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(The Sun) Strange This week's Michael Jackson illness: The Superbug, which is eating away his milky white skin. The Sun has the photos to prove it. Well, maybe   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 60
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kimmymedic [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 11:45:31 PM  
And so the zombie invasion has begun!

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 11:58:45 PM  
leave him in need of major reconstructive surgery.

I'm thinking that's familiar territory for Michael.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:10:10 AM  
www.road-2-nowhere.com

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:27:55 AM  
I think the (alleged) fact that he still has fans is more disturbing than he is.

Almost ;)

 
Gwendolyn [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 01:00:52 AM  
Jackson has always insisted he suffers from a skin condition called vitiligo, a chronic skin disease which causes loss of pigment.

My brother has that. it's kinda funny because hair hair looks like a reverse Cheeta

 
ballchain [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 01:10:07 AM  
I hope they have to carve off the rest of his nose. That lowlife needs punishment for his perverted, unexcusable behavior. After reading ths article, I chuckled, because Michael Jackson is the world's biggest douche bag.

 
monty666 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 02:10:49 AM  
ballchain: I hope they have to carve off the rest of his nose. That lowlife needs punishment for his perverted, unexcusable behavior. After reading ths article, I chuckled, because Michael Jackson is the world's biggest douche bag.

Gary Glitter (convicted child rapist) may have a claim on that title. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone.

 
Prince of Pluto 2009-02-12 02:26:39 AM  
monty666: ballchain: I hope they have to carve off the rest of his nose. That lowlife needs punishment for his perverted, unexcusable behavior. After reading ths article, I chuckled, because Michael Jackson is the world's biggest douche bag.

Gary Glitter (convicted child rapist) may have a claim on that title. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone.


"Douche bag" doesn't quite fit; an actual douche bag serves a purpose.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 02:40:18 AM  
Meh. He's probably diddled some kids, but I don't care. He's awesome. Crazy, but awesome.

 
JerkyMeat 2009-02-12 02:40:21 AM  
HIV?

 
rhodabear 2009-02-12 02:50:05 AM  
Prince of Pluto: monty666: ballchain: I hope they have to carve off the rest of his nose. That lowlife needs punishment for his perverted, unexcusable behavior. After reading ths article, I chuckled, because Michael Jackson is the world's biggest douche bag.

Gary Glitter (convicted child rapist) may have a claim on that title. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone.

"Douche bag" doesn't quite fit; an actual douche bag serves a purpose.


Does "Wentz" work better in this situation?

 
Prince of Pluto 2009-02-12 03:09:32 AM  
rhodabear:

Does "Wentz" work better in this situation?


You say tomato...

 
kpottruff 2009-02-12 03:14:52 AM  
Go Superbug! If nothing else he is too weird to live.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 03:19:25 AM  
damn. his face is going to rot away and his brain is going to get infected.

he a goner.

 
whereisian 2009-02-12 03:21:53 AM  
SpinStopper: I think the (alleged) fact that he still has fans is more disturbing than he is.

Michael Jackson is/was a crazy funky performer. He went off the deep end sometime around '85, but who cares. His tunes rock.

Exhibit A

 
shonday 2009-02-12 03:24:39 AM  
whereisian: SpinStopper: I think the (alleged) fact that he still has fans is more disturbing than he is.

Michael Jackson is/was a crazy funky performer. He went off the deep end sometime around '85, but who cares. His tunes rock.

Exhibit A


Thank you. I can't believe some people are wishing death on him. I would've been THRILLED (get it?) to get molested by him back in the day. He's earned it.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-02-12 03:40:49 AM  
Wow, I can't decide if all the "who cares that he's a child molester?" people are serious or just trolls. Sadly, I have to conclude they are serious.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 03:46:07 AM  
Dubai Vol: Wow, I can't decide if all the "who cares that he's a child molester?" people are serious or just trolls. Sadly, I have to conclude they are serious.

They're pretty much all me. I'm neither serious nor trolling. It's called sarcasm.

But in all seriousness, I've always been a huge MJ fan and think he's one of the greatest entertainers of all time. It's always bothered me that everyone loves to make fun of him without realizing that it isn't his fault he's nuts - he had a crazy asshole for a Dad and an absolutely ridiculous childhood, or lack thereof.

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-02-12 03:48:42 AM  
Gwendolyn: Jackson has always insisted he suffers from a skin condition called vitiligo, a chronic skin disease which causes loss of pigment.

My brother has that. it's kinda funny because hair hair looks like a reverse Cheeta


Oh you better believe I lol'd.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-02-12 04:02:56 AM  
shonday: it isn't his fault he's nuts - he had a crazy asshole for a Dad and an absolutely ridiculous childhood, or lack thereof.

SO did I. Can I babysit your kids?

Sorry, no. Grownups don't get a free pass. At some point everyone has to take responsibility for who they are and what they do.

True story: My wife met my father, and when we left his house, declared, "your mother must have raised you." Then she met my mother, and said "the fairies must have raised you." Point being, I turned out OK despite two mad parents and the hell they put me through.

Michael gets no free pass to be insane. He should be locked up, for the protection of society. Making excuses for him because you like his music is sick.

 
whereisian 2009-02-12 04:06:56 AM  
Dubai Vol: Wow, I can't decide if all the "who cares that he's a child molester?" people are serious or just trolls. Sadly, I have to conclude they are serious.

I don't know if he farks kids and neither do you.

But more to the point, it has no bearing on the work he created. James Brown was a wife beater. He also wrote some of the best music of last century.

Exhibit B

 
WFern 2009-02-12 04:08:16 AM  
kpottruff: Go Superbug! If nothing else he is too weird to live.

Who gives a damn if he's "weird?" Hate him for the kiddie crap if you want, but I've never much understood why people get so upet about his life or appearance.

/If nothing else, I'll always love Thriller.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 04:14:12 AM  
Dubai Vol: shonday: it isn't his fault he's nuts - he had a crazy asshole for a Dad and an absolutely ridiculous childhood, or lack thereof.

SO did I. Can I babysit your kids?

Sorry, no. Grownups don't get a free pass. At some point everyone has to take responsibility for who they are and what they do.

True story: My wife met my father, and when we left his house, declared, "your mother must have raised you." Then she met my mother, and said "the fairies must have raised you." Point being, I turned out OK despite two mad parents and the hell they put me through.

Michael gets no free pass to be insane. He should be locked up, for the protection of society. Making excuses for him because you like his music is sick.


Ah. So you were a megastar when you were 10 years old? Your dad was forcing you to give up your entire childhood for money and fame? Shut up.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 04:18:33 AM  
Just thought I'd add this: you have any idea why he's completely destroyed his nose through surgery? As a young child his dad would constantly make fun of his nose and call him names about it. If you wanna judge him for not being strong-minded enough as a child to just tough it out, or as an adult for not turning out OK, fine. It just proves you didn't turn out as good as you think you did.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-02-12 04:29:28 AM  
whereisian:
I don't know if he farks kids and neither do you.

But more to the point, it has no bearing on the work he created.


Oh please. Let's stick to facts here: he had children in his bed repeatedly. Even if you stretch your credulousness to allow for him being innocent and naive the first time, after he had been accused once, and had to pay to avoid prosecution, to bring ANOTHER child into his bed is clearly insane. The only reasonable explanation is that he thought he could continue to get away with his crime, because he was able to buy his way out of the first crime.

As for "the work he created," the merit of the work is irrelevant. Anyone who pays for that work is aiding and abetting a criminal.

But you go right on defending an obvious pedophile. The world will honor you for it.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 04:35:31 AM  
Dubai Vol: whereisian:
I don't know if he farks kids and neither do you.

But more to the point, it has no bearing on the work he created.

Oh please. Let's stick to facts here: he had children in his bed repeatedly. Even if you stretch your credulousness to allow for him being innocent and naive the first time, after he had been accused once, and had to pay to avoid prosecution, to bring ANOTHER child into his bed is clearly insane. The only reasonable explanation is that he thought he could continue to get away with his crime, because he was able to buy his way out of the first crime.

As for "the work he created," the merit of the work is irrelevant. Anyone who pays for that work is aiding and abetting a criminal.

But you go right on defending an obvious pedophile. The world will honor you for it.


Ugh. You really shouldn't have bragged about how great you are despite your crappy parents. You're proving my point with your dickishness.

 
whereisian 2009-02-12 04:41:18 AM  
Dubai Vol: As for "the work he created," the merit of the work is irrelevant. Anyone who pays for that work is aiding and abetting a criminal.

The merits of the work are entirely relevant. That's all that's relevant.

What if your favourite entertainer turns out to be a serial rapist. Does that mean you have to stop liking their work?

I mean c'mon, Led Zeppelin apparently drugged and raped a woman with a fish. They are still iconic. How many hip hop artists were gang bangers? Do I have to stop listening to them?

Spare me your false righteousness.

 
Captain Struggle 2009-02-12 04:46:23 AM  
am i awful for just wanting it to be over? i loved him in the 80s because i grew up with him, but this seemingly neverending soap opera of horror just eats away at his legacy. i know he has children, but what kind of father could this guy possibly be? i hope he at least has money set aside for them that the creditors cannot touch.

 
whereisian 2009-02-12 04:47:22 AM  
Dubai Vol

Actually, for that matter, most of the Michael Jackson I like is long before any of this pedo stuff came up. Does that make it ok?

Exhibit C

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 04:48:43 AM  
give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

 
shonday 2009-02-12 04:51:50 AM  
TheShavingofOccam123: give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

Dude...do you realize that Madonna wasn't always 50+ years old? That she was once the biggest sex symbol in the world?

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 05:02:35 AM  
shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

Dude...do you realize that Madonna wasn't always 50+ years old? That she was once the biggest sex symbol in the world?


well, hold on. let me go check her head to height ratio.

 
Captain Struggle 2009-02-12 05:12:43 AM  
shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

Dude...do you realize that Madonna wasn't always 50+ years old? That she was once the biggest sex symbol in the world?


i would say, what does that say about the world? i always found her to be ten shades of gross, even before her 50-ish man-claws appeared. her gap-toothed butter-faced ass never measured up to any of the truly amazing women of her generation, no matter how slutty she tried to be.

that said, she did/does have talent, and sure knows how to work the system.

 
shonday 2009-02-12 05:22:46 AM  
Captain Struggle: shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

Dude...do you realize that Madonna wasn't always 50+ years old? That she was once the biggest sex symbol in the world?

i would say, what does that say about the world? i always found her to be ten shades of gross, even before her 50-ish man-claws appeared. her gap-toothed butter-faced ass never measured up to any of the truly amazing women of her generation, no matter how slutty she tried to be.

that said, she did/does have talent, and sure knows how to work the system.


I never said she was drop-dead gorgeous. It's just completely ridiculous to act as if ANYONE who posts here would honestly turn down 80's Madonna if she asked you to go to an awards show with her.

 
1979 2009-02-12 05:46:14 AM  
i130.photobucket.com

 
Captain Struggle 2009-02-12 05:50:00 AM  
shonday: Captain Struggle: shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: give the man some peace. he has suffered greatly. he went to the Oscars with Madonna. Isn't that enough suffering?

Dude...do you realize that Madonna wasn't always 50+ years old? That she was once the biggest sex symbol in the world?

i would say, what does that say about the world? i always found her to be ten shades of gross, even before her 50-ish man-claws appeared. her gap-toothed butter-faced ass never measured up to any of the truly amazing women of her generation, no matter how slutty she tried to be.

that said, she did/does have talent, and sure knows how to work the system.

I never said she was drop-dead gorgeous. It's just completely ridiculous to act as if ANYONE who posts here would honestly turn down 80's Madonna if she asked you to go to an awards show with her.


point taken.

that said, i also wouldn't turn down the cute brunette down the hall from me if she offered me head, but that's about as likely as being asked to an awards show by madonna, or anyone of that caliber a celebrity, save maybe andy dick.

and i'd say no to him, for the record.

 
Captain Struggle 2009-02-12 05:51:20 AM  
okay, so andy dick isn't of that caliber a celebrity, but my point stands.

 
Herunar 2009-02-12 06:42:24 AM  
Dubai Vol: Wow, I can't decide if all the "who cares that he's a child molester?" people are serious or just trolls. Sadly, I have to conclude they are serious.

What about the morons who actually believe he's a child molester, despite all evidence to the contrary?

 
Satanic_Hamster 2009-02-12 08:10:19 AM  
I think Michael Jackson has been insane for the last twenty years, through I don't believe he's a child molester. Shame that his leach hanger-ons just sucked him try on his path to destruction.

Hmmmm. Been meaning to get Thriller and Bad. All the best of albums have too many of his 90's / 2000's crap on them.

 
Herunar 2009-02-12 08:34:02 AM  
Satanic_Hamster: I think Michael Jackson has been insane for the last twenty years, through I don't believe he's a child molester. Shame that his leach hanger-ons just sucked him try on his path to destruction.

Hmmmm. Been meaning to get Thriller and Bad. All the best of albums have too many of his 90's / 2000's crap on them.


"Dangerous" kicks ass. Probably better than "Thriller" in its overall quality.

 
Lou Stoolz 2009-02-12 08:47:57 AM  
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GavinTheAlmighty 2009-02-12 09:14:56 AM  
I have vitiligo. It's kind of funny. I look like someone spilled bleach on me. Fortunately you can't see it unless I have my shirt off. And if you're around me when my shirt is off, you have a whole different set of problems to deal with.

As for MJ, I actually do feel bad for him. Dude has had a seriously messed-up life. I'd love for MJ of the 80s to come back.

 
browneye 2009-02-12 09:28:06 AM  
And so the death watch continues. Sad.

 
gshepnyc 2009-02-12 09:43:12 AM  
I was never a fan of his but the "screw that molestor" crowd is just silly. Sorry. It's silly. First, he wasn't convicted. That was the state's chance to prove it and definitively label him "molestor." Second, even if it's true it's asinine to act like it was some insurmountable tragedy.

I got the shiat kicked out of me by an drunken adult when I was a kid. I would much rather have had some wierdo with a theme park touch my weiner and pay me some hush money.

get over it.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-12 09:47:58 AM  
rhodabear: Prince of Pluto: monty666: ballchain: I hope they have to carve off the rest of his nose. That lowlife needs punishment for his perverted, unexcusable behavior. After reading ths article, I chuckled, because Michael Jackson is the world's biggest douche bag.

Gary Glitter (convicted child rapist) may have a claim on that title. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone.

"Douche bag" doesn't quite fit; an actual douche bag serves a purpose.

Does "Wentz" work better in this situation?


Glitter is far worse than just being a Wentz. Glitter is an utterly irredeemable piece of shiat. Pure human trash that needs to be tossed into the incinerator.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 10:10:36 AM  
He looked healthier in the Thriller video.

 
actionjackson2 2009-02-12 10:21:59 AM  
whereisian: Dubai Vol: Wow, I can't decide if all the "who cares that he's a child molester?" people are serious or just trolls. Sadly, I have to conclude they are serious.

I don't know if he farks kids and neither do you.

But more to the point, it has no bearing on the work he created. JamesChris Brown was a wifeRihanna beater. He also wrote some of the best music of last centurycouple of years.

Fixed Dat Fo Ya, scro.

 
millsapian87 2009-02-12 10:44:17 AM  
media.southparkstudios.com

 
Herunar 2009-02-12 10:46:25 AM  
That's what I don't get about the majority of you farkers. You say you hate conspiracy theories and yet some particularly unfounded, ridiculous conspiracy theory comes by, and you say that might actually be true. You say you hate the media but then media and a greedy mother invents some shiat about a celebrity being a child molester and you continue to insist they're telling the truth despite the fact that the children, more than once, admitted they lied, that the so-called witnesses called into court included robbers and rapists, and that a 6-month-long court case arrived at not-guilty verdicts on all the counts. It pisses me off, because while Jackson may be a weirdo, he's a person I have enormous respect for - not just for his obvious talents, but for the fact that he did more for charity than any other musician in history. So all you losers can fark off and die.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 11:04:57 AM  
Whether he's a child molester or not (and I'm undecided if he wants them for sexual purposes or he's just desperate for companionship and someone who won't judge him), this would be a tough way to die. He's had a pretty farked-up life already.

 
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