06:47:15 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: She'd field dress that nancy-boy.

But Biden has the mad combat skills he's learned on the near-lawless trains he takes home from Washington every day.

 
Triaxis 2009-02-15 07:06:00 PM  
Sarah Palin could kick Joe Bidens ass while eating a sandwich.

 
ZipSplat 2009-02-15 07:49:31 PM  
Sarah Palin is crude and folksy, but I don't think that makes her a good fighter. Additionally, Biden's a pretty big fella.

 
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