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(UKMedix) Scary If you're in Singapore, don't take the counterfeit Viagra branded "Santi Bovine Penis Erecting Capsule"   (ukmedix.com) divider line 20
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ghare 2009-02-15 08:45:26 AM  
I'll add that to the list

 
gerrychampoux 2009-02-15 08:46:37 AM  
Glyburide is a treatment for diabetes. If they "overdosed", their blood sugar would go low and cause them to pass out.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-15 08:48:01 AM  
he men admitted to hospital ranged in age between 19 and 97 years old.
/Hats off to you, if you're 97 and still getting laid...

 
Creoena 2009-02-15 08:50:50 AM  
Proud2B_American: he men admitted to hospital ranged in age between 19 and 97 years old.
/Hats off to you, if you're 97 and still getting laid...


Well not any more he isn't.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-15 08:53:32 AM  
Creoena: Proud2B_American: he men admitted to hospital ranged in age between 19 and 97 years old.
/Hats off to you, if you're 97 and still getting laid...

Well not any more he isn't.

/LOL ...This is true

 
stjnky 2009-02-15 09:00:21 AM  
Only 30 percent of the men admitted to using the illegal sexual performance enhancing drugs but it is likely that they all used them and did not respond honestly to questions out of embarrassment or fear of prosecution.

That'd be a biatch if you actually died of something else and got lumped in with the Bovine Penis Erecting bunch.

 
Amigajoe [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 09:42:51 AM  
neuroglycopenia

-So, it's like giving you penis sweet thoughts?

 
worthlessjuan 2009-02-15 09:44:58 AM  
This is sooo weird. I am 60+ish, in terrible physical shape, but alive, and I can woody using only thoughts and memories.

When I am near one of my wonderful female friends, ready, willing and able, and their warmth, scent and attitude envelope me, it is just like it was 40 years ago . . . Hello Lucky Pierre! Obviously you, sir, are ready!

I hope I never have to use a chemical to respond, I probably wouldn't, but hey who knows. And to get the stuff off the street, wow! (or the interweb)

Disclaimer: No, I don't call it "Lucky Pierre". A friend did his so I used it here for fun. Mine just makes a tent.

Good luck all you younglings, hope you are as lucky as I have been, so far.

 
Kolg8 2009-02-15 09:47:15 AM  
That's why I take Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice.

http://www.windersports.net/bonerjuicevideo.htm

 
Hat Madder 2009-02-15 10:10:31 AM  
They should stick to tried and true remedies, like rhinoceros horn and bear gall bladder. Or Thai kiddie pron.

 
EleventyOne 2009-02-15 10:22:47 AM  
well it wont be hard to avoid that.

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headstone 2009-02-15 10:30:30 AM  
Nice. I'm dead. I've got a boner. But, I'm dead.

 
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues 2009-02-15 10:40:50 AM  
Serves 'em right. Everyone knows you want the "Santi Equine Penis Erecting Capsule."

 
So sleepy [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:41:38 AM  
I can't be the only farkette who thinks it's slightly comical how much fellers love their bones and the lengths they go to, to maintain tent-maker status. Not that I don't appreciate the end product...

 
A Tout Le Monde 2009-02-15 10:55:12 AM  
So sleepy: I can't be the only farkette who thinks it's slightly comical how much fellers love their bones and the lengths they go to, to maintain tent-maker status. Not that I don't appreciate the end product...

Yeah but, there was a 19 year old in the mix. If you have any trouble with that at 19 you are simply broken. My belief is that Viagra and the others, although a solution to a medical problem, are sometimes marketed as "performance enhancers."

And some people may take them just to boost their confidence. It just doesn't make any sense why a young person would take it at all. The biggest obstacle to getting laid as a young person is how much game you have, everything should be there physically, in spades.

 
Githerax 2009-02-15 11:04:56 AM  
The article says that the pills were being sold in bottles with mixed pills, including weight loss-type medications.

Now this confuses me: Personally, if I were to sell some kind of snake oil, I'd just make my own pills of calcium with ground-up aspirin cut into them just to make them bitter. Why go to the trouble of mixing in genuine (possibly expensive) medicines?

 
Joce678 2009-02-15 11:24:02 AM  
Githerax: Why go to the trouble of mixing in genuine (possibly expensive) medicines?

You think they buy them???

Boy, have you got a lot to learn...

 
0Icky0 2009-02-15 11:55:10 AM  
Who needs Viagra with Singapore Girls (new window)?

 
cwolf20 [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 01:29:18 PM  
Sounds like a spam e-mail. Similar to "Disgusting woman slaps happy monkey" which showed up in my e-mail last night

 
wineguy 2009-02-15 01:58:58 PM  
Obvious tag broken?

 
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