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(Blabbermouth) Cool Motorhead, Dragonforce, GWAR, Napalm Death, Lacuna Coil and Testament on one stage? That must be upcoming Wacken Open Air Festival, where no woman is to be seen in a 200-mile radius   (roadrunnerrecords.com) divider line 57
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the_cnidarian 2009-02-10 02:49:59 PM  
images.tribe.net

 
sleeping martyr [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 02:50:36 PM  
I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

www.golivewire.com

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-02-10 03:00:29 PM  
Over in one, the_cnidarian.

 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 03:03:18 PM  
There will be women.

Whether you will be able to tell without the previously mentioned inspection in chambers if they are actually female or not is a different story.

 
zymurgist 2009-02-10 03:25:21 PM  
I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 03:27:38 PM  
Bullet for my Valentine?


Maybe this is some sort of intricate assassination plan...


/a lot of win on that list

 
major-kong [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 03:42:03 PM  
...maybe that's why they call it "Whackin'"

 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 03:43:20 PM  
Queue the drunk metal chick raising her beer...

/couldn't find it

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:15:11 PM  
zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?


This one?

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:18:14 PM  
sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's the worst picture of her I've seen. It does her no justice.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:21:55 PM  
I'd seriously consider going abroad for this.

 
sleeping martyr [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:24:16 PM  
Kliffoth: sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's the worst picture of her I've seen. It does her no justice.



and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:45:54 PM  
sleeping martyr: and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

I will not argue with you there.

 
sleeping martyr [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 04:57:38 PM  
Kliffoth: sleeping martyr: and yet she still comes across as the hottie that she is.

I will not argue with you there.



Good, for after my inspections, you may perform your dutiful verification of the inspection process.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-02-10 05:20:43 PM  
sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl.

Uh, huh.

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Isotope 2009-02-10 05:36:16 PM  
dillenger69: This one?

I don't like you anymore.

 
nocode 2009-02-10 06:10:10 PM  
sleeping martyr:
www.golivewire.com


img228.exs.cx

separated at birth?

 
Ordell [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 06:16:06 PM  
sleeping martyr: I'm pretty certain that Cristina Scabbia qualifies as a girl. And just to be safe, i'm going to have her summoned to my chambers for a full inspection.

That's not Christina, fool, that's Anette Olzon from Nightwish.

 
ComicBookGuy 2009-02-10 06:38:52 PM  
Why is this on the music tab?

 
serialkittenkiller 2009-02-10 07:04:11 PM  
dillenger69: zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

This one?


Thanks alot you farkin farker you!

 
theFword 2009-02-10 07:07:36 PM  
Weak line up so far. France's HellFest has a better lineup so far. You would think that it being Wacken's 20th, they'd get the best talent on stage... Glad I'm not going this year.

 
zappawizard 2009-02-10 07:09:10 PM  
ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?

 
theFword 2009-02-10 07:10:57 PM  
zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?


I think you want this one:

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/heh, took me only 30 seconds to find it

 
mloree 2009-02-10 07:11:44 PM  
I like Motorhead.

 
cannibalparrot 2009-02-10 07:12:37 PM  
zappawizard: ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?


I think you missed the joke.

 
MsterScary [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 07:14:50 PM  
Though she isn't Monica Bellucci- Cristina is hot & sexy, a sweet person & full blooded Italian.
How greater does one get?

i233.photobucket.com
www.ugo.com

 
Sherjo311 2009-02-10 07:21:42 PM  
is it not cool to still think Juliya is still the hottest metal babe ever?

i'd hit that shiat so hard i'd have to put drum heads on her

 
Sherjo311 2009-02-10 07:23:51 PM  
and another, slightly more nsfw example

 
Sherjo311 2009-02-10 07:30:26 PM  
i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

homepage.tinet.ie

 
uncoveror 2009-02-10 07:31:23 PM  
No Spinal Tap?

 
robocat 2009-02-10 07:39:41 PM  
is that because they will all be raped and pillaged?

 
bnobody 2009-02-10 07:55:43 PM  
Sherjo311
i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.
/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons


Best live show ever! I will always see GWAR whenever they are in town...

 
j4x [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:01:31 PM  
Damn. Hellfest is owning Wacken this year.

Screw Dragonforce and Hammerfall. Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

 
bhcompy 2009-02-10 08:05:04 PM  
This is a pretty small year for Wacken judging by that list.

j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.

 
HereComesTheScience 2009-02-10 08:07:51 PM  
Who would have thought that one country could have both a Wacken and a Dong open air festival.

Now all we need is some lube.

 
mansonozz 2009-02-10 08:19:10 PM  
Sherjo311: i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons


Dragons don't exists?

In all seriousness GWAR is probably the least brutal metal show ever. Everyone is usually too busy watching the stage show to throw any punches. Very fun stuff, if you stand behind the main floor out of the way there's nothing to worry about at all (not even getting hit with fake blood or vomit)

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:21:16 PM  
j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I saw them with Symphony X when Thomen was still in the band. They we great. (My wife went with me, she likes both bands too). It sucks that their last two albums have been mediocre. They used to be incredible.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:23:59 PM  
bhcompy: I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.

Bah sorry for the double post.

That sucks. I didn't care at all for the 'Crimson King' CD or about a third of their first CD.

However to see 'Fiddler on the Green' played live would be amazing. Thats one of the best songs ever written in my opinion.

 
j4x [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:30:37 PM  
Kliffoth: j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I saw them with Symphony X when Thomen was still in the band. They we great. (My wife went with me, she likes both bands too). It sucks that their last two albums have been mediocre. They used to be incredible.


I liked A Twist in the Myth. It wasn't near as good as some of the others, but still a solid album. Night at the Opera was fantastic and one of my favorite albums from them. It has kind of split the fans. One half are raving about it, the others are meh about it. Their concert was the best show I've ever been to in my life. One of the few bands that are better live than in studio.

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:47:03 PM  
j4x: I liked A Twist in the Myth. It wasn't near as good as some of the others, but still a solid album.

See I own ATITM and I listened to it once. It made ZERO impression on me. I couldn't remember a single song from it after immediately listening to it.

I think they went overboard with the '20 Hansis' style of vocals on their past two albums. I did really like 'And Then There Was Silence' and 'Punishment Divine' from ANATO.

My favorite albums are 'Nightfall in Middle Earth'... well everything up to NIME, not including 'Imaginations From the Other Side'.

They are an incredible live band. Other bands that are better live than in studio are Symphony X, Opeth, Therion, and Amon Amarth.

 
j4x [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:52:11 PM  
You didn't like Imaginations from the Other Side? BLASPHEMY!

 
Kliffoth [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 08:56:42 PM  
j4x: You didn't like Imaginations from the Other Side? BLASPHEMY!

Not really. The songs on that album are just too mid-tempo for me I guess... they kind of bore me. Cut me a LITTLE slack, I DO own all their albums.

 
Sherjo311 2009-02-10 09:50:16 PM  
mansonozz: Sherjo311: i couldn't even comprehend being at a show like this. i would say that it would be sensory overload, or i could be honest and say i think i would be murdered at it.

/still, pretty brutal
//it's not exactly flyings in on a dragons

Dragons don't exists?

In all seriousness GWAR is probably the least brutal metal show ever. Everyone is usually too busy watching the stage show to throw any punches. Very fun stuff, if you stand behind the main floor out of the way there's nothing to worry about at all (not even getting hit with fake blood or vomit)


i could see that being the case. i've seen alot more real blood than fake blood at a couple soulfly shows

 
unclejimbo827 [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 09:56:08 PM  
bhcompy: This is a pretty small year for Wacken judging by that list.

j4x: Wacken needs to wave some money in Hansi's face and convince Blind Guardian to get off their old asses and play.

I'm still pissed the US denied Demons & Wizards visas to do Prog Power after the Dark Tower cd came out. I was gearing up to go and them blam, denied.


Yes, but seeing guardian and iced earth separately is good enough for me.

/couldn't see shiat for guardian, but they sounded awesome.
//was right next to the stage for iced earth. the barlow. oh christ, the barlow. I couldn't head for three days.

 
blubaldnuglee 2009-02-10 10:04:39 PM  
Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-02-10 04:21:55 PM
I'd seriously consider going as a broad for this.


See, there will be some kind of chicks.
/I keed, I keed

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2009-02-10 10:15:17 PM  
BigSnatch: Bullet for my Valentine?


Maybe this is some sort of intricate assassination plan...



LOL


one could hope

 
zymurgist 2009-02-10 11:36:02 PM  
theFword: zymurgist: I came for the picture of the drunk Russian metal chick.

/anyone?

I think you want this one:

/heh, took me only 30 seconds to find it


Thanks!

I was at work and didn't feel comfortable searching for "drunk Russsian chick."

 
Lumber Jack Off 2009-02-10 11:38:20 PM  
subby, you're an idiot. I went to Wacken in 2006 and the ratio of women to men was at least 4/10 which is pretty good for any festival of this nature.

 
zappawizard 2009-02-11 12:22:32 AM  
cannibalparrot: zappawizard: ComicBookGuy: Why is this on the music tab?

because it concerns music?

I think you missed the joke.


what joke?

 
tailormadebassist 2009-02-11 12:40:31 AM  
I wish Gwar would come back around here. I saw them with Lamb of God and Devildriver. Probably one of the best shows I've been to in a long time.

 
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