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(Daily Mail) Misc Salman Rushdie dating a woman who has either a caterpillar collection or Sharpie fetish   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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crypticsatellite [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 10:46:51 PM  
I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:02:02 PM  
As long as he's happy.

 
superbovine [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:07:31 PM  
img175.imageshack.us

/stop
//grammar time

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:10:44 PM  
Oh, post it. Just post it.

It's like she stapled two pieces of black construction paper to her forehead

 
exick [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:11:27 PM  
Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:13:17 PM  
Chariset: Oh, post it. Just post it.

It's like she stapled two pieces of black construction paper to her forehead


Maybe her eyebrows are real and she stapled a cardboard cutout of somebody else to them.

 
queezyweezel 2009-02-14 11:14:09 PM  
Weeee! Bad eyebrow thread!
www.celebwarship.com

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:24:27 PM  
Finally, I agree with the muslims. I want to kill him.

/kidding!!!

 
Georgion 2009-02-14 11:29:22 PM  
Fcrypticsatellite: I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman


Yep... you were right.

i10.photobucket.com

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:30:18 PM  
Dan Aycroyd???

 
Georgion 2009-02-14 11:31:55 PM  
Oh, and of course,

wealsoran.com

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:34:15 PM  
Some men buy Corvettes. Some men get toupees. Some men write controversial books. But when the money is gone, they're small and bald.

 
archichris [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:45:56 PM  
THATS A MAN BABY!!!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:46:46 PM  
Is she a model? Because if she is, then maybe I can make some money with my legs after all, being that the standard for being a model has dropped considerably.

/yes, I saw she's really an actress.
//that's a man, baby.

 
MortalComedy 2009-02-14 11:46:58 PM  
exick: Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

Spit take...new keyboard please

 
studebaker hoch 2009-02-14 11:48:55 PM  
www.constructionequipmentbay.com

 
Phores Kin 2009-02-14 11:49:12 PM  
Hey spellmitter - What the shiat is a catepillar?

 
Jedekai 2009-02-14 11:49:43 PM  
exick

Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

There is now Mountain Dew on my desk, you magnificent bastard.

 
Pantload 2009-02-14 11:51:04 PM  
I would have sex with that woman.

 
wingnutx 2009-02-14 11:51:19 PM  
He definitely traded down.

 
ani23 2009-02-14 11:52:05 PM  
his standards sure have been lowered
moviesgallery.oneindia.in

/hot as padma

 
EdgeRunner 2009-02-14 11:52:08 PM  
I can is has lolcaterpillar?

 
mrEdude 2009-02-14 11:52:18 PM  
there was a good national lampoon spoof of margaret trudeau
back in the 70's that went:

Some achieve fame,
Some are born into fame,
And some have fame thrust into them.


to paraphrase i'm sure


but you get the idea.

 
Tomass the Second 2009-02-14 11:53:05 PM  
louiedog: downgrade

HUGE downgrade, thanks for sharing that pic. What's up with Salman that he gets all the young tail? Money?

 
WFern 2009-02-14 11:53:06 PM  
louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

 
GoodasGold 2009-02-14 11:53:57 PM  
He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli.

 
silout 2009-02-14 11:54:42 PM  
I think this thread is a great excuse to post spicy Padma Lakshmi pics.

 
zeale 2009-02-14 11:54:59 PM  
crypticsatellite: I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman


What woman are you talking about? That's an inter-racial gay couple. With ridiculous eyebrows. That's one ugly ass dude.

 
silout 2009-02-14 11:55:37 PM  
GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli

Wow.

 
louiedog 2009-02-14 11:55:42 PM  
WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.


I wouldn't want to date her either for that very reason. However, Salman Rushdie doesn't seem to be out for love. He's merely looking for arm candy, and on that basis alone Padma wins.

 
Proud2B_American 2009-02-14 11:57:30 PM  
i91.photobucket.com

 
MrLint 2009-02-14 11:57:38 PM  
grza.net

/hotlinked for great justice

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 11:57:52 PM  
In fairness, it would be hard to match HIS eyebrows..

//creepy looking bastard.

 
silout 2009-02-14 11:59:31 PM  
/spicy
i165.photobucket.com

 
the_be_sharps [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 12:02:51 AM  
The People's Eyebrow returns!

 
See My Az Go 2009-02-15 12:02:55 AM  
WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.


I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.

 
GoodasGold 2009-02-15 12:03:37 AM  
silout: GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli

Wow.


Google: jewish iranians. Its more likely than you think. Look at the nose and eyes. He looks Jewish.

 
Knobbs 2009-02-15 12:04:06 AM  
ani23:
/hot as padma


NOTHING is as hot as Padma.

NOTHING.

 
The_Fuzz 2009-02-15 12:04:18 AM  
Salman Rushdie dating a woman who is has either a catepillar collection or Sharpie fetish


Am I the only one that noticed this?

/like maps and such

 
bravian 2009-02-15 12:05:30 AM  
ani23: /hot as padma

For the last four seasons of Top Chef I've watched her and I find her one of the more painful personalities on TV. No wonder Rushdie divorced her. And how she got that job is highly suspect.

 
CornbreadOracle 2009-02-15 12:06:34 AM  
reading article....very drowzy....

she worked at a sex shop

AWAKE!!!!

But wait; she blathers about it being for research.... epic of level of pretentiousness continues...eyelids getting... very... heavy

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
ffish [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-15 12:06:35 AM  
A few months ago he gave a talk where I work about his new book. The guy just exuded confidence along the lines of "I know my shiat so don't even bother pretending you're on the same level as me". It was awesomeness bordering on arrogance. So, yeah, when you've got that kind of emotional rock to rest on you're going to get some quality tail.

Unfortunately it also means every so often you end up with a woman like this.

 
Knobbs 2009-02-15 12:07:21 AM  
See My Az Go: WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.


I'm very curious, too. I've never seen anything that makes me feel like Padma is anything other that a pretty nice person.

Padma rocks. End of transmission.

 
Phaid 2009-02-15 12:07:41 AM  
cache.daylife.com

 
louiedog 2009-02-15 12:08:44 AM  
bravian: ani23: /hot as padma

For the last four seasons of Top Chef I've watched her and I find her one of the more painful personalities on TV. No wonder Rushdie divorced her. And how she got that job is highly suspect.


She's attractive and has a food background. Sounds about right for host of a food tv show to me. Or is there back story that I don't know?

 
Fellini8.5 2009-02-15 12:09:07 AM  
Goddamn MrLint for posting my first thought on the subject...

(and goddamn me for knowing what that is)

 
louiedog 2009-02-15 12:10:10 AM  
Knobbs: See My Az Go: WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.

I'm very curious, too. I've never seen anything that makes me feel like Padma is anything other that a pretty nice person.

Padma rocks. End of transmission.


From behind-the-scenes stuff I've heard about her on Top Chef, the way she carries herself, and some of the stuff she's written, she does seem kind of pretentious.

 
Phaid 2009-02-15 12:11:09 AM  
louiedog: She's attractive and has a food background. Sounds about right for host of a food tv show to me. Or is there back story that I don't know?

She smokes a ton of pot, so she's completely out of it during a lot of her appearances on Top Chef. I guess depending on how you look at her, that might make her seem aloof or stupid. But really she's just baked. Which I guess makes sense, seeing as how it's a cooking show and all.

 
silout 2009-02-15 12:11:52 AM  
GoodasGold: Google: jewish iranians. Its more likely than you think. Look at the nose and eyes. He looks Jewish.

I would say getting a fatwa from Iran doesnt make him Iranian. But whatever. If you had googled, you would have found out he is an Indian Muslim atheist.

 
beoswulf 2009-02-15 12:12:32 AM  
GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli.

Nice fail, why do you expect him to look Iranian when he's from an north Indian muslim family?

 
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