I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman

As long as he's happy.

/stop
//grammar time

Oh, post it. Just post it.

It's like she stapled two pieces of black construction paper to her forehead

Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

Chariset: Oh, post it. Just post it.

It's like she stapled two pieces of black construction paper to her forehead

Maybe her eyebrows are real and she stapled a cardboard cutout of somebody else to them.

Weeee! Bad eyebrow thread!

Finally, I agree with the muslims. I want to kill him.

/kidding!!!

Fcrypticsatellite: I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman

Yep... you were right.

Dan Aycroyd???

Oh, and of course,

Some men buy Corvettes. Some men get toupees. Some men write controversial books. But when the money is gone, they're small and bald.

Is she a model? Because if she is, then maybe I can make some money with my legs after all, being that the standard for being a model has dropped considerably.

/yes, I saw she's really an actress.
//that's a man, baby.

exick: Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

Spit take...new keyboard please

Hey spellmitter - What the shiat is a catepillar?

exick

Wow, Tracy Morgan had a lot of work done.

There is now Mountain Dew on my desk, you magnificent bastard.

I would have sex with that woman.

He definitely traded down.

his standards sure have been lowered


/hot as padma

I can is has lolcaterpillar?

there was a good national lampoon spoof of margaret trudeau
back in the 70's that went:

Some achieve fame,
Some are born into fame,
And some have fame thrust into them.


to paraphrase i'm sure


but you get the idea.

louiedog: downgrade

HUGE downgrade, thanks for sharing that pic. What's up with Salman that he gets all the young tail? Money?

louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli.

I think this thread is a great excuse to post spicy Padma Lakshmi pics.

crypticsatellite: I know what pic is going to be posted in this thread...

/also, that is one scary looking woman

What woman are you talking about? That's an inter-racial gay couple. With ridiculous eyebrows. That's one ugly ass dude.

GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli

Wow.

WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I wouldn't want to date her either for that very reason. However, Salman Rushdie doesn't seem to be out for love. He's merely looking for arm candy, and on that basis alone Padma wins.

/hotlinked for great justice

In fairness, it would be hard to match HIS eyebrows..

//creepy looking bastard.

/spicy

The People's Eyebrow returns!

WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.

silout: GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli

Wow.

Google: jewish iranians. Its more likely than you think. Look at the nose and eyes. He looks Jewish.

ani23:
/hot as padma

NOTHING is as hot as Padma.

NOTHING.

Salman Rushdie dating a woman who is has either a catepillar collection or Sharpie fetish


Am I the only one that noticed this?

/like maps and such

ani23: /hot as padma

For the last four seasons of Top Chef I've watched her and I find her one of the more painful personalities on TV. No wonder Rushdie divorced her. And how she got that job is highly suspect.

reading article....very drowzy....

she worked at a sex shop

AWAKE!!!!

But wait; she blathers about it being for research.... epic of level of pretentiousness continues...eyelids getting... very... heavy

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A few months ago he gave a talk where I work about his new book. The guy just exuded confidence along the lines of "I know my shiat so don't even bother pretending you're on the same level as me". It was awesomeness bordering on arrogance. So, yeah, when you've got that kind of emotional rock to rest on you're going to get some quality tail.

Unfortunately it also means every so often you end up with a woman like this.

See My Az Go: WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.

I'm very curious, too. I've never seen anything that makes me feel like Padma is anything other that a pretty nice person.

Padma rocks. End of transmission.

bravian: ani23: /hot as padma

For the last four seasons of Top Chef I've watched her and I find her one of the more painful personalities on TV. No wonder Rushdie divorced her. And how she got that job is highly suspect.

She's attractive and has a food background. Sounds about right for host of a food tv show to me. Or is there back story that I don't know?

Goddamn MrLint for posting my first thought on the subject...

(and goddamn me for knowing what that is)

Knobbs: See My Az Go: WFern: louiedog: downgrade

I don't know about that. She's remarkably attractive, but the epic level of pretentiousness kind of kills it for me.

I'm curious as to why you consider her pretentious (I don't know anything about her...so I really am genuinely curious). But if I looked like her, I would probably be high on myself, too.

I'm very curious, too. I've never seen anything that makes me feel like Padma is anything other that a pretty nice person.

Padma rocks. End of transmission.

From behind-the-scenes stuff I've heard about her on Top Chef, the way she carries herself, and some of the stuff she's written, she does seem kind of pretentious.

louiedog: She's attractive and has a food background. Sounds about right for host of a food tv show to me. Or is there back story that I don't know?

She smokes a ton of pot, so she's completely out of it during a lot of her appearances on Top Chef. I guess depending on how you look at her, that might make her seem aloof or stupid. But really she's just baked. Which I guess makes sense, seeing as how it's a cooking show and all.

GoodasGold: Google: jewish iranians. Its more likely than you think. Look at the nose and eyes. He looks Jewish.

I would say getting a fatwa from Iran doesnt make him Iranian. But whatever. If you had googled, you would have found out he is an Indian Muslim atheist.

GoodasGold: He doesn't look Iranian in the least. He look Israeli.

Nice fail, why do you expect him to look Iranian when he's from an north Indian muslim family?