Now that's a prime example of cruel and unusual punishment.

FredaDeStilleto: cruel and unusual punishment

That was exactly what I thought.

....and they said that love was dead......

It's either going to go really well, or really bad. In this case, bad.

thereadlines: It's either going to go really well, or really bad. In this case, bad.

With a name like "Eulogy", how else could it end?

In other news, Grammar Nazis invaded Subby's home today due to the missing comma after 'Man'.

/pet peeve
//Valentines Day Massacre slashies!

Please get that drama comma out of the headline.

Was he clawing at the jailhouse door screaming to let him back in?

/brooks was here.

As far as I can tell from the story, I kind of agree with the guy here.

The article said him and his wife were separated, why was she being such a coont about it?

I think it's bullshiat that they arrested him when he was trying to get her out of his truck. She had no business being in there and he was protecting his property.

It turned out differently for me. My wife found out about the affair in a similar way -- not my phone, but she found an email from my mistress because I had stupidly left my gmail account open on my laptop the night before. She emailed my mistress from her private account, and invited her over to chat. Shockingly, my mistress agreed to the meeting. I think my wife's original plan was to beat the hell out of her when she arrived, but I guess cooler heads prevailed and they just started talking. Apparently they busted out some of the wine from the cellar and started getting to know each other. My wife said that sometime around the second bottle she started looking at my mistress in "a different way." Now, both of these ladies are very hot -- what can I say, I've got great taste. So apparently my wife moved from the chair to the couch next to my mistress, and the nature of the conversation changed to... something sexual in nature.

To make a long story short, when I came home from work I found their torn clothing strewn about the living room, and the two of them were in bed together. I was frozen in shock at the bedroom door. My wife looked up, saw me there, and said the words I will never forget: "Come join us."

And then thereadlines woke up.

thereadlines: It turned out differently for me. My wife found out about the affair in a similar way -- not my phone, but she found an email from my mistress because I had stupidly left my gmail account open on my laptop the night before. She emailed my mistress from her private account, and invited her over to chat. Shockingly, my mistress agreed to the meeting. I think my wife's original plan was to beat the hell out of her when she arrived, but I guess cooler heads prevailed and they just started talking. Apparently they busted out some of the wine from the cellar and started getting to know each other. My wife said that sometime around the second bottle she started looking at my mistress in "a different way." Now, both of these ladies are very hot -- what can I say, I've got great taste. So apparently my wife moved from the chair to the couch next to my mistress, and the nature of the conversation changed to... something sexual in nature.

To make a long story short, when I came home from work I found their torn clothing strewn about the living room, and the two of them were in bed together. I was frozen in shock at the bedroom door. My wife looked up, saw me there, and said the words I will never forget: "Come join us."

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to a guy like me...

/video or pictures or it didn't happen

I thought that in cases of domestic abuse (violence) BOTH people got arrested if both were assaulted each other....Probably a jilted female officer...

FTAThe deputy on scene noted that Katherine wasn't injured - and that Warren had several scratches on his face, neck and chest. But because Warren was the first one to get physical, he was deemed the primary aggressor in the fight.

Where were those idiots saying that if a woman hits them, they will just hit them back a few days ago? That statement pretty much sums it up, no matter what, if there is a fight between a man and woman either both go to jail or just the man. The woman never goes alone because women are not violent in the courts eyes.

Its bullshiat but it happens, men are always considered the aggressor even though in this case the women were and obviously set him up.

Fallguyx: thereadlines: It turned out differently for me. My wife found out about the affair in a similar way -- not my phone, but she found an email from my mistress because I had stupidly left my gmail account open on my laptop the night before. She emailed my mistress from her private account, and invited her over to chat. Shockingly, my mistress agreed to the meeting. I think my wife's original plan was to beat the hell out of her when she arrived, but I guess cooler heads prevailed and they just started talking. Apparently they busted out some of the wine from the cellar and started getting to know each other. My wife said that sometime around the second bottle she started looking at my mistress in "a different way." Now, both of these ladies are very hot -- what can I say, I've got great taste. So apparently my wife moved from the chair to the couch next to my mistress, and the nature of the conversation changed to... something sexual in nature.

To make a long story short, when I came home from work I found their torn clothing strewn about the living room, and the two of them were in bed together. I was frozen in shock at the bedroom door. My wife looked up, saw me there, and said the words I will never forget: "Come join us."

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to a guy like me...

/video or pictures or it didn't happen


Yeah, "...this sort of thing happens to me everyday..."

Sounds like this guy had the same problem.

Not a RickRoll.

Cheers!

thereadlines: It turned out differently for me. My wife found out about the affair in a similar way -- not my phone, but she found an email from my mistress because I had stupidly left my gmail account open on my laptop the night before. She emailed my mistress from her private account, and invited her over to chat. Shockingly, my mistress agreed to the meeting. I think my wife's original plan was to beat the hell out of her when she arrived, but I guess cooler heads prevailed and they just started talking. Apparently they busted out some of the wine from the cellar and started getting to know each other. My wife said that sometime around the second bottle she started looking at my mistress in "a different way." Now, both of these ladies are very hot -- what can I say, I've got great taste. So apparently my wife moved from the chair to the couch next to my mistress, and the nature of the conversation changed to... something sexual in nature.

To make a long story short, when I came home from work I found their torn clothing strewn about the living room, and the two of them were in bed together. I was frozen in shock at the bedroom door. My wife looked up, saw me there, and said the words I will never forget: "Come join us."

When did PocketNiNja get here?

Freakpower: As far as I can tell from the story, I kind of agree with the guy here.

The article said him and his wife were separated, why was she being such a coont about it?

Came here to say this.

I would have asked for a threesome.

thereadlines ...

I have to call bullshiat here

Poor B#@%@$d,

Probably asked to have get arrested. Easiest way out of that situation.

I woulda said "Honey this is all part of my plan. I wanted you two to meet. Your gonna be great friends. I recently found out I was a Mormon by birth and well you know its kinda a religous obligation...."

The system sucks. She had no signs of injuries, he was clawed and his shirt torn apart and they arrested him?

From the evidence it sounds like he didn't fight back when she was going psycho on him.

Guys let this be a lesson. If she goes nuts on you, don't call the police unless you want to go to jail.

Freakpower: As far as I can tell from the story, I kind of agree with the guy here.

The article said him and his wife were separated, why was she being such a coont about it?

It was probably because the dude was the only one that knew they were separated - that's how it usually works.

/going through a divorce at one time, except only my husband and match.com knew.
//now I really am.
///much better.

squishedhead: It was probably because the dude was the only one that knew they were separated - that's how it usually works.

Eh, the wife was without her wedding ring. Something tells me she was aware of the fact that they were on the outs.

Malbar: The women set him up for a confrontation and when officers noted he was the only one with signs of abuse, arrested him and let them go free? What a load of horseshiat.

Thats how it works, the little woman can never be the agitator in the situation, its amazing that line of thinking still works since we all know women are vindictive biatches.

"Katherine retaliated by clawing Warren and ripping his shirt apart," the report said.

It was at about this time that deputies came.

I don't blame them. I would have spooged at that point too.

They have a jail there made from Land-o'-Lakes butter?

Aww, that's so sweet.

...Can you believe someone actually asked me yesterday why I don't date?

First, he had a mistress and wife. Now, he gets to be a mistress and wife!

Seriously, this is why we make the kids watch Cops. It seems like every friggin episode has at least one case of man with hatchet sticking out of his back. Woman is screaming, crying, and carrying on, but who goes to jail? Not the woman, aw heil no, it's poor old Joe. Maybe they'll take him to the emergency room for hatchet removal, or not. Stay away from women, boys, they are nothing but trouble.

so let me get this straight.
The guy kindly asks his wife to get out of HIS truck. She refuses.
She is going through all of his stuff. probably through shiat everywhere.
Is he supposed to sit there and let this happen?
No... he goes over and probably tries to get her out of his truck without unnecessary force. By this I mean only the force required to her her out of his fing truck. She then attacks him and they fall on the floor and he has scratches all over his face from his crazy wife.
She is obviously the aggressor because she was in a rage from finding out about the mistress. he was just trying to get out of an embarrassing situation.
She should have been arrested and not him.
F the law.

I love heartwarmers like this.

martid4: I would have asked for a threesome.

Jsc810: And then thereadlines woke up.

I've had that dream too, though I think wasn't having the affair first.

Premeditated_Road_Rage: In other news, Grammar Nazis invaded Subby's home today due to the missing comma after 'Man'.

/pet peeve
//Valentines Day Massacre slashies!

In an ordinary sentence, yes. But this is a headline so the comma could be interpreted as a substitute for "and."

isn't it romantic,,,

I live with my soon-to-be wife and our 24 year old girlfriend, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/Sometimes poly works
//It takes work

candiru.fish: I live with my soon-to-be wife and our 24 year old girlfriend, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/Sometimes poly works
//It takes work

Yup, I live with my bf and two other women. We have a great time.

/not a lesbonin
//but boy would that make the bf happy!

Jerk would have been better off in jail.

Pro Tip .... If you going to touched a woman after you request that she get out of your truck, and she doesn't, you may as well touched her real hard, so hard that it knocked out a few teeth. Because you're going to jail anyway!

joltek: Pro Tip .... If you going to touched a woman after you request that she get out of your truck, and she doesn't, you may as well touched her real hard, so hard that it knocked out a few teeth. Because you're going to jail anyway!

I recently went through a DV case here in Washington. Wife claims I threatened to kill her, and pushed her in a chair. All the result of a stupid argument. End result? I went to jail even though she, the next day, called to tell people she made up the story. I was arrested under "probable cause" even though she had no marks on her.

But yeah. Total crap. I don't even raise my voice in anger at people, let alone grab or strike them. The cops that showed up to the scene (Wife called 911-- first thing she asked was for the NON EMERGENCY phone number for the police) and took her statement, but never wrote down a single thing I said. They knew before even showing up that I was the one who was going to be arrested. While being arrested the cop who put the cuffs on apologized and said they didn't want to, but had to because of the law. At the stations I was also given really long cuffs to wear so I was comfortable the whole time.

The most annoying part was that they tried to make this last as long as possible, while keeping a no-contact order up. I couldn't legally go home, see my wife, call, etc. Made it hard to see my daughter, too. All of this with my wife calling the prosecutor DAILY telling them to drop the case they have nothing. NO witnesses, no evidence, it was purely a "he said, she said" type of case.

Luckily I was able to stay with family in the area-- otherwise I would have been paying for a hotel or something, with no car, for almost 3 months. They ran this as far as they could.

/case dropped after they realized I was not going to accept their plea bargains
//Looking at pressing charges for civil rights violations
///Fark EVERY state that has mandatory arrest mandates.