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(Some Guy) Obvious Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he is definitely, without a doubt, 100% NOT gay, he's just the pink sheep of the family   (johnsoncitypress.com) divider line 18
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desertmouse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-11 07:14:15 PM  
Sure buddy. My sister lives in Key West and says he is one of the regular clubbers down there. Unless your name is Jimmy Buffet, if you're a regular in Key West, you're gay.

And just because you boinked 100 women (allegedly) doesn't mean you're straight. It just means you obviously can't commit to a woman.

Kudos to Zellwegger for not going medieval on his ass during the divorce.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 07:39:45 PM  
"Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that."

Kenny's a fair guy. He won't hold it against a gal just because she has a penis.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:14:02 PM  
TommyymmoT: "Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that."

Kenny's a fair guy. He won't hold it against a gal just because she has a penis.


I LOL'd. Hard. Now my cat's looking at me funny.

 
CDP [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:44:36 PM  
i221.photobucket.com

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 08:50:37 PM  
"I'm not gay. I've banged tons of chicks" sounds suspiciously like, 'I'm not racist. I have lots of black friends."

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-02-11 09:10:50 PM  
It's hard to keep track after 100

 
GoodyearPimp 2009-02-11 09:36:10 PM  
By the usual math, this means he's gay. But you know, spending all day in a 'cowboy' getup and singing country music made it obvious already.

 
quintas 2009-02-11 10:18:24 PM  
Methinks the lady doth protest too much

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2009-02-11 10:38:54 PM  
I have a novel idea - who gives a f**k? Seriously?

 
imbrial [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 10:39:00 PM  
"Kenny Chesney tells Playboy magazine that he's definitely not gay and has well over 100 women who could attest to that he beat the shiat out of the guy afterwards."

 
Rigelus Maximus 2009-02-11 10:39:08 PM  
Trust me, as a gay man Mr. Chesney has set off my gaydar for years! In this day and age, you should be true to yourself and you shouldn't have to hide anything, especially after he's already made his fortune. So if he is straight, be straight, but for God's sake quit jumping on Tim McGraw's back. Now that's some fap material.

/I'll be in my bunk

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-02-11 11:07:12 PM  
quintas: Methinks the lady doth protest too much

I came here to say this. Now I got nothing.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 12:11:55 AM  
Fark U: Just like the farkers who boast of how hetero they are.

Key Westers


It's not gay if it's your dick and not his dick, right?

Right?

Right?

 
Dwight_Yeast 2009-02-12 12:56:50 AM  
TommyymmoT: Kenny's a fair guy. He won't hold it against a gal just because she has a penis.

In fact, he doesn't mind if she holds it against him!

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2009-02-12 02:44:21 AM  
Dwight_Yeast: TommyymmoT: Kenny's a fair guy. He won't hold it against a gal just because she has a penis.

In fact, he doesn't mind if she holds it against him!



That's the name of his next album.

"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Penis Would You Hold It Against Me?"

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-02-12 11:06:35 AM  
Wonder if anyone here actually read the whole interview...

Guy didnt strike me as gay in the least.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2009-02-12 02:33:27 PM  
Kenny Chesney is not gay.

Just because some gays want to bang him doesn't mean that Chesney is gay. It just means the gays are gay. Same goes for Tom Cruise or practically anyone that sets off gaydar.

Just because you will take one in the jaw doesn't mean everyone else will too. Deal with it.

 
EthelPP 2009-02-12 04:04:59 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: Wonder if anyone here actually read the whole interview...

Guy didnt strike me as gay in the least.


Oh, I read the whole interview and he struck me as doing everything but wear a dress. He fan danced like Sally Rand. As someone upthread said, "Methinks the lady fairy doth protest too much."

 
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