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(The Morning Call) Asinine If you had today as the day the first American Idol scandal would break, step up and collect your prize   (blogs.mcall.com) divider line 49
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bostonowns 2009-02-12 12:16:13 PM  
2 free internets to anyone who posts joanne pics

 
Ashtrey 2009-02-12 12:18:36 PM  
bostonowns: 2 free internets to anyone who posts joanne pics

One quick "who the fark?" google later:

www.starpages.net

 
bostonowns 2009-02-12 12:19:10 PM  
Joanna Pacitti* ahah i didnt even read the article until after the thread and it's about her and shes gone lol

 
scarmig 2009-02-12 12:20:05 PM  
This is one of those Tee Vee threads I'm not going to understand again, isn't it?

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:20:32 PM  
Engaging in "personal relationships" with production executives to get ahead? In my entertainment industry!?

BTW, the last paragraph ("Obvi this sitch is sticky. We knew that. How did YOU not know that Idol peeps? Whatevs.") outs submitter as a reader of blogs written by 13 year olds.

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:20:35 PM  
Damn, I was hoping it was something about Tatiana and that she would be gone.

 
mfaby 2009-02-12 12:20:59 PM  
This article is not relevent to my interests but nice pic, tho'; hopefully more to come.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-02-12 12:21:25 PM  
I have a question I hope some Farkers can answer:

what was that beautiful acoustic song AI was playing when they sent that best friend Jamal home?

anyone know? thanks!

 
Dorf11 2009-02-12 12:22:33 PM  
FTFA: Obvi this sitch is sticky. We knew that. How did YOU not know that Idol peeps? Whatevs. Better late than never.

That reminds me, I need to sharpen an eye-poking stick.

 
Balrog1 2009-02-12 12:22:36 PM  
Sex tape? ...No. Yawn.

 
steveo 2009-02-12 12:23:36 PM  
Whatevs.

And people wonder why bloggers aren't being taken seriously as "journalists".

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:24:10 PM  
Is this where I brag about how elite I am by telling all who will listen that I've never seen even one episode of American Idol?

/really, I haven't
//doesn't make me weird does it?

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2009-02-12 12:25:36 PM  
My Care-O-Meter... It's at absolute zero!

If these readings are correct- I couldn't care less!

 
Prince of Pluto 2009-02-12 12:26:12 PM  
steveo: Whatevs.

And people wonder why bloggers aren't being taken seriously as "journalists".


I never wondered that.

 
canadianloon 2009-02-12 12:26:19 PM  
I am MORE FARKING UPSET THAT THEY LET THAT NO-TALENT HACK "NORMAN GENTLY" IN OVER THAT GAY BLACK GUY WHO LOVED HIS GAY WHITE FRIEND WHOSE WIFE (WHICH SHE WAS BUT ASS UGLY) DIED...GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICAN farkING IDOL, NOT AMERICA'S GOT FARKING TALENT.


/FARK

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:28:21 PM  
This show is fading away, isn't it? It has to. Like remember when "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" was on like every night and now it's on the Game Show Channel? Can this please happen with this?

Oh and every other reality and game show. Thanks.

 
John Buck 41 2009-02-12 12:29:41 PM  
SurfaceTension: Is this where I brag about how elite I am by telling all who will listen that I've never seen even one episode of American Idol?

/really, I haven't
//doesn't make me weird does it?


Can we start a club? I'll join.

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:33:21 PM  
TFA: who? I know, right? ... peeps? Whatev.

Never link to that farking site again.
/and get off my lawn

 
texdent [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:34:08 PM  
canadianloon: I am MORE FARKING UPSET THAT THEY LET THAT NO-TALENT HACK "NORMAN GENTLY" IN OVER THAT GAY BLACK GUY WHO LOVED HIS GAY WHITE FRIEND WHOSE WIFE (WHICH SHE WAS BUT ASS UGLY) DIED...GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICAN farkING IDOL, NOT AMERICA'S GOT FARKING TALENT.


/FARK


I'm calling it now:
Tatiana
'Norman Gentlly'
The tattooed, pierced gay guy are all the final 3.

 
steveo 2009-02-12 12:34:42 PM  
Prince of Pluto: I never wondered that.

That's because you're not a blogger so you're not concerned with the anti-blogger bias of the media elite.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:36:05 PM  
Prince of Pluto: steveo: Whatevs.

And people wonder why bloggers aren't being taken seriously as "journalists".

I never wondered that.



No, no one has ever wondered that. Bloggers are just assholes who spout out their opinions about shiat as if anyone cared. Like us, only they bothered to register a website.

 
scarmig 2009-02-12 12:39:44 PM  
John Buck 41: SurfaceTension: Is this where I brag about how elite I am by telling all who will listen that I've never seen even one episode of American Idol?

/really, I haven't
//doesn't make me weird does it?

Can we start a club? I'll join.


Newsletter?

 
canadianloon 2009-02-12 12:39:52 PM  
texdent: canadianloon: I am MORE FARKING UPSET THAT THEY LET THAT NO-TALENT HACK "NORMAN GENTLY" IN OVER THAT GAY BLACK GUY WHO LOVED HIS GAY WHITE FRIEND WHOSE WIFE (WHICH SHE WAS BUT ASS UGLY) DIED...GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICAN farkING IDOL, NOT AMERICA'S GOT FARKING TALENT.


/FARK

I'm calling it now:
Tatiana
'Norman Gentlly'
The tattooed, pierced gay guy are all the final 3.


I am willing to go all stabby on people if this happens

 
yllosubmarine 2009-02-12 12:42:26 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: I have a question
what was that beautiful acoustic song AI was playing when they sent that best friend Jamal home?


Mazzy Star's "Into Dust". I knew the tune, but couldn't place the artist during the show. Thanks for reminding me to Google it! The video is on YouTube (new window) in case you're interested.

 
One Thirty-two and Bush 2009-02-12 12:49:52 PM  
Be careful.

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:50:47 PM  
You mean the scandal wasn't that they let a bunch of tone deaf biatches who couldn't hold a note for longer than three-tenths of a second just because they were thin with nice tits as opposed to some curvy and chubby chicks that could actually sing?

Seriously...I was forced to watch three episodes of this farking show on vacation with my mom and dear GOD I couldn't take it!

 
birdistasty 2009-02-12 12:51:00 PM  
texdent: canadianloon: I am MORE FARKING UPSET THAT THEY LET THAT NO-TALENT HACK "NORMAN GENTLY" IN OVER THAT GAY BLACK GUY WHO LOVED HIS GAY WHITE FRIEND WHOSE WIFE (WHICH SHE WAS BUT ASS UGLY) DIED...GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICAN farkING IDOL, NOT AMERICA'S GOT FARKING TALENT.


/FARK

I'm calling it now:
Tatiana
'Norman Gentlly'
The tattooed, pierced gay guy are all the final 3.


Tatiana needs to be shot.

/saw all of three episodes this season
//I can't stand her and her drama
///and her drama is the reason she got put through - her vocals aren't all that great

 
hachijuhachi 2009-02-12 12:53:21 PM  
texdent: I'm calling it now:
Tatiana
'Norman Gentlly'
The tattooed, pierced gay guy are all the final 3.


I'd be stoked if Tatiana and The tattooed, pierced gay guy were hit by a bus. Norman, I think isn't really funny or anything, but he doesn't drive me round the bend like those other two.

 
bigmf [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:57:39 PM  
Dorf11: FTFA: Obvi this sitch is sticky. We knew that. How did YOU not know that Idol peeps? Whatevs. Better late than never.

That reminds me, I need to sharpen an eye-poking stick.


All blogs need to come with a smack the writer button.

"Obvi" pisses me off. "Sitch" makes me fly into a blind rage. Add this writer to the needs a good cock-punching list.

 
HellblazerPrime 2009-02-12 01:03:43 PM  
steveo: Whatevs.

And peoplebloggers wonder why bloggers aren't being taken seriously as "journalists".


FTFY

 
pope183 2009-02-12 01:04:08 PM  
the only part of the show worth watching is the first round of tryouts...

the rest is just a bunch of crap

BUT the first round of tryouts...

It's Gold , Comedy Gold ,
origin.foxnews.com

 
baltimoreblonde 2009-02-12 01:35:24 PM  
scarmig: John Buck 41: SurfaceTension: Is this where I brag about how elite I am by telling all who will listen that I've never seen even one episode of American Idol?

/really, I haven't
//doesn't make me weird does it?

Can we start a club? I'll join.

Newsletter?


Me too please. The only time I watched it was when Stewie auditioned.

/all I got right now

 
Number41 2009-02-12 01:43:26 PM  
I hate to admit that I've been watching this season, but the Joanna girl has had a record deal in the past. They weren't really finding new talent by having her on the show.

 
steamingpile 2009-02-12 01:46:16 PM  
Mugato: This show is fading away, isn't it? It has to. Like remember when "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" was on like every night and now it's on the Game Show Channel? Can this please happen with this?

Oh and every other reality and game show. Thanks.


Im proud to say I have never watched one episode, the show reeked of suck when it was announced and it was one series the british could have kept.

 
xooxox 2009-02-12 01:53:14 PM  
steamingpile: Mugato: This show is fading away, isn't it? It has to. Like remember when "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" was on like every night and now it's on the Game Show Channel? Can this please happen with this?

Oh and every other reality and game show. Thanks.

Im proud to say I have never watched one episode, the show reeked of suck when it was announced and it was one series the british could have kept.


Not only have I never watched it, I dont own a tv, and I dont have a computer or the internet.

/I posted this by sending a post card to Drew last week...
//Thanks man..
///drop me a letter when its posted.

 
ScotterOtter 2009-02-12 02:15:52 PM  
I don't own a TV, I don't watch American Idol, blah blah blah...yet, I insist on posting my comment on the subject

 
Derwood 2009-02-12 02:47:27 PM  
I have zero issue with American Idol. It's a game show, the winner of which is in no way competing for money or sales with my favorite bands.

 
galactus5000 2009-02-12 04:15:57 PM  
skaetur: /i hope your TV D's in a F

Is that last one Tobias Funke?

 
danwiseman 2009-02-12 06:00:27 PM  
www.mtv.com
But I'm still here!

Listen, Norman Gentle / Nick Mitchell MUST WIN American Idol. It will expose the show for how stupid and ridiculous it really is. And if he wins, I'm sure they'll shut down the show for good.

 
huckfarley 2009-02-12 06:25:00 PM  
danwiseman: But I'm still here!

Listen, Norman Gentle / Nick Mitchell MUST WIN American Idol. It will expose the show for how stupid and ridiculous it really is. And if he wins, I'm sure they'll shut down the show for good.


THIS!!
A vote for Nick/Norman is a vote for freedom!

/perhaps a vote for the chick with the nice ta-tas would have some value....provided said ta-tas are routinely and proudly displayed.

 
organizm 2009-02-12 07:03:14 PM  
Whoever that is in the picture in the article is hot, and is my age, so its too bad she's all married and spitting out babies already.

 
Midnight Rambler 2009-02-12 07:47:27 PM  
Derwood: I have zero issue with American Idol. It's a game show, the winner of which is in no way competing for money or sales with my favorite bands.

I agree. I don't follow the show religiously but I catch it once in a while, and I don't get the rabid hatred some people have for it. It's just a mindless diversion for some people. An amusing distraction.

Not everything has to be of grave importance to mankind.

 
IlGreven 2009-02-12 07:56:30 PM  
Jesus, I was saying from the start, "Joanna's a ringer!", 'cuz I knew the name from elsewhere...

 
VeronicaCorningstone 2009-02-12 09:17:50 PM  
Tatiana and Nathaniel are so unbelievably annoying.
I can't watch the show anymore.

 
Derwood 2009-02-12 10:28:42 PM  
danwiseman: But I'm still here!

Listen, Norman Gentle / Nick Mitchell MUST WIN American Idol. It will expose the show for how stupid and ridiculous it really is. And if he wins, I'm sure they'll shut down the show for good.


or you could NOT act like a petulant 7 year old and just ignore the show you don't like.

or not, that's cool

 
Caeldan 2009-02-12 10:49:43 PM  
The Great EZE: Engaging in "personal relationships" with production executives to get ahead? In my entertainment industry!?

BTW, the last paragraph ("Obvi this sitch is sticky. We knew that. How did YOU not know that Idol peeps? Whatevs.") outs submitter as a reader of blogs written by 13 year olds.


That or a reader of Variety.

 
steamingpile 2009-02-12 11:02:50 PM  
xooxox: Not only have I never watched it, I dont own a tv, and I dont have a computer or the internet.

/I posted this by sending a post card to Drew last week...
//Thanks man..
///drop me a letter when its posted.


Well you are missing a lot of good shiat then! This show just sucks and you can instantly put anyone that watches it on the retard list.

 
dentalhilljack 2009-02-13 09:22:15 AM  
I expect Simon to walk onstage live at some point and beat Tatiana down with his man breasts pecs.



/Especially when Vote For The Worst keeps her in long past minute fifteen.
//Which technically expired during her "first" audition.

 
NorCalLos 2009-02-13 02:38:04 PM  
I watch American Idol if I happen to be free to watch television when it's on and I'm not afraid to admit it. So, please, tell me what personal information regarding me you can infer based on that information.

 
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