I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

Over in one, the_cnidarian.

There will be women.

Whether you will be able to tell without the previously mentioned inspection in chambers if they are actually female or not is a different story.

I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

Bullet for my Valentine?


Maybe this is some sort of intricate assassination plan...


/a lot of win on that list

...maybe that's why they call it "Whackin'"

Queue the drunk metal chick raising her beer...

/couldn't find it

zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

This one?

sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's the worst picture of her I've seen. It does her no justice.

I'd seriously consider going abroad for this.

Kliffoth: sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's the worst picture of her I've seen. It does her no justice.


and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

sleeping martyr: and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

I will not argue with you there.

Kliffoth: sleeping martyr: and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

I will not argue with you there.


Good, for after my inspections, you may perform your dutiful verification of the inspection process.

sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl.

Uh, huh.

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dillenger69: This one?

I don't like you anymore.

sleeping martyr:





separated at birth?

sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's not Christina, fool, that's Anette Olzon from Nightwish.

Why is this on the music tab?

dillenger69: zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

This one?

Thanks alot you farkin farker you!

Weak line up so far. France's HellFest has a better lineup so far. You would think that it being Wacken's 20th, they'd get the best talent on stage... Glad I'm not going this year.

ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?

zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

I think you want this one:




/heh, took me only 30 seconds to find it

I like Motorhead.

zappawizard: ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?

I think you missed the joke.

Though she isn't Monica Bellucci- Cristina is hot & sexy, a sweet person & full blooded Italian.
How greater does one get?

is it not cool to still think Juliya is still the hottest metal babe ever?

i'd hit that shiat so hard i'd have to put drum heads on her

and another, slightly more nsfw example

i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

No Spinal Tap?

is that because they will all be raped and pillaged?

Sherjo311
i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.
/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

Best live show ever! I will always see GWAR whenever they are in town...

Damn. Hellfest is owning Wacken this year.

Screw Dragonforce and Hammerfall. Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

This is a pretty small year for Wacken judging by that list.

j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.

Who would have thought that one country could have both a Wacken and a Dong open air festival.

Now all we need is some lube.

Sherjo311: i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

Dragons don't exists?

In all seriousness GWAR is probably the least brutal metal show ever. Everyone is usually too busy watching the stage show to throw any punches. Very fun stuff, if you stand behind the main floor out of the way there's nothing to worry about at all (not even getting hit with fake blood or vomit)

j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I saw them with Symphony X when Thomen was still in the band. They we great. (My wife went with me, she likes both bands too). It sucks that their last two albums have been mediocre. They used to be incredible.

bhcompy: I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.

Bah sorry for the double post.

That sucks. I didn't care at all for the 'Crimson King' CD or about a third of their first CD.

However to see 'Fiddler on the Green' played live would be amazing. Thats one of the best songs ever written in my opinion.

Kliffoth: j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I saw them with Symphony X when Thomen was still in the band. They we great. (My wife went with me, she likes both bands too). It sucks that their last two albums have been mediocre. They used to be incredible.

I liked A Twist in the Myth. It wasn't near as good as some of the others, but still a solid album. Night at the Opera was fantastic and one of my favorite albums from them. It has kind of split the fans. One half are raving about it, the others are meh about it. Their concert was the best show I've ever been to in my life. One of the few bands that are better live than in studio.

j4x: I liked A Twist in the Myth. It wasn't near as good as some of the others, but still a solid album.

See I own ATITM and I listened to it once. It made ZERO impression on me. I couldn't remember a single song from it after immediately listening to it.

I think they went overboard with the '20 Hansis' style of vocals on their past two albums. I did really like 'And Then There Was Silence' and 'Punishment Divine' from ANATO.

My favorite albums are 'Nightfall in Middle Earth'... well everything up to NIME, not including 'Imaginations From the Other Side'.

They are an incredible live band. Other bands that are better live than in studio are Symphony X, Opeth, Therion, and Amon Amarth.

You didn't like Imaginations from the Other Side? BLASPHEMY!

j4x: You didn't like Imaginations from the Other Side? BLASPHEMY!

Not really. The songs on that album are just too mid-tempo for me I guess... they kind of bore me. Cut me a LITTLE slack, I DO own all their albums.

mansonozz: Sherjo311: i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

Dragons don't exists?

In all seriousness GWAR is probably the least brutal metal show ever. Everyone is usually too busy watching the stage show to throw any punches. Very fun stuff, if you stand behind the main floor out of the way there's nothing to worry about at all (not even getting hit with fake blood or vomit)

i could see that being the case. i've seen alot more real blood than fake blood at a couple soulfly shows

bhcompy: This is a pretty small year for Wacken judging by that list.

j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.

Yes, but seeing guardian and iced earth separately is good enough for me.

/couldn't see shiat for guardian, but they sounded awesome.
//was right next to the stage for iced earth. the barlow. oh christ, the barlow. I couldn't head for three days.

Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-02-10 04:21:55 PM
I'd seriously consider going as a broad for this.

See, there will be some kind of chicks.
/I keed, I keed

BigSnatch: Bullet for my Valentine?


Maybe this is some sort of intricate assassination plan...



LOL


one could hope

theFword: zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

I think you want this one:

/heh, took me only 30 seconds to find it

Thanks!

I was at work and didn't feel comfortable searching for "drunk Russsian chick."

subby, you're an idiot. I went to Wacken in 2006 and the ratio of women to men was at least 4/10 which is pretty good for any festival of this nature.

cannibalparrot: zappawizard: ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?

I think you missed the joke.

what joke?

I wish Gwar would come back around here. I saw them with Lamb of God and Devildriver. Probably one of the best shows I've been to in a long time.