or eyes

aiiee: or eyes

Yeah--she should definitely put hirsute back on.

that pic looks like she's giving birth to a small ferret

but hairy vadge should come back, I miss' em. Now girls all shave bald and have boob jobs and they all look the boring same naked

HappyHarryHardOn:
but hairy vadge should come back, I miss' em. Now girls all shave bald and have boob jobs and they all look the boring same naked

And curves. Nowadays these girls have butts like my athletic 10 year old son.

/will it catch on?

DO NOT WANT

Wow...this is almost the exact same post from 2 weeks ago.

Who the f would pay almost $40k for a nude picture of Madonna? What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?

Also, where the hell did this come from:

Walliser: Nowadays these girls have butts like my athletic 10 year old son.

People have been trying to ham-fist it into threads all afternoon and I can't find the source.

HappyHarryHardOn: that pic looks like she's giving birth to a small ferret

but hairy vadge should come back, I miss' em. Now girls all shave bald and have boob jobs and they all look the boring same naked


we have bush

Car_Ramrod: Who the f would pay almost $40k for a nude picture of Madonna? What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?

Also, where the hell did this come from:

Walliser: Nowadays these girls have butts like my athletic 10 year old son.

People have been trying to ham-fist it into threads all afternoon and I can't find the source.

The Eliza Dushku thread

Car_Ramrod:
People have been trying to ham-fist it into threads all afternoon and I can't find the source.

Showbiz tab, today's headline about Eliza Dushku.

Car_Ramrod: Who the f would pay almost $40k for a nude picture of Madonna? What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?

Also, where the hell did this come from:

Walliser: Nowadays these girls have butts like my athletic 10 year old son.

People have been trying to ham-fist it into threads all afternoon and I can't find the source.

yeah it was a funny fark up. dude was comparing his son's ass to Eliza Dushku. Great stuff.

wow, that was fail on my part. guess i should refresh the thread, eh.

Walliser: And curves. Nowadays these girls have butts like my athletic 10 year old son.

I think we're really going to have to trust you on that one.

The Photo in Question...

Someone have a razor? (DEFINITELY NSFW) (new window)

homemade amp:

Walliser:

frepnog:

Ah, thanks. Don't think it's instant meme-worthy, but meh.

Jeebus. That's quite a briar patch she's got growing down there.

Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest

proton: Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest

Looks like we just did.

AND BY THE WAY...
Whatever happened to only one entry per person per Photoshop contest? I know it used to be in the rules. Now it seems every contest has some asshat entering multiple times....what gives?

Good gawd! Blugh! If she did some deforestation on her crotchal region that would be a hot picture but otherwise it's some topless chick with Buckwheat in a leglock.

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: proton: Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest

Looks like we just did.

AND BY THE WAY...
Whatever happened to only one entry per person per Photoshop contest? I know it used to be in the rules. Now it seems every contest has some asshat entering multiple times....what gives?

Society is breaking down around us. DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA.

My god. Anyone who wants to return to bush needs to be slapped. That shiat in that pictures makes me wants to puke. I am not saying you need to be bald, but jesus, that looks like she has Don King in a triangle choke (new window)

I went down on a chick in college that was all natural, and the only way I got through it was that she was a real blonde, which was more palatable for some reason, although it eventually led to our breakup in part.

Um, my right hand and I are going back to the Salma thread.

/"I'm a muse, stupid."

This is one of those times where I can be part of the solution instead of part of the problem. I will volunteer to do free bikini waxes for all women who want them (must be a size 10 or smaller).

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: proton: Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest

Looks like we just did.

AND BY THE WAY...
Whatever happened to only one entry per person per Photoshop contest? I know it used to be in the rules. Now it seems every contest has some asshat entering multiple times....what gives?
I don't remember that ever being a rule. Even back in 2001.

ShamWowofDamocles: This is one of those times where I can be part of the solution instead of part of the problem. I will volunteer to do free bikini waxes for all women who want them (must be a size 10 or smaller).

Don't charge by the acre, huh?

I'm a fan of having some hair down there, but for crying out loud - trim that shiat. I do not want to have to go down there with a machete.

proton: Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest


Best snicker of the day...
well done

Paininthecleopatrabiter: in these tough economic times I will work for trade.

Cassata26: The Photo in Question...

Someone have a razor? (DEFINITELY NSFW) (new window)

You call that hairy? I spent a wonderful night with a lady whose pubic hair triangle top (hypotenuse? hypubenuse?) was easily a foot wide. I'd never seen anything like it before, and certainly haven't since. It wasn't thick at all, and strangely beautiful.

/There's a lot to be said for a good shave or wax though.

Bad bit in the bit bucket: if I can successfully hunt ducks while hiding in her lady fur - it is too long.

Smitty?

I laughed.

Out loud.
+1

I don't care what any of you farkers say, that photo is hot as hell.

Some of us prefer natural. Like, a lot.

Good lord...I thought it was all good from the waist-up until I spotted the fur-pits.

That girl has some serious grooming issues.

/did I see pit hair too?

You can look all natural on the top, bare where it counts. The hairless thing is boring, unflattering and I'm really hoping men will grow out of it soon.

proton: Fark needs a Madonna Photoshop contest

I haven't laughed so hard all week.

now we know where lourdes got the excessive hair from

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Some of us prefer natural.

There's natural, and then there's Sasquatch.

H_is_for_Heretic: You can look all natural on the top, bare where it counts. The hairless thing is boring, unflattering and I'm really hoping men will grow out of it soon.

I for one actively support your choice to go natural.
/my cat can eat a whole watermelon

HappyHarryHardOn: but hairy vadge should come back, I miss' em.
H_is_for_Heretic: The hairless thing is boring, unflattering and I'm really hoping men will grow out of it soon.

I'm happy to let women spearhead their own downtown revitalization projects, so to speak. But, given my druthers, I prefer some shag.

We need a "terrifying" tag for this reason alone.

H_is_for_Heretic: You can look all natural on the top, bare where it counts. The hairless thing is boring, unflattering and I'm really hoping men will grow out of it soon.

THIS

Bad bit in the bit bucket: Cassata26: The Photo in Question...

Someone have a razor? (DEFINITELY NSFW) (new window)

You call that hairy? I spent a wonderful night with a lady whose pubic hair triangle top (hypotenuse? hypubenuse?) was easily a foot wide. I'd never seen anything like it before, and certainly haven't since. It wasn't thick at all, and strangely beautiful.

/There's a lot to be said for a good shave or wax though.

I think the term you are looking for is hypotenboosh

What is up with the Sasquatch picture?

What is that hairy thing eating Madonna's vagina? I'm sorry, I was born in 1984 and the women I sleep were raised in an era where scissors existed.

PainInTheASP: aiiee: or eyes

Yeah--she should definitely put hirsute back on.

Hah!

H_is_for_Heretic: You can look all natural on the top, bare where it counts. The hairless thing is boring, unflattering and I'm really hoping men will grow out of it soon.

I hope not. I love going downtown but I prefer to floss before the deed, not during.

Cassata26: The Photo in Question...

Good Lord!

Did she not know she was going to pose nude that day? Was she so strapped for cash that she couldn't afford a razor to take care of the excess crotch hair (the stuff that was growing past her leg lines) and her legs?

I'd forgotten about how hairy she was in those pics. It's a little jolting to see it again after all this time.

Boy... with the hot lights and all the body hair, I'm sure she must've smelled pretty good after that photo shoot, huh? Tang-y!

difrancopsycho: now we know where lourdes got the excessive hair from

Isn't Madonna Italian? And her daddy is, I don't know, dark.