Gah! That's like getting a blowjob from the love-child of Conan O'Brien and Ricky Gervais.

Heh... thamike and his kooky comments

*clicks link*

OMG.... nail, head, hit it dead on

I see that the ongoing struggle to overcome male oppression has liberated skanky, droopy-assed broads from the bonds that had previously held them back from entering the heretofore mostly male domain of predatory pedophilia.

Oh, you go, grandma.

Mother of Jesus that's an ugly dame.

He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

Is that a picture of her face, or her sagging buttocks?

ROONEY!!!

Psychotropic: He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

But, according to the article he's a victim!

FTFA: "The victim stated Strahan would call the local high school that he attended and pretend to be his mother and check him out of school on multiple occasions," Roberts reported, adding it was during a time the boy was living with Strahan and her husband.

Police would not disclose why the boy was living with the couple or their relationship to him.

Hmmm. Something more was going on here.

I8B4U: Psychotropic: He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

But, according to the article he's a victim!

You seen that pic? I would say he's a victim!

Dennis_Moore: ROONEY!!!

I lol'ed.

Dennis_Moore: ROONEY!!!

Good job.

I would have never fessed up to banging that if I were him.

Even with pics, this thread is worthless

I8B4U: Psychotropic: He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

But, according to the article he's a victim!

And posters in the thread w/ the article are saying "boys aren't 'victimised' the same way that girls are when this happens."

Thinking that girls are "victimised" either is nonsense.

In the "4 teachers arrested for sex with students at the same school" thread yesterday lotso male teachers recounted their female students shamelessly hitting on them.

16/17 year old girl can have sex with 15 boys and 15 girls her own age and that's fine and dandy but if/when she sleeps with a 25 year old she's a "victim."

Gimme a break.

Dennis_Moore: ROONEY!!!

I love you for that, and Did anyone read the comments. The Ol' Tennessean has a few posters who seem to think that if a woman has sex with a boy, it can emotional scar him, even though the guy who works in the juvenile sector, who says that when things like this happens boys are more proud of it, and are not even close to scarred because of it.

I agree, if I were seduced by a woman who I would rate. . . .even a 6. . .I wouldn't be scarred at all, and the higher the number, the better! Now If I was seduced by some granny with ape-tits and no dentures in. . . . I may be scarred, no matter what age I was. lol

What do you think? Do adolescent males feel emotionally scarred because they did what nature is already screaming at them to do?

Let's see, probation or prison?

click on link

she's looking at 20 to life

No crime here.

They print her name, address and a picture. They should have given her phone number, maybe she's available for a party (ewwww) Also need phone number of closest VD clinic...

//meh

Moooooooooooooommmmmmmm

He's a victim...of his optometrist.

FTFA: Strahan performed oral sex on him a number of times throughout 2007 and 2008


They keep calling him a victim.

Unfortunately Oh_Enough_Already there isn't quite a scale to determine mental stability and emotional maturity, so they just stick with Age, and then slap on a shiat load of penalties for mating with someone under a certain age, even though mental stability could be much more than someone else the same age.

Hell I remember when I was 16 I messed around with my 13 yr old neighbor who was the initiator in the situation. She didn't know what she was doing but she sure as hell wanted to learn fast.

Hmmm...surely the previous comments about the attractiveness of the woman in question must be exaggerations...

*clicks link*




Christ, is there ANYTHING that desperate high school seniors won't fark?

Can we let this obnoxious headline format die already? Let's put on our creativity caps and come up with something better, yeah?

vcoalition: What do you think? Do adolescent males feel emotionally scarred because they did what nature is already screaming at them to do?

Let's start a dialogue and find out!

Cougars phone ahead?

tonesskin: He's a victim...of his optometrist.

I know it's not what you meant, but could you imagine being molested by an optometrist?

The whole time, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: The whole time, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"

See my ensuing want ad on Craigslist for new keyboard.

Kid gets out of school, and gets a bj at an age where you are so pumped up with hormones, you'd drill a pillow attached to a desk leg. A victimless crime, imho.

thereadlines, why so fellatious?

And she lives on Rideout Lane.

I don't really see a legal problem with the sex part, but I can see her being arrested for fraud.

Badgers, that is not what it looks like.

Psychotropic: He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

And in Illinois. 17 is legal if the older person isn't in a "position of authority."

I suppose they should give her a fine or something for checking a kid that isn't hers out of school.

he was only looking at the top of her head ? and head is head !

FuturePastNow: And in Illinois. 17 is legal if the older person isn't in a "position of authority."

Oh she was in a position of authority all right...

/wink wink
//nudge nudge

Psychotropic: He was 17.
She wasn't a schoolteacher.

100% legal sex in North Carolina.

Here in Texas this would also be legal. 17 is our age of consent.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: tonesskin: He's a victim...of his optometrist.

I know it's not what you meant, but could you imagine being molested by an optometrist?

The whole time, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"

HA! Awesome.

not ONE pic of the only Strahan that deserves their own picture? Pathetic.

And who names their high school "Blackman"...

tonesskin: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: tonesskin: He's a victim...of his optometrist.

I know it's not what you meant, but could you imagine being molested by an optometrist?

The whole time, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"

HA! Awesome.

I LOL'd X-D.

All fug jokes aside, what kind of 18 year old guy rats out a lady for getting him out of school and giving him bjs a year ago?

I'd lean less towards emotional trauma of the bjs and more towards spite caused by something else (i.e. she stopped giving him bjs).

/bjs

Wow, was I so horny as a teenage boy that I was THAT desperate? I don't think so.

Can we stop it with the "He liked it so he's not a victim" argument? It's pretty ignorant and short sighted. Of course the kid enjoyed it, he's a teenager filled with hormones. What you all fail to see is that makes it worse of a crime. What if one of these "lucky" kids got herpes from the woman who they slept with? What if she got pregnant? Should the kid be paying child support? Maybe you think teenagers should be dealing with those kinds of consequences for the rest of their lives, because of a decision they made when they can't exactly do their best decision-making, but I think that the woman who was older and was more aware of the consequences should have been responsible, and took advantage of a kid who was only thinking about sex at the time.

/hotlinked

I would not touch it with a rake.
But I guess I should jump in and take my chances like these brave warriors. A little vagina never hurt anybody.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I know it's not what you meant, but could you imagine being molested by an optometrist?

The whole time, "Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this? Better like this, or better like this?"

Sweet merciful crap that's full of win.