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(NW Florida Daily News) Fail 38 year old woman arrested for having sex with a 15 year old boy in October forgets what the "G" in the GPS monitoring system stands for, is arrested again - with the boy in her car - when she pays him a pre-Valentines Day visit   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 76
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slackin_off 2009-02-15 08:42:21 AM  
Wouldn't the P be the one that got her more? It's not like she tried to go to the Amazon to beat the system.

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 08:46:04 AM  
G stands for Git me some.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:03:35 AM  
slackin_off: Wouldn't the P be the one that got her more? It's not like she tried to go to the Amazon to beat the system.

It's the S, really. Without the system of satellites in place, the receiver is useless.

 
Tomji 2009-02-15 09:26:19 AM  
Whats with all the cougars going after 10 something...
Shouldn't they be hitting on 20 somethings?

It looks like men learned to not chase the young ones anymore, but women have yet to learn the consequences.

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:26:42 AM  
You seem to be right Subby....+1
Again ....

Woman arrested again in teen case

 
offacue 2009-02-15 09:27:32 AM  
Gradeschool Pussy Stuffer?

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:27:59 AM  
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The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-15 09:30:27 AM  
Tomji: Whats with all the cougars going after 10 something...
Shouldn't they be hitting on 20 somethings?

It looks like men learned to not chase the young ones anymore, but women have yet to learn the consequences.


There are consequences for women?

 
SBinRR 2009-02-15 09:31:39 AM  
Fail tag trumps Florida tag?

I did not know that.

 
strukt99 2009-02-15 09:33:53 AM  
Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

 
migueldelascervezas 2009-02-15 09:34:06 AM  
38?

 
jobskee 2009-02-15 09:34:47 AM  
That woman has one HUGE head.

/betting she only wanted to give a little head

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:36:15 AM  
strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby


Why?
/not the subby

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-15 09:37:44 AM  
Pud: strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby


Why?
/not the subby


From the headline, I assumed she took the kid to Mexico or something.

 
strukt99 2009-02-15 09:40:18 AM  
Pud 2009-02-15 09:36:15 AM

strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

Why?
/not the subby

Redundancy dept of redundancy. That and this deserves Florida tag. Fail tag must be for subby.

 
JustMatt 2009-02-15 09:41:22 AM  
I thought of this past weeks nip/tuck when I read the headline.

 
Sheikh Yourass 2009-02-15 09:45:21 AM  
What is up with these people? If this 15 year old kid was mine, I'd cheerlead kick biatch slap her ass so bad!

/needs to be treated as any male pedo I hope

 
docilej 2009-02-15 09:46:58 AM  
click to 'enlarge'

/err, no/

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-15 09:47:16 AM  
strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

May I refer you to Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438:

Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.

(Margin of error: 1%)

A quick check of your profile bears this out pretty quick.

 
vgt 2009-02-15 09:48:21 AM  
Is the enlarge button under the pic really necessary?

 
Alleyoop 2009-02-15 09:49:01 AM  
GPS doesn't stop roaming...
wdfw.wa.gov
...film at 11.

/hotlink

 
imfallen_angel 2009-02-15 09:49:06 AM  
Sheikh Yourass: /needs to be treated as any male pedo I hope

If you saw the (her) picture, I'd say yes, yes she does need to be treated like a man (cause she looks like one in that picture).

 
strukt99 2009-02-15 09:51:49 AM  
Oh_Enough_Already2009-02-15 09:47:16 AM

strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

May I refer you to Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438:Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.(Margin of error: 1%)A quick check of your profile bears this out pretty quick.

Yes, you may refer me, but keep in mind that I'm hardcore and I break the rules.

/0 submitted
//0 greened
/// is that 100%?

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:54:11 AM  
img3.imageshack.us

 
The_Johnny_Danger 2009-02-15 09:54:47 AM  
Good lord. He's shploinking Cathy Bates! OregonVet beat me to it. Excellent job,sir.

 
Hat Madder 2009-02-15 09:57:00 AM  
strukt99
Pud
strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

Why?
/not the subby

Redundancy dept of redundancy. That and this deserves Florida tag. Fail tag must be for subby.


There is no redundancy. GPS is a positioning system. It's used in a monitoring system.

Hence, a GPS monitoring system.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-15 10:00:06 AM  
strukt99: Oh_Enough_Already2009-02-15 09:47:16 AM

strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

May I refer you to Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438:Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.(Margin of error: 1%)A quick check of your profile bears this out pretty quick.

Yes, you may refer me, but keep in mind that I'm hardcore and I break the rules.

/0 submitted
//0 greened
/// is that 100%?


Hate to tell ya' this pally, but that's an even bigger indictment of you rather than a defense.

You contribute NOTHING to the site and nit-pick, whine and cry about a headline?

What a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it."

Lame.

 
strukt99 2009-02-15 10:02:37 AM  
Hat Madder2009-02-15 09:57:00 AM

strukt99 Pud strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

Why?
/not the subby

Redundancy dept of redundancy. That and this deserves Florida tag. Fail tag must be for subby.

There is no redundancy. GPS is a positioning system. It's used in a monitoring system.Hence, a GPS monitoring system.

So "monitoring system" would be understood, therefore unnecessary. Headlines are supposed to be short. What's wrong with just "GPS?"

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-02-15 10:03:53 AM  
strukt99: Hat Madder2009-02-15 09:57:00 AM

strukt99 Pud strukt99: Global positioning system monitoring system... You suck, subby

Why?
/not the subby

Redundancy dept of redundancy. That and this deserves Florida tag. Fail tag must be for subby.

There is no redundancy. GPS is a positioning system. It's used in a monitoring system.Hence, a GPS monitoring system.

So "monitoring system" would be understood, therefore unnecessary. Headlines are supposed to be short. What's wrong with just "GPS?"


And your expertise on headlines is what again, exactly?

 
fiset35 2009-02-15 10:09:46 AM  
Came for the "How About No" bear.

Anyone?

 
strukt99 2009-02-15 10:10:27 AM  
Oh enough already, pissing you off is contribution.

Chill out. People have opinions. Mine is that this headline sucks. Deal with it. I've been going to this site for years, so I think I've figured out what makes a good headline. Just because I'm not a tfer or don't submit links doesn't mean I'm not important to fark. I click links and make drew's pockets fatter just like everyone else.

 
Stryyder 2009-02-15 10:11:35 AM  
slackin_off: Wouldn't the P be the one that got her more? It's not like she tried to go to the Amazon to beat the system.

Came here to say the same thing P for Positioning what does Global have to do with anything.

 
Sunny [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:17:11 AM  
I think P would have been a better choice, as she was planning on "Positioning" him.

/I am not a grown-up.

 
jgm1976 2009-02-15 10:17:58 AM  
Still not sure what "G" has to do with anything. I'm with the guy who thought she had taken the kid to Mexico or Canada.

 
IC Stars 2009-02-15 10:18:06 AM  
Giggity?

img90.imageshack.us

 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science 2009-02-15 10:18:09 AM  
Oh_Enough_Already: May I refer you to Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438:

Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.
(Margin of error: 1%)

A quick check of your profile bears this out pretty quick.


That sounds pretty good until you realize that most Farkers have never had a link submission approved whether they biatch about the headline or not.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:22:53 AM  
My sensors detect so much fail here.

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:24:50 AM  
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Oh_Enough_Already: May I refer you to Unfreakable's Fark Truism #438:

Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.
(Margin of error: 1%)

A quick check of your profile bears this out pretty quick.

That sounds pretty good until you realize that most Farkers have never had a link submission approved whether they biatch about the headline or not.


I've biached about one of my (few) headlines being edited but after a short time out I'm all better. Thanks, Farkitrol!

 
Vern the Worm 2009-02-15 10:28:53 AM  
Please - let's stop fighting and think of the child.

 
LewDux 2009-02-15 10:31:49 AM  
Hat Madder: There is no redundancy. GPS is a positioning system. It's used in a monitoring system.

Hence, a GPS monitoring system.


GPSMS system?

 
rainstorm 2009-02-15 10:32:18 AM  
I know it was kinda mentioned but I can't believe more hasn't been said about the either shopped photo or the freakish orange-on-a-toothpick melon in that pic.

At 15 I'd have let her "assault" me.

/Now, maybe
//Probably not
///Well, if no one found out...

 
182 2009-02-15 10:36:36 AM  
cache.daylife.com

Could NOT hit it...just cannot do it!

 
Freakpower [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:37:40 AM  
LewDux: Hat Madder: There is no redundancy. GPS is a positioning system. It's used in a monitoring system.

Hence, a GPS monitoring system.

GPSMS system?


System? She barely knew him!

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:40:25 AM  
pic.bgstuff.net

 
Gen. Apathy 2009-02-15 10:45:30 AM  
Sheikh Yourass: What is up with these people? If this 15 year old kid was mine, I'd cheerlead kick biatch slap her ass so bad!

/needs to be treated as any male pedo I hope


wishful thinking...

 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:54:46 AM  
LewDux: GPSMS system?

GPSMS (new window)

 
Githerax 2009-02-15 11:00:02 AM  
Ok, honest question here:

I'm 38 years old, and personally I find 15 year olds lack the social skills, emotional and mental development to interest me in the slightest in any way (not just romantically, but socially in general).

How can a 38 year old woman be so attracted to a 15 year old?

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-15 11:00:55 AM  
Haha, you all suck.

 
Radworld4 2009-02-15 11:16:58 AM  
jobskee: That woman has one HUGE head.

/betting she only wanted to give a little head


I noticed it said "enlarge" under it. I wonder how many people have clicked on it.

 
wilde_at_heart 2009-02-15 11:17:30 AM  
Githerax
I'm 38 years old, and personally I find 15 year olds lack the social skills, emotional and mental development to interest me in the slightest in any way (not just romantically, but socially in general).
How can a 38 year old woman be so attracted to a 15 year old?


Came here to ask the same question, not that I really want to know the answer to it. I would guess it has to do more with her immaturity than the boy's precociousness.

I just turned 38 and though I look young for my age even 25-year-olds look like kids to me. The very idea of a fifteen year old? Ew...

While the consequences for the teen probably aren't that traumatic provided she doesn't get knocked up, there is still something very wrong in the head of anyone who'd fark a kid young enough to be her son.

 
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