Site seems to be farked

You mean like voice recognition software? I had that on my computer 10 years ago.

I don't want to yell at my computer so zefrank can make fun of me.

No, I can't.

Worked for me.

This seems cool, but suffers from the same problem as etch-a-sketch. There's no hand-eye coordination, so you get jagged, crankily lines

ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

Well, if I change my name to Earl, have a few more drinks...

I can call him on the big white phone?

Site's working for me, but it's hard to get the volume of your voice "just right" so that it will draw a straight line. Too low, and the brush turns to the left, too high and it turns to the right, so I just ended up with a blob in the middle of the screen.

turn your porn up loud and watch that be drawed out

yes but my name is &$&&$SCSC$@&CS

Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

You're right.

I made a circle! Also, I'm mute.

/Hot...ish .....

With my stutter I got what looks essentially like some earthquake graph.

Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

What if her name is Dot?

ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.

ShamWowofDamocles: With my stutter I got what looks essentially like some earthquake graph.

That's OK, I still can see what you type....

ShamWowofDamocles: Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

You can pinch off; it just hurts like a ....but I kinda like that.

So can they now hear what you say and spy on you?????

Scutter: ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.


Girls win.

LeChevalier

You can pinch off; it just hurts like a ....but I kinda like that.

Intentional genital distress is something I have yet to embrace. At least I have something new to add to the "Pros" column.

You can pinch off; it just hurts like a ....but I kinda like that.


OMG! Tell me this isn't going to go there...

/multiple orgasms? We can do that!

Yes but mostly because my mouth is filled with urine.

Scutter: ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.

The female orgasm is a myth, it has never been found, photographed, documented, or even sketched.

It does not exist.


LeChevalier: ShamWowofDamocles: Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

You can pinch off; it just hurts like a ....but I kinda like that.


I never knew stopping the stream was an obscure kinda thing.

Think Ive always been able to do that and dont think it ever hurt.

Weird....Now im going to have to try when I finish this 90min....its not something I really know off the top of my head but im sure ive done it many times.

Thanks, Subby. I enjoyed that. I'm drawing with music.

sirgrim
Yes but mostly because my mouth is filled with urine.

...............

ShamWowofDamocles: Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.


Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

sirgrim: Yes but mostly because my mouth is filled with urine.

Yours?

Scutter: ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.

If these two abilities are supposed to be unique to women it's news to me.

ScottRiqui:


Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

You are apparently more evolved than me. I can greatly diminish the stream and stop it for no more than a second or two before back-pressure becomes critical.

/maybe I'll add this info to my profile.
//you know - in case someone else wants to know.

Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.


The gentlemanly thing to do is pee it for them.

CornbreadOracle: Scutter: ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.


Girls win.

Don't forget they have teh boobies, too. If I had teh boobies, I'd never leave the house.

Scutter: ShamWowofDamocles:
On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.

They can apparently have multiple orgasms, too, or so I've heard. I've never seen it.

Guys can too- at least some can

ShamWowofDamocles: ScottRiqui:


Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

You are apparently more evolved than me. I can greatly diminish the stream and stop it for no more than a second or two before back-pressure becomes critical.

/maybe I'll add this info to my profile.
//you know - in case someone else wants to know.

Guess it would be the male version of the Keegels.

The same muscles are related to control of arousal and orgasm...

Maybe that has something to do with it?

ScottRiqui: ShamWowofDamocles: Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.


Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

I've always assumed everyone could do it too. It's never hurt for me.

Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

They can do it. They just have to use Morse code.

ScottRiqui:
Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

Same here, I guess we're a minority.

/Stay strong, fellow Streamie.

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: ScottRiqui: ShamWowofDamocles: Epsilon: ANYONE can pee their name in the snow? I've never known a chick with that talent.

And yes, they are secretly jealous that they can't do it.

On the flip side, they can apparently cut off the stream at will. There are times I would have traded my urinary penmanship abilities for the power to pinch off.


Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that.

I've always assumed everyone could do it too. It's never hurt for me.

Wait until you've got a great thundering torrent going on, and then try to stop it.

It's fine if you're just sort of tailing off, but that's not what we're talking about.

ShamWowofDamocles: ScottRiqui: Other men can't cut off the stream mid-piss if needs be? I thought we could all do that. You are apparently more evolved than me. I can greatly diminish the stream and stop it for no more than a second or two before back-pressure becomes critical.
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I can stop mine just fine. Just wait until you're 80, you won't be able to keep it flowing :)

tshetter: Guess it would be the male version of the Keegels.

The same muscles are related to control of arousal and orgasm...

Maybe that has something to do with it?

This theory fits both my personal experience and the anecdotal evidence I've encountered.

The Tony Danzas: Wait until you've got a great thundering torrent going on, and then try to stop it.

It's fine if you're just sort of tailing off, but that's not what we're talking about.

Unless you're some kind of zen master, you're not going to be able to stop on a dime. Regular folks can learn to stop completely, should the need arise, but it still will take a few seconds to completely trail off. There are miles of tangled tubes up there that continue to work even after your great need shuts the bladder down.

If you've got the ability to stop completely at a moment's notice, pressing the unused urine back up into your bladder, you're some kind of weird Buddhist that can set himself on fire in front of the White House without freaking out.

No, I can't.

Don't own a microphone.

I stop mine mid stream all the time, a 16.9 oz coke bottle fills up fast.

Ever had that situation where you're standing at the urinal doing your business when suddenly you realize you have to shiat too? And I mean BAD! There are several choices you must make at this point. First, do you stop urinating midstream and continue in the toilet? Or do you finish peeing and then do the dooky later, even though you have a building sense of urgency to drop a load? Second, once you've stopped peeing (complete or not), do you put your schlong back in your pants for the trek to the toilet? I mean, it's not that long a walk, and (considering the aforementioned back pressure and imminent dump) you don't want to waste any time putting it back in your pants, zipping up, going to the toilet, and completely restarting what you've already started. On the other hand, do you want to walk around a public restroom with your ding dong hanging out? You might get some very uncomfortable stares and/or marriage proposals.

I can play Tic-Tac-Toe...if I wear a skirt, drop trou, and squat shake my ass A LOT.

/Did I mention this involves at least a six pack of Bud Light?

Damn, WFern beat me. Well played, sir. Well played.

FROGSTOMPER: I stop mine mid stream all the time, a 16.9 oz coke bottle fills up fast.

Not as fast as a 40 ml urine specimen bottle. That's when I usually have to go from full-blast to a dead stop, then move the bottle out of the way, screw the cap on, put the bottle on top of the urinal, and then finish up.