I'm doing fine. Quit humping my leg.

bingo the psych-o: I'm doing fine. Quit humping my leg.

prude

bingo the psych-o: I'm doing fine. Quit humping my leg.

I hate when women do that, don't they know we need time to ease into the mood.

I think the most important thing a woman learns is how often does he brushes his teeth.

I'm gonna get herpes today trying to find lust.
/FTFA: "Men like sloppier kisses blowjobs," she said.
//kisses, no. BJs, yes

what.. you were expecting no tongue?




/deathtongue

UseLessHuman: I think the most important thing a woman learns is how often does he brushes his teeth.

no no no, i think its should be based on how well she makes the sammich

Doctor Funkenstein: Helen Fisher, an anthropologist at Rutgers University in New Jersey, said for men the kisses appear to provide data on a woman's estrogen level, The Daily Mail reported. That would let them know where the woman is in the fertility cycle are a necessary step to take before getting her to polish his knob.

And the Docta wins!

I meant tongue luck

For anyone who read the FARK book, click on the link to researcher Helen Fisher's name in the article. It brings up other stories about this woman's research. The first two, in 2003 and 2005, were released apparently without regard to the calendar. But since 2006, this woman has been the go-to for an annual anthropological look at Valentimes.

Junk science without any actual information? Yay!

What does this type of kiss say about me?

/hotlinking to Glamour? Yes we can.

Oh, hey Digg! I didn't see you standing there.

Fark YOU, subby, and shove that stupid phrase up your ass.

Ha! 14 comments.

/I was amused...

Bah! Humbug! As long as I keep the biatch fed she doesn't have a say in the matter!

According to the article, I have just about even amounts of the 4 neurochemicals. I guess that's why I get so much poon.

/26

sloppy and wet.

/its an arranged marriage
//Mr. Sammy Adams and Mr. Jacky Daniels arranged the whole thing

White girls are cute no doubt, but a lot of them have really thin lips. Thin lips aren't as much fun, wehn it comes to kissing.

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

FTA: Women, on the other hand, may be getting unconscious information on whether a potential partner has an immune system different from theirs. Marrying someone with complementary immunity could lead to healthier offspring with a broad range of disease resistance.

I feel like this happened to me once. I kissed a guy on our first date, and there was something familiar, or even familial about his smell or something. To be honest, it was like kissing my brother. (No, he was not my brother, or any relation.)That sensation obviously killed the romance. I guess his DNA didn't offer me a broad enough range of immune resistance.

Cheron:
bingo the psych-o: I'm doing fine. Quit humping my leg.

I hate when women do that, don't they know we need time to ease into the mood.

OK.. in all seriousness... why do some women NOT realize men need a bit of time to get in the mood too? We're not machines. Yeah, we like blowjobs and getting her legs all up on our shoulders and stuff, but you know, a little kissing and messing around for ten minutes or so is nice to have before all that. Then y'all can start humping our legs.

/first kisses are awesome, usually ill-timed and awkward as hell but definitely one of life's Good Things

"Men like sloppier kisses," she said.



Her first fail is focusing on the "how" and not the "where".

I wish every kiss could feel like the first kiss. Makes my nipples hard just to think about it.

Hilary T. N. Seuss: I kissed a girl, and I liked it.

I hope Harvey Dent don't mind it!

/wait what?

I like to give lots of tongue when I kiss

what does that say about me?

I wish every kiss could feel like the first kiss.

If your kissing the "right" kisser they can always be that way.

"Gimme lots of tongue, sugar buns!"

People don't seem to really understand what these sorts of studies are saying: we are not in control of our actions. The "magic" of love doesn't exist, and is simply a series of biochemical reactions that take place in the brain to let us subconsciously know if we should be mating with a certain individual. And if it's like that for love, then it's true of many other things. Your friends aren't really your friends because you and they have some sort of true and loyal bond; they're running a subconscious tally of needs versus rewards and acting accordingly.

We like to hold ourselves high because of our capacity for free will, but when you think about it, our free will only applies to the rather pointless things in life. Where will I live? What will (not if) I eat? What should I watch on TV? For the biologically important things (not dying, reproducing, eating) we're largely slaves to our subconscious. Every once in a while we can aspire to something that isn't robotic and horrible, but it's the exception, not the rule.

So is it good or bad when the first kiss tastes like semen?

/I know the answer when the first kiss tastes like poo.
//...

I haven't had my first kiss, so I'm crying in a corner right now.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Every once in a while we can aspire to something that isn't robotic and horrible, but it's the exception, not the rule.

Sounds like someone needs oil.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Every once in a while we can aspire to something that isn't robotic and horrible, but it's the exception, not the rule.

Wow, I'll bet the ladies love that sort of romantic shiat.

A rainbows just the splitting of the visible light spectrum by droplets of water in the atmosphere. Its still pretty though. A prime stake is just a pile of proteins, amino acids and assorted chemical compounds heaped together that's been scorched and burned. It still tastes good. Santa Claus isn't real but that toy you got one year still made you the happiest kid on the planet.

The hows and the whys are interesting to be sure. But nothing stops being what it is just because you an quantify its components.

/go cry more, emo

Here's a question:

How do you tell a girl you're going out with, she has really bad breath?

Difficulty: I live in Venezuela, and she's THAT venezuelan hot girl, so yea, don't want to stop hitting that, but I'm gonna have to start wearing noseplugs or something

maq0r: Here's a question:

How do you tell a girl you're going out with, she has really bad breath?

Difficulty: I live in Venezuela, and she's THAT venezuelan hot girl, so yea, don't want to stop hitting that, but I'm gonna have to start wearing noseplugs or something

te quiero, pero no me gusta tu mal aliento. MENTOS das frachmacher!

Pure BS "research" just in time for Valihalmarktine Day. What would an anthropologist know of such things? Obviously, she's not a very good anthropologist, either. Were she, she'd know that kissing is a rather new practice, originated in the West, and is not a part of the sex act for most of the world's people.

kissing is for wussies. It is straight to the hairless vagina for me.

Also, her vajaayay is kind of fishy too.

Could it be a yeast, bacterial thing?, give her ampicilin laced ice cream?

kissing is universal. PUBLIC kissing is western

maq0r: Here's a question:

How do you tell a girl you're going out with, she has really bad breath?

Difficulty: I live in Venezuela, and she's THAT venezuelan hot girl, so yea, don't want to stop hitting that, but I'm gonna have to start wearing noseplugs or something

I just pretend to smell my own bad breath and eat a mint while commenting on how self-conscious I am about that and how easily I can smell those types of things, offer her one for good measure too right before you 'put them away'. Through osmosis she'll pick up on that insecurity and soon it'll take care of itself, even the poisson de vajine.

JackieRabbit: Pure BS "research" just in time for Valihalmarktine Day. What would an anthropologist know of such things? Obviously, she's not a very good anthropologist, either. Were she, she'd know that kissing is a rather new practice, originated in the West, and is not a part of the sex act for most of the world's people.

Dude, have you even looked at her research before? Lady knows what she's talking about, and she knows how to stick to the scientific method. I'm trusting miss love doctor Helen instead of whatever crap Anthropology 101 textbook you had back in the day.

"Men like sloppier kisses,"

Uh, yeah. My first kiss was sloppy and terrible and I wondered why the fark people enjoy this.

/scrolled over "kisses" and got an ad for 50% off home phone service
//wtf?!?!

BumpInTheNight: maq0r: Here's a question:

How do you tell a girl you're going out with, she has really bad breath?

Difficulty: I live in Venezuela, and she's THAT venezuelan hot girl, so yea, don't want to stop hitting that, but I'm gonna have to start wearing noseplugs or something

I just pretend to smell my own bad breath and eat a mint while commenting on how self-conscious I am about that and how easily I can smell those types of things, offer her one for good measure too right before you 'put them away'. Through osmosis she'll pick up on that insecurity and soon it'll take care of itself, even the poisson de vajine.

Should I also pop a mint when eating fish?

KelvinTheClown - this woman has been the go-to for an annual anthropological look at Valentimes.

I read that as - this woman has been the go-to for an anial anthropological look at Valentimes.

If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It's in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)
Oh, yeah! Its in his kiss!
(That's where it is!)