I hope he is alright. I don't have any kids yet, but as soon as i do i am going to let them stay with Jacko so that i can cash in! WOO HOO!

"Michael Jackson has a severe staph infection that he contracted during work to reconstruct his nose," an insider told the newspaper.

What nose?

Wasn't this story greenlit yesterday? (new window). Unless it's an entirely new infection threatening to eat his face.

Ha ha... awesome!

Serves him right.

dougfm: Wasn't this story greenlit yesterday? (new window).

See the tag? It's generally there to indicate new information on a story that's already been reported.

Two Dogs Farking: dougfm: Wasn't this story greenlit yesterday? (new window).

See the tag? It's generally there to indicate new information on a story that's already been reported.

ok, I've been resisting this for a long time to not appear noobish in the hope that some other person would take the fall but this hasn't happened...

Who is that guy?

blubberknife: Ha ha... awesome!

Serves him right.

You suck.

The world will be about 1/2 as creepy as it is now when he dies.

I'm going to pray for him, and Omarion

FarkedOver: I hope he is alright. I don't have any kids yet, but as soon as i do i am going to let them stay with Jacko so that i can cash in! WOO HOO!

He has no money.

Uchiha_Cycliste: FarkedOver: I hope he is alright. I don't have any kids yet, but as soon as i do i am going to let them stay with Jacko so that i can cash in! WOO HOO!

He has no money.

Until he sells the Beatles catalog back to McCartney any way!

Two Dogs Farking: dougfm: Wasn't this story greenlit yesterday? (new window).

See the tag? It's generally there to indicate new information on a story that's already been reported.

Ah dammit, you're right.

Obscure?

Yeah.

I had a friend who died of MRSA in about 2 days. That stuff is serious. Amputations, etc.

Holy cow. If they amputate the front half of his skull, I guarantee he'll wear a mask and compete on "Dancing with the Stars".

Hey Mikey, this is what happens when you have countless surgeries and mess with nature.

abigsmurf:

ok, I've been resisting this for a long time to not appear noobish in the hope that some other person would take the fall but this hasn't happened...

Who is that guy?

Rick Romero (new window)

Control_this: I had a friend who died of MRSA in about 2 days. That stuff is serious. Amputations, etc.

Holy cow. If they amputate the front half of his skull, I guarantee he'll wear a mask and compete on "Dancing with the Stars".

A woman at my office got it at her doctor's office. She had to have twice daily IVs of heavy duty drugs for more than 6 months. Very scary stuff.

That's ignorant!

staphalacockass?

Herunar: blubberknife: Ha ha... awesome!

Serves him right.

You suck.

Meh... I give it a 2.

Try harder.

OH NOSE!!!!

That's all I have.
Carry on people

This nation can't afford his nose to collapse.
Congress MUST approve a nasal bailout.

When MJ dies, an elaborate nightmarish chase sequence will end with Johathan Pryce pouring the human soup out of Jackson's coffin and falling into the black void within.

/Obscure enough?

I'm pretty much convinced that Michael Jackson died in the late 1990's and then reanimated via some sort of crude voodoo ritual gone horribly wrong. His bizarre antics and state of decay are evidence of this theory.

/who knew that salamander tears had a shelf life?

That's ignorant

Why anyone would risk their life for cosmetic surgery is a mystery to me. Even if it's a remote chance of injury, disgigurement or death, it's just not worth it. Unless it's laser hair removal.

Why a doctor would touch his face is beyond me. There just can't be much to work with.

authenticryan: When MJ dies, an elaborate nightmarish chase sequence will end with Johathan Pryce pouring the human soup out of Jackson's coffin and falling into the black void within.

/Obscure enough?



"Information Retrieval" disagrees.

As much as he might deserve the scorn heaped on him, I was watching the episode of the Simpsons he was on and I can't help but feel pity.

He was a talent. It's depressing.

/So was the Simpsons, that's depressing too. I'm gonna smuggle some beer onto the bus.

Just clearing out my Michael Jackson stuff. Seemed like a good place.