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(Contact Music) Cool Alice In Chains join Motley Crüe to headline Rock On The Range in Ohio this May with Korn and Avenged Sevenfold. Infected and jaundiced Nikki Sixx trifecta complete   (contactmusic.com) divider line 29
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jvcturntable 2009-02-14 05:07:34 AM  
Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.

 
youliedtome 2009-02-14 05:47:25 AM  
This is finally the US's chance to do something "kinda" like the Download in Donnington...i wounder how many boobs i will get to see..... 15...passes out

 
Tourney3p0 2009-02-14 06:07:50 AM  
jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.

Over in one.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 09:05:36 AM  
jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.


Dear JVC,

A few bands you don't like are the least of your problems. *sympathetic sobbing*

--God

 
Kenthehillwilliam 2009-02-14 09:17:08 AM  
oh man meth sales are going to sky rocket that weekend!

 
Swizzle Dick 2009-02-14 09:41:35 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.


Dear JVC,

A few bands you don't like are the least of your problems. *sympathetic sobbing*

--God


LOL I've been to St.Louis, sweety. Columbus is a cosmopolitan Eden in comparison.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 10:11:34 AM  
Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.


Dear JVC,

A few bands you don't like are the least of your problems. *sympathetic sobbing*

--God

LOL I've been to St.Louis, sweety. Columbus is a cosmopolitan Eden in comparison.


Lived in Columbus, too, twinkletoes.

NO comparison.

 
Swizzle Dick 2009-02-14 10:14:09 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.


Dear JVC,

A few bands you don't like are the least of your problems. *sympathetic sobbing*

--God

LOL I've been to St.Louis, sweety. Columbus is a cosmopolitan Eden in comparison.

Lived in Columbus, too, twinkletoes.

NO comparison.


All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 10:16:06 AM  
Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a rock fallout shelter lined with Black Sabbath and Birthday Party LPs.


Dear JVC,

A few bands you don't like are the least of your problems. *sympathetic sobbing*

--God

LOL I've been to St.Louis, sweety. Columbus is a cosmopolitan Eden in comparison.

Lived in Columbus, too, twinkletoes.

NO comparison.

All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.


You don't know what you're talking about, do you?

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 10:17:34 AM  
Swizzle Dick:

All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.


Let me guess...you live there and you're one of those soft-dicked college football fanatics.

What did I win, noob?

 
Swizzle Dick 2009-02-14 11:10:23 AM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick:

All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.

Let me guess...you live there and you're one of those soft-dicked college football fanatics.

What did I win, noob?


LOLZZZ I get it! You're trying to be funny! You win the dubious honor of living in one of Forbes shiattiest places to live in the universe! I'm certain that it suits you well! Now piss off you pathetic cockmonkey.

 
Prince of Pluto 2009-02-14 11:19:44 AM  
AIC replaced Layne? I had no idea.

 
The Laughing Kookaburra 2009-02-14 11:25:25 AM  
Prince of Pluto: AIC replaced Layne? I had no idea.

Um, yeah. About Layne....

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 12:18:41 PM  
Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick:

All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.

Let me guess...you live there and you're one of those soft-dicked college football fanatics.

What did I win, noob?

LOLZZZ I get it! You're trying to be funny! You win the dubious honor of living in one of Forbes shiattiest places to live in the universe! I'm certain that it suits you well! Now piss off you pathetic cockmonkey.


Oh, noes, I pissed off a Buckeyes-fellater. Oh, and I don't read Forbes, Simple Jack.

heh

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 12:19:19 PM  
Prince of Pluto: AIC replaced Layne? I had no idea.

You may want to sit down...

 
kab 2009-02-14 12:33:35 PM  
I'm either getting old, or that's simply a terrible lineup.

/Likely a bit of each

 
thistime 2009-02-14 12:57:52 PM  
motley crew fark trifecta of suck in play?

 
Theonceovertwice 2009-02-14 01:39:26 PM  
I'm disappointed in Alice. Why would they play such a show?

Besides, without Layne, they're done.

 
00ghost27 2009-02-14 02:00:12 PM  
Rock on the Range always has the shiattiest line up. It could be awesome but it chooses to suck instead. There needs to be more good festivals in the US

 
ertznay 2009-02-14 04:33:53 PM  
Alice in Chains were OK, but Diamond Lie kicked ASS!.

 
Third Day Mark 2009-02-14 07:44:22 PM  
Korn is still touring? Really?

 
Third Day Mark 2009-02-14 07:45:05 PM  
Theonceovertwice: I'm disappointed in Alice. Why would they play such a show?

Besides, without Layne, they're done.


Have you listened to the new stuff?

 
Swizzle Dick 2009-02-14 08:05:00 PM  
Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick: Marla Singer's Laundry: Swizzle Dick:

All I know is that when the Earth takes a dump, St. Louis is where the shiat comes out.

Let me guess...you live there and you're one of those soft-dicked college football fanatics.

What did I win, noob?

LOLZZZ I get it! You're trying to be funny! You win the dubious honor of living in one of Forbes shiattiest places to live in the universe! I'm certain that it suits you well! Now piss off you pathetic cockmonkey.

Oh, noes, I pissed off a Buckeyes-fellater. Oh, and I don't read Forbes, Simple Jack.

heh


Heh. I don't suspect that you read much of anything, there truc kstop.

Using your alt to give you props is soooo worn out, doncha think?

Now run along.

 
galactus5000 2009-02-14 10:22:18 PM  
Hey, Marla Singer's Laundry, remember the other day when I told you that you are one of my more liked folk here in FARK? This is why.

Bra, and indeed, vo.

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-14 10:52:21 PM  
Prince of Pluto: AIC replaced Layne? I had no idea.

Dumbass.

Also, Alice in Chains is one of the best rock bands of all time.

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2009-02-14 10:55:02 PM  
Theonceovertwice: I'm disappointed in Alice. Why would they play such a show?

Besides, without Layne, they're done.


While Layne did kick some serious ass, Jerry Cantrell was always the man behind Alice in Chains. Wrote half of their songs and most, if not all of the music.

/AiC's 2007 concert at the Gorge was the best concert I have ever been to.
//Velvet Revolver was meh.

 
seveword 2009-02-14 11:39:08 PM  
In other news, Opeth's cover of AIC's "Would?" is fantastic.

 
InternetLOL 2009-02-15 06:04:21 AM  
seveword: In other news, Opeth's cover of AIC's "Would?" is fantastic.

I agree.

 
Patroclus 2009-02-15 11:49:47 AM  
jvcturntable: Dear God, I live in Columbus. I must protect myself from the suck by creating a hardcore fallout shelter lined with Black Flag and Integrity EPs.

Fixed.

/Seriously though, what a god awful fest.
//If you're going, do the world / Columbus a favor and kill yourself.

 
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