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(Blabbermouth) Sad Motley Crue sign three album and four tour contract, ensuring at least another decade of fading tattoos, herpes breakout and creepy-looking faces covered in guyliner   (roadrunnerrecords.com) divider line 17
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ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2009-02-13 03:26:42 PM  
submitter: guyliner

*vomit*

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-02-13 05:16:42 PM  
at least they live up to their name ... They are indeed a motley crew.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-02-13 05:51:04 PM  
LET IT DIE. To quote dave mustaine of megadeth...."we use to say GLAM stood for gay l.a. metal"

 
wouldestous 2009-02-13 06:04:19 PM  
i, for one, welcome our new aging transvestite overlords

 
accountblocked 2009-02-13 06:17:39 PM  
Nikkii Sixx trifecta in play?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-02-13 06:48:02 PM  
Their time has come and gone. They really need to hang it up.

 
Tripp Johnston Private Eye 2009-02-13 06:48:25 PM  
Expect another biography. With their ghostwriter getting more ass than all of them combined.

 
VonDozier 2009-02-13 06:55:15 PM  
Another band who thinks their music wasn't just a filler in a "scene", but think their music LIVES ON FOREVER MAN

 
GoteamVenture 2009-02-13 07:01:05 PM  
VonDozier: Another band who thinks their music wasn't just a filler in a "scene", but think their music LIVES ON FOREVER MAN

buts i thought it wasnt a scene but a gawd damn arms race?

 
jsindal 2009-02-13 07:17:42 PM  
Three albums and four tours?? Somehow I don't see Mick Mars fulfilling the life of this contract...

 
Loud_Mouth_Soup 2009-02-13 10:58:31 PM  
I thought that said, "creepy-looking feces covered in guyliner".


/the poop probably plays better music

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 12:37:53 AM  
Oh help me Mrs Medlicott
I don't know what to do
I've only got three bullets
And there's four of Motley Crue

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2009-02-14 02:18:59 AM  
Thought #1: The "Three Album Contract", would be with their current label, one assumes. The President of their current label is Nikki Sixx.

Thought #2: 2 members of Motley are in their 50s (Sixx & Mars). Will they survive long enough to fulfill the contract?

With all the "Will Mick survive?" talk, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't outlive most of the band, despite his disease and age. He also put his organs through a lot less stress than the rest of the band, particularly Sixx.

 
Dalton Voss 2009-02-14 02:54:03 PM  
They mow my lawn and pay me a dollar an hour because they suck and should be destroyed.

 
Taunter 2009-02-14 05:09:24 PM  
I know that I'm in the minority, but I love the idea that the continue to tour. I know that they'll only be around for a few more years, so I'm going to see them (and most of the other 80s reunions/regurgitations) as long as I can - a la WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S or not.

They don't need to make another album. Just tour each summer.

/saw them last summer
//second time seeing Crue, fourth time seeing Vince
///show was worth every penny

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2009-02-15 10:47:41 AM  
I have 2nd row tickets to see Motley Crue in Nashville next Saturday. They always put on a great show. Saints of Los Angeles is a damn good CD also.

After all these years Motley Crue is still selling out major arenas and putting out fresh new material that actually sells and even gets a Grammy nomination. Critics can bash them all they want but usually the critic's "darlings" fade fast and are forgotten, meanwhile the Crue continues on.

Motley Crue couldn't do what they do without having fans that are willing to spend money on their product. I guess us stoners from the 80's turned out a little more successful than a lot of people thought we would be.

 
RyeZingSon 2009-02-15 03:26:35 PM  
Motley Crue rocks! I saw them in the early 80s, the early 90s, and in this decade. They pretty much kicked arse each time. I love this band. I work hard every day at the office and raising my kids. I love that I have Motley Crue to forget about things for awhile. Keep on rockin!

 
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