::walks around:: This is strange. I've never seen a thread with nobody in it before. I have first say on this topic....I finally have time to say whatever I want!

:trips and falls, his laptop crashing to the ground:

No. No! That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed... ! It's not fair!

People were probably afraid if they showed up, she might eat them. WHOA!

Some farkers will say she is fat. Some will say she is attractive. Your welcome.

ostcoiloveyouwelcometoc: Some farkers will say she is fat. Some will say she is attractive. Your welcome.

I say she's neutral - not really ugly, or attractive.

I say she's neutral - not really ugly, or attractive.


You are a magically balanced person, RectalFury.

ostcoiloveyouwelcometoc: I say she's neutral - not really ugly, or attractive.


You are a magically balanced person, RectalFury.

Well, sometimes you have to think... if she was there, ready to go. Sure. But would I run after her like a teenager? Nope. There are quite a few deserving that praise, and a lot of "Wouldn't touch it with your dick" scenarios out there. She just falls right in the middle.

RectalFury: She just falls right in the middle.



"the middle"

subtard: RectalFury: She just falls right in the middle.



"the middle"

No no no, that's fark worthy. I'm talking about new fat-ass Jessica. Jesus christ, no shiat by this standard I'd be balls deep in Eartha Kitt right now, but obviously - there would be conflict. Unless I can get my hands on a time machine.

They had a midget there. That would have been grand.

I'd pay good money to see a midget lip sync to Jessica. Especially if donkeys were involved.
/donkey midget fetish

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She can fall on my middle any time she wants...

But anyway; does this mean the radio station has no listeners, or that Jessica has no fans, or that no Jessica fans listen to that station? We must know!!

While awaiting an answer to this momentous question, please continue with the posting of *hot* Jessica pics!

grammar nazzi-er: fewer than 50 people show up

/grumbles
//GET OFF MY LAWN!!

I think that was a dwarf. Midgets have short torsos and lifespans. Dwarves commit lots of suicides. Jessica should make out with that dwarf and then she could weigh her press by the tractor load.

Fickle Finger of Fame Forgets Fatty


/ zand guess what ? it's not 2003 anymore

your only as good as your last project and if you don't do anything for a few years the tweens are going to forget you in the first 24 hours..

So to these Radio guys... thanks Captain Obvious yeah that was funny (eyesroll )

Jessica takes a sip and a squat.