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(Perez Hilton) Sad I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced to the news that Mandy Moore is engaged to Ryan Adams   (perezhilton.com) divider line 67
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The NaSkAr [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 07:22:26 PM  
Going from Vinny Chase to that guy is a definite downgrade

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2009-02-11 07:28:55 PM  
Wonder if he'll play "Summer of '69" at their wedding....

 
HotLonelyTeenageGirl [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 07:32:56 PM  
I was beaten in the boobies. I'll just go ahead and type "boobies" myself and save the work on the filter.

 
redface 2009-02-11 08:07:00 PM  
Subby, I could KILL YOU for making me click on a Perez Hilton link.

/But I'll save my contemptuous rage for when I'll really need it.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:09:07 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Wonder if he'll play "Summer of '69" at their wedding....

...

Anyways, she was awesome in Saved!

 
bassett 2009-02-11 08:09:30 PM  
Who? and who?

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:10:15 PM  
She's farking gorgeous.

Zach Braff is probably going to kill himself.

 
DemonEater 2009-02-11 08:13:19 PM  
Thus creating an enormous vortex of Suck that threatens to consume the whole world.

The LHC has nothing on this.

 
carmody 2009-02-11 08:14:29 PM  
God, I can't stand that guy.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:16:02 PM  
Mentat: Anyways, she was awesome in Saved!

She was great in Romance & Cigarettes, too. God knows she could do better than a douchebag like Ryan Adams...

*grumbles*

 
kpottruff 2009-02-11 08:20:14 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: Wonder if he'll play "Summer of '69" at their wedding....

Didn't you get the memo? Whenever Ryan Adams plays something it's a gift from god. Wonder if he says stuff like that in the sack with Mandy?

 
Martstar 2009-02-11 08:24:07 PM  
Well, she's hot, is a good actress in the one movie I've seen her in (Saved), and her covers album a few years back showed there's some mature promise there. Meanwhile, he writes a song every day while taking his morning dump just as a matter of routine, and then records it later that day. So maybe he can supply her with some decent material, and she can spice up his videos. I could think of worse pairings, definitely.

 
Oleesha [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:27:44 PM  
F it, i'd do 'em both!

/raawr!
/although RA kinda looks like he'd smell like a burning thrift store.

 
KeithMoonLives 2009-02-11 08:31:51 PM  
I'm really trying to care. And failing miserably.

 
Wizzin 2009-02-11 08:36:08 PM  
bassett: Who? and who?

Glad I am not the only one.

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:38:33 PM  
Weird that the guy who wrote Cold Roses would dig the girl who sang "boy I'm craving, missing you like candy".

 
Richard Pye 2009-02-11 08:41:54 PM  
bassett: Who? and who?

I have to call shenanigans on this. You're on the Showbiz tab, on Fark, on the internet. Don't lie.

 
mhd 2009-02-11 08:42:50 PM  
Does this headline imply that there's some overlap between Star Wars fanboys and Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore fans?

/It's not a moon, it's Jessica Simpson!

 
bassett 2009-02-11 08:46:01 PM  
Richard Pye: bassett: Who? and who?

I have to call shenanigans on this. You're on the Showbiz tab, on Fark, on the internet. Don't lie.


Music tab, actually. After wikipedia, I figured out that I have seen a few films with Mandy Moore. But I still don't think I've heard of Ryan Adams.

 
Richard Pye 2009-02-11 08:47:40 PM  
bassett: But I still don't think I've heard of Ryan Adams.

Duh, he did the theme song for that Robin Hood movie with Kevin Costner. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 
mrsdish 2009-02-11 08:50:45 PM  
Richard Pye: bassett: But I still don't think I've heard of Ryan Adams.

Duh, he did the theme song for that Robin Hood movie with Kevin Costner. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


I hope you're trying to be funny. That would be Bryan Adams. Not Ryan Adams.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:56:05 PM  
That's so funny.

 
bassett 2009-02-11 09:12:47 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: That's so funny.

Ohhhh! That chick!
/I'm an idiot

 
ConnieLingus 2009-02-11 09:15:54 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoTUXBbaFjE

For your listening pleasure, Ryan Adams ranting into Jim DeRogatis's voice mail.

 
SomebodyElsesShoes 2009-02-11 09:22:47 PM  
DemonEater: Thus creating an enormous vortex of Suck that threatens to consume the whole world.

The LHC has nothing on this.


You say that like Mandy Moore and vortex of suck would be a bad combination.

 
parkerlewis 2009-02-11 09:24:56 PM  
redface
Subby, I could KILL YOU for making me click on a Perez Hilton link.

I almost clicked it but luckily I saw it in time and spared myself the shame.

 
weaklingrecords 2009-02-11 09:32:13 PM  
Dear Chicago,

It's starting to hurt, but I love a woman that rains.

Sincerely yours,
New York

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 09:42:26 PM  
LOL -- Ryan Adams lose all his credibility. What a Wentz.

 
melaniethepanda [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 09:49:52 PM  
Noooooo! He's too good for her.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:01:29 PM  
Who?

/Ryan Adams, that is
//fark it! I'll do her live!

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:05:02 PM  
melaniethepanda: Noooooo! He's too good for her.

This, goddammit.

 
mfaby 2009-02-11 10:07:33 PM  
Speaking of 'Hot chicks with Wentzs' taste in men leaves something
to be desired (like ME!).


Seriously, though...

This will not end well.

 
Belltower 2009-02-11 10:08:00 PM  
It's a Hollywood marriage. That just means they're that much closer to breaking up...

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-11 10:12:32 PM  
I thought the dude was gay.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:13:54 PM  
Glitchwerks: I thought the dude was gay.

Nothing better than a nice Christian beard.

 
hammermybones 2009-02-11 10:16:14 PM  
I think some people need to look up the difference between Ryan and Bryan Adams...

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:18:35 PM  
hammermybones: I think some people need to look up the difference between Ryan and Bryan Adams...

Bryan was cool. Don't know this kid and google doesn't help unless he is an alt-country 30 something. And THAT is not cool.

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-11 10:23:17 PM  
hammermybones: I think some people need to look up the difference between Ryan and Bryan Adams...

Most people realize the difference, however it's become a bit of a game to taunt him at shows by yelling "Summer of '69" because he generally throws a temper tantrum.

Same thing online I guess.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:27:18 PM  
Glitchwerks: hammermybones: I think some people need to look up the difference between Ryan and Bryan Adams...

Most people realize the difference, however it's become a bit of a game to taunt him at shows by yelling "Summer of '69" because he generally throws a temper tantrum.

Same thing online I guess.


Nobody knows who this kid is. Why would they yell that?

 
Glitchwerks 2009-02-11 10:38:47 PM  
Sabyen91: Nobody knows who this kid is. Why would they yell that?

I dunno. Maybe they thought he was gay.

 
d'art 2009-02-11 10:53:02 PM  
She's engaged to Amy Adams?

I'll be in my bunk.

 
Pornographer 2009-02-11 11:00:39 PM  
dionada: melaniethepanda: Noooooo! He's too good for her.

This, goddammit.


I agree with this as well. I am saddened.

 
theurge14 2009-02-11 11:01:20 PM  
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Psumek 2009-02-11 11:05:18 PM  
d'art: She's engaged to Amy Adams?

I'll be in my bunk.


I'd be down with that.

/but only if she's dressed as a nun
//or a naughty flapper
///or the Enchanted girl
////or not dressed

 
Jakevol2 2009-02-11 11:09:33 PM  
Why all the Ryan Adams hate? The dude puts out some killer tunes.

 
espiaboricua 2009-02-11 11:22:57 PM  
www.anaitgames.com

/requisite

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-02-11 11:30:30 PM  
I believe it was millions of voices suddenly crying out "who gives a fark?"

 
InmanRoshi 2009-02-11 11:52:59 PM  
When I saw her cover XTC's Senses Working Overtime with Horrific American Idol vocal runs and a douche DJ scratching records I immediately wished failure on her. But I never would have wished marriage to that certifiable trainwreck of a junkie.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:08:07 AM  
What the hell do Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams have to do with Star Wars?

/Plus, wouldn't it be "silenced by the news? "I was shocked to the news!"

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:11:23 AM  
InmanRoshi: When I saw her cover XTC's Senses Working Overtime with Horrific American Idol vocal runs and a douche DJ scratching records I immediately wished failure on her. But I never would have wished marriage to that certifiable trainwreck of a junkie.

Now that I have heard that, a little of life's sweetness has gone forever.

 
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