submitter must be a homo.

Hollywood Cole: submitter must be a homo.

Uh, did you see WTF she was wearing during the media spawned "Simpson's now fat" craze last week?

Shat, she wasn't even fat, she was just wearing grandma pants.

insanely hot

So she's 5'2" with soft curves? Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd people have a problem with that?!

2 please!

She's not fat. It was just the mom jeans.

GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!

Nice FUPA.


/btw, it's "muumuu" subby. Maybe do a little research next time.

someone be a dear and PS Jessica's head onto this:

fark, didn't work.

Did anyone else read the actual headline as "Jessica Simpson reaches out to gravy"? I know she's not really fay but that made me laugh.

Too bad it was just my imagination.

Jessica Simpson claims to know "what works if you're curvy," plans to create new line of muumuus

No Jessica, you don't. Mom pants make you look 10X fatter. So if you're curvy, you should probably stay away from them. Also, cut offs that have your belly hanging over it is also unflattering.

/Would still hit it. While thinking of her soaping the General Lee.

I'd say I want to fark her brains out... but it seems someone beat me to it.

/ba-ZING!

I'd like to see her without the mom jeans, because I prefer someone who actually eats. Those friggin' pants make her look pretty bad.

Who gives a crap if she has put on a little weight?

What makes her unattractive is the vapid emptiness of her intellect, and the barren talent wasteland that she is.

That coward David Lopan:
Would still hit it. While thinking of her soaping my shaft.

FTFY

you can keep your boyish models. dont bother bathing her. bring her to me now

Do want.

/her naked, not her music

i have yet to see a good pic of her looking good since that "fatty" story broke.

WE ALREADY HAVE.

That coward David Lopan: Jessica Simpson claims to know "what works if you're curvy," plans to create new line of muumuus

No Jessica, you don't. Mom pants make you look 10X fatter. So if you're curvy, you should probably stay away from them. Also, cut offs that have your belly hanging over it is also unflattering.

/Would still hit it. While thinking of her soaping the General Lee.

while i agree that: a) she's a beautiful natural woman and b) the mom jeans need to go, you have to admit it's better than her trying to force herself into those super tight and tapered jeans that every hipster wannabe seems to absolutely adore- i just returned from a visit to my alma mater in san fran and was disburded by the abundance of muffin tops girls willingly displayed as a result of too tight and too low jeans. find whatever works for your body type and embrace it.

Shes a genius gains some weight starts a new line of mommy clothes for k-mart signs a jenny craig deal writes a diet book appears on
Oprah then appears on the cover of people talking about her comeback comeback :-)

I'd lip sync her.

Those aren't curves, they're rolls.

Jessica Simpson claims to know "what works if you're curvy,"

Buttsecks. Duh.

I like her better with a little meat on her bones.

AdolfOliverPanties: What makes her unattractive is the vapid emptiness of her intellect, and the barren talent wasteland that she is

Who cares. She's packing D cup sweater puppies.

I'm just bummed she's in the "music" section.

Whatthefark: like her better with a little meat on her bones.

A lot of women look better with a bit of meat on them. Jennifer Connolly, Kate Winslet, Renee Zellwegger, etc.

/current curvy obsession is Christina Hendricks

I was in the supermarket tonight for the first time since the fat story broke. Holy moly, nearly every magazine cover was Jessica Simpson's ample curves. She is so friggin' hot now I don't care if she's so stupid she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease. She's ready for some Ginger Pitting!

/drops bag of new magazines on the floor. Damn.

im pretty sure if she took those jeans off...we'd still pork her.

and you know shed swallow...those thunder theighs dont feed themselves...

she could stand to gain a few more in my book

She looks good. But she's not curvy. Curvy is Genevieve Gorder.
/Excuse me, my pants just flung themselves across the room

Oh yeah, those pants are horrific. That weird "covering the tummy, belt at the rib cage" thing from the 70s needs to stop. Very unflattering.

I still want to spend a night with her.

She may be fat but you're...yada yada yada

wpmulligan:

I would so hit that, but she is a celebrity with an image, and she is way too young (with no kids) to allow herself to not be fit. It would be like me not taking care of my annual certification and education requirements when my job requires.

She is no Charlotte Church. People don't see her as a great talent. she is a pretty piece of eye candy with some comedic talent.

I have no clue of any song she ever sang. I remember her for some Pizza Hut Commercials (hawt!), that 70's Show, and her pink Cowboys jersey.

I know, it isn't fair, but that's her job: look hawt!

You know, I think I might actually pass. I could put up with her extreme stupidity when it came with a world-class body. Now that she looks like 50% of the women at Safeway on a Sunday afternoon, it's suddenly not worth having to listen to her talk.

Yeah, yeah, I know; I'm either gay or repressing some kind of love for the stereotypical hausfrau appearance.

I would hit that in front of my wife AND her divorce lawyer. :)

Some chicks look good with curves. She doesn't have the body for it.

TheKingOfMexico: You know, I think I might actually pass. I could put up with her extreme stupidity when it came with a world-class body. Now that she looks like 50% of the women at Safeway on a Sunday afternoon, it's suddenly not worth having to listen to her talk.

Yeah, yeah, I know; I'm either gay or repressing some kind of love for the stereotypical hausfrau appearance.

You know how I know you're making sense?

Oh people she is hot her music sucks but she is very hittable! Yes I would

I'd hit it so hard I'd come out the other side.

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