Well let's see how it plays out first.

BAN HIM.

Well, he only had one bag to check.

Did he go through the quad, to the gymnasium?

Naked and running from the police is no way to go through life, son.

He seems rather pleases with himself from the mug. Johnny James Laverdure Sr. would be proud.

This is not the first time I've seen some genius try this trick. Just proof that the average criminal is not very bright. How freaking hard is it to figure out to wear jeans and a reversible jacket? Or two t-shirts if it's warm, and peel one off, toss it and a baseball cap in a handy dumpster along with the tinted bifocal reading glasses you don't need that you can buy at the dollar store? The garbage bag to hold them will fit in a back pocket easily. A big fake scar that peels off is a nice touch as well. Give the witness something grotesque to focus on and he won't see any other details.

Oh, and don't rob banks. Grocery stores near the expressway are much softer targets, with lots of cash on hand.

Subject is hatless. Repeat: hatless.

The perp looks exactly like someone I used to know years ago. But he would have had to have access to a time machine in order to commit this crime. And if he had access to such a machine, he probably would have used it to prevent himself from knocking up Debbie Sue at the senior prom. But I just checked her facebook profile, and yep, she still has little Caylee as her profile pic. So it must not be him.

So, how come we never hear about someone in a FedEx or police uniform pulling a heist?

If you have no distinguishing characteristics, then putting on a uniform would reduce the recognizability that much further.

Ahem. From the comments:

"LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING. THE GOVERNMENTS DOESN'T PUT THE CORRECT PEOPLE IN PRISON. THERE ARE PEDOPHILES OUT THERE GETTING VERY LIGHT SENTENCES.

OR BETTER YERT LET ME STATE THIS:
"ROBBER OR PEDOPHILE? THE ROBBER WAS SAID TO BE A NATIVE BUT WA LATER CORRECTED AS "CAUCASION" AND NOW A PEDOPHILE WAS IN THE NEWS ALSO A "WHITE" PERSON. DO THE MATH. LOOK AT THE NOTORIOUS "BAR-JONAH", "DAHMER", "MANSON" ALL WHITE. NOW WHEN WAS THE LAST MINORITY A FAMOUS WIERDO? OH YEAH IT WAS THE OH SO DANGEROUS, "MICHEAL VICK" LET ME LOCK MY DOORS AND TELL MY NEIGHBOR, WHO IS A PEDOPHILE WHITE RAPIST OR A COLD HEARTED CANNOBAL, TO STAY IN THERE HOMES BECAUSE THE DOG BREEDER IS ON THE LOOSE... SERIOUSLY COME ON PEOPLE. THANK GOD WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT AND THE END TO IDIOCRACY."

Priceless.....

That's why I always keep one of these handy during bank heists:

Whoever took those clothes off, seriously needs a good beat down.

If I catch you taking your clothes off without my permission, expect your clothes to be in pieces on the ground.
Even if you offer to put them back on.

It's been done.

I'll have you know that Naked Robber was one of Gene Roddenberry's favorite party games.

It is if you're me, subby. It is if you're me.

tonesskin: Whoever took those clothes off, seriously needs a good beat down.

If I catch you taking your clothes off without my permission, expect your clothes to be in pieces on the ground.
Even if you offer to put them back on.

It's been done.

Seeing how you have done it all can you expound on things you haven't done?

/newletter or magazine subscription??

But it feels so refreshing.

FTA: "Several of those calls - including one from a Butte detective..."

hehehe

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/4745ed0f/272c55d2 (NSFW)