It doesn't really matter, since rape is legal in Colorado.

*takes notes*

GAT_00: *takes notes*

'No' means 'Yes, Harder, and Put it in my Pooper."

Maybe she likes rape.

might be related to the "No means Yes" Judge in BC...

Whoever put drugs in that girl's drink, seriously needs a good beat down.

If I catch you putting drugs in my drink without my permission, expect your drugs to be in pieces on the ground.
Even if you offer to smoke it.

It's been done.

Just remember the moral of the date rape story.

I wonder if he is related to the lady that drugs her dates then puts her hand in thier ass.

nacker: It doesn't really matter, since rape is legal in Colorado.

I thought that only applied to sheep.

Let me tell you bout a girl I know, she had a drink about an hour ago.

Like the biased picture. TFA says he gets acquitted, yet picture shows handcuffs in the background.

Never leave your drink unattended. That needs to be pounded into kids from the age of imbibing at mother's nipple. If you do have to leave your drink unattended, ASK FOR A NEW ONE.

And anyone stupid enough to try to drug someone deserves to land in federal pound me in the a. Women put out; if they're not putting out for you without chemical assistance, the problem is you not them.

There is no mention of rape in the article. No mention of sexual or physical contact at all.

/just sayin

Pimpin' Dubya: Let me tell you bout a girl I know, she had a drink about an hour ago.

Things didn't get out of control, though.

And this asshat was aquitted?

ExperianScaresCthulhu: if they're not putting out for you without chemical assistance, the problem is you not them.

I'd say there's something wrong with women who need to be drunk to bang.

That would be and interesting case, strike up a conversation, get them to admit that they like trying outlandish sex fantasies like rape loud enough for others to hear, then slip her some date rape and claim she wanted it.

This is a dangerous precedent... for my dates!

A "clinician" drops pills into a woman's drink? I'd love to see the protocol for that.

Karma Chameleon: I'd say there's something wrong with women who need to be drunk to bang.

I'd say there's something wrong with women who need to be alive to bang.

She wanted it.

I know this is politically incorrect, but just look at that guy. There shouldn't even need to be a trial to convict him.

El Paso county (Colorado Springs) has some wierd jury outcomes. People get hammered for little stuff and acquited for big stuff.

This was a pretty open and shut case. The waiter saw him do it, took the drink, called the fuzz. The fuzz tested it, found the drugs, arrested him. He concocts his malarkey story and gets acquited.

/free drinks for all
//America, F yeah!

DeathByGeekSquad: That would be and interesting case, strike up a conversation, get them to admit that they like trying outlandish sex fantasies like rape loud enough for others to hear, then slip her some date rape and claim she wanted it.

I really would love to prosecute someone attempting to use that as a defense.

tonesskin: Whoever put drugs in that girl's drink, seriously needs a good beat down.

If I catch you putting drugs in my drink without my permission, expect your drugs to be in pieces on the ground.
Even if you offer to smoke it.

It's been done.

You sound fat.

Theaetetus: DeathByGeekSquad: That would be and interesting case, strike up a conversation, get them to admit that they like trying outlandish sex fantasies like rape loud enough for others to hear, then slip her some date rape and claim she wanted it.

I really would love to prosecute someone attempting to use that as a defense.

I would really like to meet the girl who falls for that conversation starter.

WTF? So, you know what would be interesting in this article? What did the woman say? You would think SOMEONE would have called her to the stand and said "Did you ask him to do that?" That might answer a lot of questions either way.

texastag: Just remember the moral of the date rape story.

It does not pay to be drunk and horny!

But that's the way it had to be.

Approves:


One roofie-colada please.

Four out of five people agree that rape is awesome.

Whose aunt's bathroom?

I heard that one as "9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs"

I have been with women who are in to some really kinky shiat, this would be small potatoes compared to her.
After the duct taped and nude in a open trunk incident, I figured that risking jail time wasn't worth it.

/psycho lay especially when her girl friend watched.

Lemon-Lime Malthus: tonesskin: Whoever put drugs in that girl's drink, seriously needs a good beat down.

If I catch you putting drugs in my drink without my permission, expect your drugs to be in pieces on the ground.
Even if you offer to smoke it.

It's been done.

You sound fat.

::goes to thread where that comment began to find comeback...::

Oh yeah, well if your mom lost her top on the beach would you be okay with someone drugging her.

FTFA: Psaty, a clinician at the Colorado State Mental Institute in Pueblo, was arrested in January 2008 after a waiter at a Ruby Tuesday restaurant reported seeing him put a pill in his date's drink when she left the table.

Psaty testified that the woman had told him before they went to the restaurant that she was bipolar. He said she gave him the anxiety-relief medication with instructions to give it to her if she became hyperactive during dinner.


First Answer: Do that shiat in the car with some water before you leave. Because if she's Bi.....POLAR, off the medicine, plus alcohol, she's gonna lose it and you got caught right out in the open. It's like holding a grenade you want to fark.

Second Answer after the chump wakes up after the crazy sex: There won't be a second date.

Forgot to add that this date wasn't an uber-hottie with a pancake ass. She was more like a typical skinny girl. How do I know? I have a 10-year-old athletic son. Do her...you bet. Lust after her...no.

nacker: It doesn't really matter, since rape is legal in Colorado.

Nope, just in Boulder.

Pyr0: I heard that one as "9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangs"

The tenth person, of course, is the one getting banged.

/obligatory end to that "joke".

Tainted1: nacker: It doesn't really matter, since rape is legal in Colorado.

Nope, just in Boulder.

I swear, I saw this and thought "Boulder?"

This place is farking scary.

Well, I can't take pity on a man of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind!

tonesskin
Whoever put drugs in that girl's drink, seriously needs a good beat down.

But she asked him to do it. (sorry I had too.)
Actually he may like a good beat Down/Off.

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.

She gave him the pill. Asinine is subby's rejection of law and order, and the us constitution. get off the internets, al qaida!

NO means Nitric Oxide

nacker: It doesn't really matter, since rape is legal in Colorado.

It's like saying hello.

Pyr0: I heard that one as "9 out of 10 people enjoy gangbangsrape"

FTFY fail

Britney Spear's Speculum: Pyr0: I heard that one as "9 out of 10 people enjoy gang bangs rape"

FTFY fail

...actually the tenth guy into a gang bang isn't exactly hitting a sexual highlight. By that point in time I am sure it is not quite as enjoyable. I would say that 9 out of ten people enjoying a gang bang as a reasonable conversion rate.

Revenge of John Gault: ...actually the tenth guy into a gang bang isn't exactly hitting a sexual highlight. By that point in time I am sure it is not quite as enjoyable. I would say that 9 out of ten people enjoying a gang bang as a reasonable conversion rate.

Well that isn't funny at all.